Have you tried not being an offensive pest?

Ribeye is by far the best steak.



I'm not offended.

Ribeye is like the worst steak.

Angus flat iron is good for the price, my favorite is prime rib, delicious!

Tiertus likes his steaks well-done!

Ribeye is like the worst steak.

More than filet or a porterhouse?

I feel like you just pay for fat, not even marbling, though I've heard you can get good deals at Costco for them.

I was handed a well done steak when I was 16 years old. It was 2 years ago, I was walking home, alone in the dark after a party filled with delicious, reverse seared rare steaks and I was half drunk. I saw an older man following me about 30 meters back. No worries I thought to myself, I was a star athlete and I was a guy. Surely, someone thrice my age and twice my weight couldn't out run me. At least in my drunken thoughts, I hadn't found any reason to feel too threatened. He walked off towards a side street after I crossed an intersection. I thought it'd be done.

He jumped out of the bushes at the next intersection at me, whipping out his long, hard, throbbing 6 inch NY Strip. He cut it open, revealing it was well done. I became disorientated and fell down. Harder and harder he put ketchup on the steak, laughing at me for eating steaks rare. I tried crying for help but I was too soaked by the ketchup to speak properly. He danced around me and dropped the steak on my face, I caught it with my mouth and could feel the burnt cow and ketchup inside of me. Slowly burning my internal organs and making me into the well done steak lover I was born to become. He used up all his ketchup, threw his ketchup bottle on the ground and ran away.

I didn't think men could be well done steaked, and I questioned it. Was I really well done steaked? It took me many years but I've finally healed from my well done steak experience. Every day, thousands of high schoolers are well done steaked in kitchens and it only gets worse. Well done steak is indiscriminate of cows.

I was finna get litty with the famjam one day, passed my man and yeeted him a "suh dude". And I well done steaked him in the bathroom, something I didn't think I was capable of but I did. I've hated myself for it, and thought about it since 1998 when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell and plummeted through the announcer’s table.

Tiertus likes his steaks well-done!

What about pork chomps? They are delicious as well.

*Tertius.

For this, we will set your clan on FS status.
Prepare to get EZ clapped and click "Lead your people".

and everyone said ....
RAMEN

The best steak I ever had was in a restaraunt in Puerto Vallarta Mexico. I had an uncontrollable smile so large I'm sure they drugged it.

Yes, but what cut was it?

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Ramen blows donkey kok

There is more to ramen than Nissin or Maruchan give it.

No eating any noodles is the same as eating s big ol floppy donkey kok

so long as it's rare/medium rare, who cares?
Tertius, I might have to counter pre emptive FS you for the well done steak, that is a crime against humanity, and huge manatees!

Drow - you need to come to me or Devo for these discussions. How could you ever believe these AT lies about me? I'm a med rare man through and through.

Drow - you need to come to me or Devo for these discussions. How could you ever believe these AT lies about me? I'm a med rare man through and through.