A long time ago, back when the player base had thousands of people and before Mehul sold his soul to open a fluffty cafe in Texas, there was chaos as no one quite knew where to go, who to trust, or what to do.

Out of the shadows stepped our rich and perpetually ornery benefactor, Comwood. Comwood pulled all four corners of the server to calm the chaos, and formed what you now see as Paradigm - one of the oldest continually playing alliances in EE. We survived Mehul. We survived Swerve. We are surviving Slagpit.

Paradigm is a fun clan where everyone is treated as family. And the great thing about that is sometimes though family can squabble, we still have love for each other. Because being together and having fun is what matters. Petty politics can be slung between all the alliances on the server, but everyone knows our clan is a safe space for them.

Not only that, but we have some of the oldest players in the game - so old, we still have a picture of Detmer's crocheted fluff sock from ~2005.

What We Offer:

* NO political chats
* Inclusive non-judgmental #General and #Members channels (other channels may result in harsh judgment, like #country-threads)
* We too aren't SoL
* Doug
* Pictures of Drow camping in downtown Melbourne
* A Scandinavian senator who still hasn't finished programming our war bot
* We try to stay out of wars as best we can anyway
* Additional bulletpoint

So if any of this appeals to you, join us and have some fun! DM me or reply here if you're interested!

Oh a fellow Melbournian or was just visiting?

The lack of Jolt/Omac slander is disappointing.

Didn't Omac own Swerve?

T3 baby!

PDM is also the home of:

EE’s Trophy DILF Drow

Confirmed.

💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

This feels nice.

Excuse me, sir, A man of your age says PM not DM.

This got no rizz, all Ohio. No cap.

SHOTS FIRED

(If you are the FBI that I heard was being called today, this is not for real) lol

TAN for president!

DIRTY TREE HUGGERS!!!

Nah, I'm West Aussie. tAN is not an aussie, and therefore doesn't grasp that WA is like 1/3 of the country all by itself 🤣🤣

Mehul opened a bunch of escape rooms apparently 🤣

At least according to the interview he gave to one of the people playing utopia.
We are, after all, just the red headed stepchild here at earth as far as Mehul is concerned ;)

JOIN PDM! YOU CAN WATCH ME FAIL AT NETTING!

That's my job.
(Failing at netting that is)

haha so true, I am WA original, grew up in Rocko

And you're here , not addicted to meth?
Im impressed!! 🤣🤣
The said, Ive always been an SoR guy myself, survived the southern equivalent of the golden triangle, Maddo, kelmscott and armahole lol

I thought that was my job. I like a challenge though. Want to compete?

Good luck with that. Pally can fail at netting with his arms closed and an eye tied behind his back. Just don't ask how he manages to do that, he probably doesn't know either

*shrugs*

Same way he grabs himself by the scruff of the neck and drags himself out at arm's length

It sure was a busy time back then ;)

I am a man of bizarre and mostly useless talents.

Of course, it's why we keep you around!
That and the F1 chat :P

And here I thought it was just for the memes I post on discord.

Another item on the list

I'm pretty sure it was called "swIrve" not "swErve" no?

you missed a bullet point....

* be declared other alliances netting tags!

Uh huh….

> A Scandinavian senator who still hasn't finished programming our war bot

:pepeawkward:

*fluffsock 2005*

Never forget

the fluffsock is still going strong!!!

OMG it was knit, TAN!

Croc:ed fluff sock has a nicer ring to it though? :joy:

Knitted fluff Cozy?

Knitted knob knot?