We established retaliation policies many years ago. We enforce them. Playing games with us, and thinking you can take advantage of us trying to finish a netting set won't fly here. You didn't take your antics somewhere else, and we are fed up. Goodbye, Imaginary Numbers. Never really believed in you, anyway.


p.s. Did letskillstuff crash? It's like you're trying to treat AT as your members forum. Although I'll admit it's entertaining to watch your internal organization unravel publicly, you really should think about switching to Boxcar.

If you never believed in imaginary numbers how did you ever find the square root of -1?

all I know is that e^[(pi)(i)] = -1

Whats so imaginary about numbers? :p

purposeful are you sure it was LCN that was supposed to declare war and not ICN?

May 24/10 8:33:07 AM SS Kentucky Raiders (#146) (iMagNum) Tinicum (#1) (ICN) Defence Held
May 24/10 8:32:59 AM SS Kentucky Raiders (#146) (iMagNum) Tinicum (#1) (ICN) 1241 A (+725 A)
May 24/10 8:32:55 AM SS Kentucky Raiders (#146) (iMagNum) Tinicum (#1) (ICN) 1487 A (+805 A)
May 24/10 8:32:40 AM SS Kentucky Raiders (#146) (iMagNum) Tinicum (#1) (ICN) 1825 A (+902 A)

Finally! I've been HOPING for this sort of ruthless butchery! LCN, I kindly request you kill ME first! I'm getting bored of my strat anyway =).

iMag is proud to say, we can always count on LCN for giving us the swift deaths we deserve! While we may have been trying to play games with you... this war dec is icing on the cake!

LCN - Satisfaction guaranteed! Just add water and shake!

Much love from iMag! <33

<('_'<( <--- WAR PANDA READY!!!!

p.s. I love the tough guy mentality. Makes me think things about you lot that are not polite to say in this forum >;)

I'm still alive, please kill me already!

you're not important enough to die

fluff you LCN !! i wish you waited 4 more hrs. I had to drop 8 mil nw to take a retail, took me almost two days to do it selling mil/ useless tech to get under him and then you put him in 25 dr and nuked away 8k ar.

damn it all - well that is the way the cookie crumbles

good luck and have fun - you made IMAG's day.

ZIP lcn is probably willing to a offer you a free farm on any imag countries. Better use it before they're all gone!

the set ends in a few days anyway -
besides i have to admit, as much as i fluff about IMAG pestering my small 10 member alliance, I do admire their "don't give a fluff" attitude.

finally LCN grows some ball*s
:P

you know what the worst part is? you love to net, we love to war, and warring always destroys netting :)

sooo i see 3 options for the future:
- LCN becomes warring alliance
- Imag becomes netting alliance
- your fluffty L:L has to go

:D
>:D< hugs'n'love from Imag

now bring it on!

LKS >> BoxCar

I was never told to stay off AT. So I'll talk on here as much as I want. Don't tell me what to do!!!

P.S. I'm disappointed you waited until your P.S. to address the fact that we declared your declaration of war before you declared it. YOU FAIL!

iMag is an evil state!
It likes to steal and take!
All is fair in love and war,
You've heard this phrase I'm sure!
We'd say we're sorry but we're not,
About your L:L,
For not in heaven but in hell,
Does iMag sleep most well!

I would be happy just killing Scodey every round. It's love/hate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtwJvgPJ9xw

LCN is tryin'a catch me ridin' dirty :(

You really showed us LCN.

I would just like to say, Tavi is a sexy piece of ass.

EDIT: I have downloaded many of his pics for fluffing purposes.

L:L is really a small part of the issues here. Imag has been provoking LCN all reset.

We can respect Imag being willing to fight over policy - as is made obvious here we're very similar in that regard. However, Imag has made it a point to go out of their way to be douchebags at every conceivable opportunity. Numerous topfeeds, grabbing us in the middle of a kill run knowing we'll have no opportunity to retal, their Head FA Tavi making FA deals only to have Soviet later ignore the agreement citing the fact that "he'd rather do [something else] than what their HFA formally agreed to previously, and when tensions start to run high, trying as hard as they can to push things over the edge.

If you think P1 is taking a "tough guy" mentality with this you are really oblivious to your own president. He acts like a 14 year old e-thug on a power trip any time you try to discuss something with him.

lmao, grabbing when yer getting killed is awesome, you my young man iz an idjut

LCN reset by reset War/Netgain(NG) for the last 5 years...

Apr 2010 NG
Jan 2010 NG
Dec 2009 War
Oct 2009 War
Aug 2009 War
May 2009 War
Mar 2009 NG
Jan 2009 War
Nov 2008 NG
Aug 2008 NG
Jun 2008 War
Apr 2008 War
Feb 2008 War
Dec 2007 War
Oct 2007 NG
Aug 2007 NG
Jun 2007 War
Apr 2007 War
Feb 2007 NG
Dec 2006 War
Nov 2006 War
Sep 2006 War
Jul 2006 NG
May 2006 War
Mar 2006 War
Jan 2006 War
Nov 2005 War
Sep 2005 NG
Jul 2005 War
May 2005 War
Mar 2005 War

10 Netgaining Resets
21 War Resets

Just because we don't go picking fights for fluffs and giggles and just because we don't suck when we do netgain doesn't mean we're a netgaining alliance.

[quote poster=Theseus]L:L is really a small part of the issues here. Imag has been provoking LCN all reset.

We can respect Imag being willing to fight over policy - as is made obvious here we're very similar in that regard. However, Imag has made it a point to go out of their way to be douchebags at every conceivable opportunity. Numerous topfeeds, grabbing us in the middle of a kill run knowing we'll have no opportunity to retal, their Head FA Tavi making FA deals only to have Soviet later ignore the agreement citing the fact that "he'd rather do [something else] than what their HFA formally agreed to previously, and when tensions start to run high, trying as hard as they can to push things over the edge. [/quote]

QUICK! Someone go get Thesus some tissues!


Excuse me, I'm a _15_ year old _iThug_ on a power trip.

Sarcasm aside, I am just very aggressive with any and all clans. Don't like it? Pact me. Can't pact me? Stay out of my way. I am here to move iMag ahead by action and if that means crushing you because we don't like the way you treat non-pacted alliances so be it. Come on Thesus, what's the worst you can do, kill us?

Having you on DNH after a few early hits this reset and talking to Tavi instead of you was our attempt at staying out of your way. You make it your prerogative to put anyone who simply..exists...in your way.



With all due respect, how is getting your alliance killed time after time moving it ahead? I know the point of you playing is to fight and I have no problem with that, but despite being more durable than most, you still generally lose members when you get dominated in a war.



Crushing us? You're 0-3 in wars with LCN going into this and this set isn't looking very promising either. Your brash attitude and tendency to pick a fight with anyone for little to no reason puts you in an inferior political situation also. Not pacting LCN does mean you risk being retalled land:land (and thus only profit 50% from ghost acres on hits on us) yes, not pacting Imag means they may FS you outirght out of boredom.

I respect the fact that you fight over policy. I respect the fact that you play the game for what it's meant to be - a source of fun. But I cannot respect that in many cases you go out of your way to find your fun by making others game experience miserable. That is known in the internet gaming world as "griefing", and despite your anti L:L stance and occasional attempt at righteousness, you are not a noble alliance in any way, shape, or form.

Theseus! Your monologue brought tears to my eyes. It makes me feel so touched to know that you hate us with furious zeal and conviction!



Yup! You got us down PERFECTLY!

- See, despite being an atheist, I believe in a purpose in everything. iMag's purpose is to kill. Everything else's purpose is to be killed ;).

- How is our alliance getting killed time after time moving it ahead? By fulfilling our goals! I am happy to say that leadership has done a great job at getting us killed every set! I have seldom had this privilege in any other game.

- Politics? I think you should know iMag now to know that we are not in this game for politics :). I deal with enough politics in real life, thank you very much. iMag and this game... this is the other half of us. This is the insane half, the cruel apathetic, inhuman, monster inside everyone! Go be a political science student if you like politics!

- More durable than most? I think you'll find we are amongst one of the most durable clans out there. For if you're willing to die, then you have nothing to lose. And it really depends on what you mean by "dominated" in war. That's what most people don't understand. They think dying is a bad thing. With us... it's not =).

- We've never professed to be a "noble" alliance in any way, shape or form. We are a warring alliance, and war is never noble. Besides, everyone needs a little fun. I doubt there would be even half of the players still in the game if the only objective was to net :).

Can't have fun without un-fun. Can't have cops without robbers!

You're not pacted. You're not on DNH. You get hit and retal L:L. You become my problem.

The simple answer to this is to put you on DNH, but why would I do that? You aren't pacted nor a friend, therefore you run the risk of being in my way.


You still haven't figured us out after all these years. Sad. Oh well, I'm not going to explain it for the infinite time.


Your retal policy towards us will crumble before we give into your "winning".


Wah. Good idea! Let's all go hug trees in peace and never hit each other or cause each other misfortune! That's what good guys would do!

You want to be a hippy? That's fine, but the day this game turns completely netting oriented is the day it loses its fun (and a good portion of players).

soviet you are full of crap and you know it. You simply pushed them to the point they decided to smash you and enjoy the fact you think you win anyways. Moral victory anyone?

I hereby declare Soviet victory!!






FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!

ONCE AGAIN. SOMEONE CALL 9-11.

911 emergency! What is your emergency!?

Sir, someone has choked on a large portion of french cries, please send a waaaaaaaaaambulance immediately!

I don't get it. LCN is hitting US, and having more kills than us so far. Why are YOU complaining?

lol!

He's missing out on the action?

Don't judge us because we don't want any dead weight.

ME HEAD HURRRRTTT.. TOOO MANY WUURRDSSS..

kill kill...HUG HUG. KILL. I FEEL BETTAR HUG HUG HUG. KIIIIIIIILLLLLL

hug hug hug?

I din go thru anything posted above but I got a sinking feeling that LCN fell into Imag's little trap.. which was to provoking them into a war..

either way, good luck to both sides!

Theseus actually is pretty civil in his posts. You can't be civil with iMag.

It's like beating an autistic child because he is acting up or disciplining your dog for peeing on your furniture.

They just don't understand. This is the approach you have to take. See below:

Imag! Great war so far! You guys are doing so good! I am SO proud of you!

All joking aside. Imag is an alliance that has fun. Sometimes at the expense of others. But that is what makes them unique. I personally appreciate the aspects you bring into this game by your blatant non-serious POV's for the game.

Now please die. And die good. With or without homosexual thoughts on your mind as you go into the light.

zen + shag = zenshag

This ^^ and...



This ^^

LCN seems to think that we didn't want to die. They've failed to read any of our other posts and continue to be ignorant. Why in the world would we want to go an entire set without at least restarting once. I, for one, am waiting for your killrun on me, and not on that other guy who seems to be your offline target. *goes to check if you killed that other guy*

I will fs YOU next set for beating autistic children and disciplining you dog!!! That's just WRONG!

Sifos sticks up for austistic children and for pets.

Thes is too nice--the problem with fighting imag is it's not a fight. I'm seconding Zen's post.

lots of red in imagnum :P

Yes, isn't it beautiful. In Sweden we have a saying "tredje gången gillt!", considering the fiasko with the fist, and the bad timing with rage, it's nice to finally have struck blood!

Now I just have to get them to do something to my country other than sending st00pid missiles. I have already almost snatched the first position for most killed civs this set in imag, and I don't really know what to do to get LCN's attention :S

WAR FOR IMAG... Is like sex for the first time.

Sometimes it really hurts... but it always feels good in the end. Always lots of messy red stuff!

And best of all, always leaves us wanting MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!! AND HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER!!!!!

FASTER FASTER FASTER!!!!!!!!!!

i wouldnt call this much of a war :P some of them continue netting while you guys kill their bottom ranks and they kill your top :P congrats?

Regardless if a certain locket thinks this should be called war or not, it's as beautiful as any other slaughter.

War is a war. If some choose to not participate it's in their own right. It just so happens that we couldn't ruin their set that was made for netgaining while ours was made for war.

In other words, you can't last?

2 minutes tops?

60 seconds, actually, NukEvil.