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TheORKINMan Game profile

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Jul 1st 2010, 3:48:35

So enough with all these threads about LaF farming people. That's boring. I think me and SOL need to have a serious heart to heart. Praetor and the rest of you, lets face it. This war has been an absolute disaster for you guys. You were not prepared for it at all. Most of your countries were Theos or Republics. I know I rag on you guys a lot but now I seriously want to help.

So here's an open offer to you. Next reset I'll come be President of SOL and teach you how to fight properly. I assure you once I am satisfied that you are a well oiled fighting machine I will step down as President of SOL. Not only am I willing to teach you the art of fighting but I will also upgrade your alliances to make you a true power in the game.

I know this will likely leave you speechless but there is no need to thank me for my generous offer. The only thanks I need will be in the smiles on your faces as you successfully run a kill run for the first time.

TheORKINMan
1JetPS Supreme Pontiff
Smarter than your average bear.

kemo Game profile

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Jul 1st 2010, 3:50:15

or you can just oil them up....




*drools
all praised to ra

Strife Game profile

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Jul 1st 2010, 4:21:24

Oh wow LOL

torment Game profile

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Jul 1st 2010, 4:37:48

Wheres dagga?

Pangaea

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Jul 1st 2010, 4:43:46

Orkin +Dagga = Two Egos, One Cup
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iXenomorph Game profile

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Jul 1st 2010, 5:54:32

I SEE WHAT U DID THAR LOL
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locket Game profile

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Jul 1st 2010, 6:01:18

I support this

dagga Game profile

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1560

Jul 1st 2010, 8:08:19

Wow this guy's a moron.
signatures are stupid.
Months since LaF netgained: 22

General TwizTid

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Jul 1st 2010, 9:52:32

I like this guy... in a manly way!
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dagga Game profile

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Jul 1st 2010, 10:41:10

That figures "Twiztid".. Any fluffhead with a signature that long is also a moron.
signatures are stupid.
Months since LaF netgained: 22

Fuzzy Logic Game profile

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Jul 1st 2010, 10:46:04

You've got signatures on? Signatures are always stupid, it's best to turn 'em off. Turn 'em off like any warm bloody male who's not into snow leopards would get turned off by seeing a naked Kathy Bates, like in About Schmidt.

dagga Game profile

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Jul 1st 2010, 10:53:14

That's a good point.
signatures are stupid.
Months since LaF netgained: 22

Detmer Game profile

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Jul 1st 2010, 13:45:51

Originally posted by Pangaea:
Orkin +Dagga = Two Egos, One Cup


I'd rather have somebody video this one though...

Sifos Game profile

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Jul 1st 2010, 15:00:48

You must have alot of experience beeing prez of the 1jet thingy :P
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mrford Game profile

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Jul 1st 2010, 15:58:06

I'm in sol this set

it's clearly my fault
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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

TheORKINMan Game profile

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Jul 1st 2010, 16:22:57

I'm not the President of 1JetPS, I'm the Supreme Pontiff.

dagga, you are the only one being resistant to the idea. Everyone else realizes this would make SOL better. Generally the one person who's resistant is the dumbass who's bringing something down...
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Sifos Game profile

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Jul 1st 2010, 17:09:28

Originally posted by TheORKINMan:
I'm not the President of 1JetPS, I'm the Supreme Pontiff.


Okay, whatever :P
Imaginary Numbers
If you're important enough to contact me, you will know how to contact me.
Self appointed emperor of the Order of Bunnies.
The only way to be certain your allies will not betray you is to kill them all!

TheORKINMan Game profile

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Jul 1st 2010, 19:19:17

1JetPS with the killing blow on another SOLer! Tick tock!
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TheORKINMan Game profile

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Jul 2nd 2010, 1:07:38

And another. Plus I saved two guys from dieing to your KRs. Really getting embarassing!
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LittleItaly Game profile

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Jul 2nd 2010, 3:19:23

There is a problem with your whole offer...

There is no "President" of SOL.
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TheORKINMan Game profile

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Jul 2nd 2010, 4:20:14

Well there will be if SOL wants to not suck anymore!
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dagga Game profile

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Jul 2nd 2010, 5:45:13

What amazing alliance did this toss pot crawl from?
signatures are stupid.
Months since LaF netgained: 22

TheORKINMan Game profile

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Jul 2nd 2010, 5:58:01

dagga, stop worrying about where Im from and just ask yourself why you continue to want to hold SOL down with your influence. SOL could be great if you would just get over your ego and embrace my tutelage.
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Jelly

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Jul 2nd 2010, 6:12:50

Originally posted by TheORKINMan:
I assure you once I am satisfied that you are a well oiled fighting machine I will step down as President of SOL.


I'm still surprised no one has pointed at this and laughed.

NOW3P Game profile

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Jul 2nd 2010, 6:26:25

Good god...if I had an ego that big, I'd rent out space for a little extra money. You could fit 6 or 8 immigrant families in there, no problem!

Edited By: NOW3P on Jul 2nd 2010, 6:26:59
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TheORKINMan Game profile

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Jul 2nd 2010, 6:35:58

I know NOW3P! dagga's ego is ridiculous!
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NOW3P Game profile

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Jul 2nd 2010, 8:09:16

yeah...ridiculous about sums it up.

Drow Game profile

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Jul 2nd 2010, 11:20:49

*points and laughs at whole thread*

this as merit :p

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dagga Game profile

Member
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Jul 2nd 2010, 13:19:27

OrkinMan is embarrassed by his alliance affiliation and Earth Watcher hides behind an alias because he is scared that LCN/Na/Omega/(insert fluff clan here) will be embarrassed by his idiocy.

What irony.
signatures are stupid.
Months since LaF netgained: 22

Fuzzy Logic Game profile

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Jul 2nd 2010, 13:37:19

my response to this thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0359hSerDeE

Dark Morbid

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Jul 2nd 2010, 14:23:33

Originally posted by Fuzzy Logic:
my response to this thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0359hSerDeE


You son of a fluff, I want that 2:13 seconds of my life back by 5pm today!
Originally posted by kemo:
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Fuzzy Logic Game profile

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Jul 2nd 2010, 14:30:52

That song is awesome. What are you talking about?

Dark Morbid

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Jul 2nd 2010, 14:43:43

Originally posted by Fuzzy Logic:
That song is awesome. What are you talking about?


LMAO, I know it is. Look at the comments posted on it..lol

Originally posted by badger500:

9 months ago 37
Well, I for one feel this whole Internet thing has paid for itself on this alone.


Originally posted by aBerlin1945:

1 month ago 4
This video is the meaning of life.
Originally posted by kemo:
they day you make it pay to play the player base will drop like a vanilla ice album

Mr Midnight

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Jul 2nd 2010, 16:43:16

Originally posted by dagga:
What amazing alliance did this toss pot crawl from?


I think there is a rock somewhere with dorkin's name on it.

Viceroy Game profile

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Jul 2nd 2010, 19:09:23

Originally posted by Fuzzy Logic:
my response to this thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0359hSerDeE


This thread doesn't do your response justice. I think you need to post it in a unique thread. Maybe the mods can even "sticky" it. Preferably on the front page.

EDIT: Sorry for the edit, but I had to correct the spelling errors. It is very difficult to type when your eyes are bleeding.

Edited By: Viceroy on Jul 2nd 2010, 19:10:22. Reason: Speelling!
See Original Post
And, Monsters, do not forget to specify, when time and place shall serve, that I am an ass.

warlorde Game profile

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Jul 2nd 2010, 22:37:03

next set promises somehow get you in trouble this set.

i seent it