Message from Earth Empires Staff sent on Jun 27, 2:17

BigP

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Jun 27th 2023, 11:39:32

Where do I sign up for a message? I called the number on the bathroom wall but no one answered. :(

- SoF

DerrickICN

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Jun 27th 2023, 14:24:06

Shaniqua don't live here no more.

Buch

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Jun 27th 2023, 15:04:17

It wouldn't let me reply. I wanted to tell them to do do something.

Gainsboro turned me in for naughty messages and the laf lovers are mad about it.

Doug

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Jun 27th 2023, 15:23:09

Ok even I have to defend Buch here. Which now dislike you all for making me do so! LOL jk

Dutchy

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Jun 27th 2023, 17:27:19

Originally posted by Buch:

It wouldn't let me reply. I wanted to tell them to do do something.

Gainsboro turned me in for naughty messages and the laf lovers are mad about it.

Would be fun to kill them eh, but gdi something something

Primeval

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Jun 28th 2023, 3:33:02

So you're confused why you can't reply to a message sent from a source that doesn't have an actual country in-game because it came from a game moderator that was issuing a warning for inappropriate messages rather than deleting your country, AND you were going to reply with something inappropriate. Did I understand that correctly?

Buch

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Jun 28th 2023, 5:56:52

Originally posted by Primeval:

I didn't know a hand was considered inappropriate......

Mr Gainsboro

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Jun 28th 2023, 6:02:24

I didn't like the middle finger it made me feel uncomfortable. Please behave better Buch

Don of LaF

Buch

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Jun 28th 2023, 11:43:03

Originally posted by Mr Gainsboro:

I didn't like the middle finger it made me feel uncomfortable. Please behave better Buch

🖕

Symbolic

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Jun 28th 2023, 12:56:24

Lol buch never change

HH

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Jun 28th 2023, 14:16:37

haha

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allbymyself87

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Jun 28th 2023, 14:46:56

Originally posted by Buch:

Originally posted by Mr Gainsboro:

I didn't like the middle finger it made me feel uncomfortable. Please behave better Buch

🖕

😂

All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself anymore

Suicidal

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Jun 28th 2023, 14:47:00

Gains, u on ur period?.....get a sense of humor.....it's just Buch for jayzuze sake

Snoopdawg

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Jun 28th 2023, 14:56:28

gains beeeezzz a tender li'l fluff

Snoopdawg

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Jun 28th 2023, 15:01:53

LaF has become like a bunch of kindergarten kids running to the teacher all the time showing them their wittle bitty boo boos

mdevol

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Jun 28th 2023, 16:17:09

🖕

Surely what a man does when he is caught off his guard is the best evidence as to what sort of man he is. - C.S. Lewis

Suicidal

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Jun 28th 2023, 16:33:28

Originally posted by Snoopdawg:

LaF has become like a bunch of kindergarten kids running to the teacher all the time showing them their wittle bitty boo boos

Snitches get stitches

Coalie

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Jun 28th 2023, 16:44:03

Originally posted by Buch:

Originally posted by Mr Gainsboro:

I didn't like the middle finger it made me feel uncomfortable. Please behave better Buch

🖕

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Getafix

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Jun 28th 2023, 17:26:32

How do you feel now?

Doug

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Jun 28th 2023, 18:24:40

That’s hot

Coalie

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Jun 28th 2023, 18:44:23

Maybe Gains can message QZ about the middle finger and QZ will come up with something creative to prevent him from seeing middle fingers form Buch ahahha

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Mr Gainsboro

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Jun 28th 2023, 21:48:17

Originally posted by Coalie:

Maybe Gains can message QZ about the middle finger and QZ will come up with something creative to prevent him from seeing middle fingers form Buch ahahha

I cry myself to sleep every night thinking about this and i just can't understand how my best friend Buch is acting.
Just fluff off Coalie, choke on a fluff

Don of LaF

Mr Gainsboro

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Jun 28th 2023, 21:49:19

Originally posted by Suicidal:

Gains, u on ur period?.....get a sense of humor.....it's just Buch for jayzuze sake

I send him back cat emojis, what is wrong with that?

Don of LaF

Coalie

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Jun 28th 2023, 22:34:16

Originally posted by Mr Gainsboro:

Originally posted by Coalie:

Maybe Gains can message QZ about the middle finger and QZ will come up with something creative to prevent him from seeing middle fingers form Buch ahahha

I cry myself to sleep every night thinking about this and i just can't understand how my best friend Buch is acting.
Just fluff off Coalie, choke on a fluff

Thank you for the kind words Gains lol. I hope you’re enjoying the rest of your summer otherwise.

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Suicidal

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Jun 29th 2023, 10:44:43

Originally posted by Mr Gainsboro:

Originally posted by Suicidal:

Gains, u on ur period?.....get a sense of humor.....it's just Buch for jayzuze sake

I send him back cat emojis, what is wrong with that?

Nothing wrong with a little puzzie emoji

Mr Gainsboro

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Jun 29th 2023, 14:45:41

Originally posted by Coalie:

Originally posted by Mr Gainsboro:

Originally posted by Coalie:

Maybe Gains can message QZ about the middle finger and QZ will come up with something creative to prevent him from seeing middle fingers form Buch ahahha

I cry myself to sleep every night thinking about this and i just can't understand how my best friend Buch is acting.
Just fluff off Coalie, choke on a fluff

Thank you for the kind words Gains lol. I hope you’re enjoying the rest of your summer otherwise.

I bought a new bbq/grill, time to smoke some meat :)
Hope you have an awesome summer

Don of LaF

Requiem

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Jun 29th 2023, 15:29:56

Brisket and pulled pork!!!

Coalie

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Jun 29th 2023, 15:57:37

Show us the bbq pics when you get it going

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Link

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Jun 29th 2023, 17:47:10

smoked meat.... mmmm

Link.

I Am a meat popsicle.

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HEMPMAN1

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Jun 29th 2023, 19:05:00

I got a 17 pound monster im turning into pastrami. Its brining now and will be ready for the smoker Monday night. Cherry wood on stand by.. lol

Doug

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Jun 29th 2023, 20:32:21

I love me some smoked meat….

Buch

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Jun 29th 2023, 20:33:48

Originally posted by HEMPMAN1:

I got a 17 pound monster im turning into pastrami. Its brining now and will be ready for the smoker Monday night. Cherry wood on stand by.. lol

Originally posted by Doug:

I love me some smoked meat….

🖕🖕

Doug

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Jun 29th 2023, 20:34:48

Hahahahhaha

Coalie

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Jun 29th 2023, 21:02:21

Doug the wood is used to smoke/cook/flavor the meats.

And the meats we’re all talking about is referring to bovines, porcines and poultry.

I kno u came in here because of fingers wood n meats butt.. I think you’re kinda taking this the wrong direction

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Doug

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Jun 29th 2023, 21:33:32

Oh… how did I get here? Mmmmmm

DerrickICN

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Jun 30th 2023, 4:11:59

How can you tell you're at a gay picnic?

All the hot dogs taste like sh!t

Doug

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Jun 30th 2023, 4:14:00

Originally posted by DerrickICN:

How can you tell you're at a gay picnic?

All the hot dogs taste like sh!t

Hiiii yooooo

Doug

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Jun 30th 2023, 4:15:05

I personally thought it was because of the air mattresses and poppers at every table but what the hell do I know lol

DerrickICN

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Jun 30th 2023, 4:17:05

Lol that's from Gilbert Gottfried at the roast of George Takei. Some of the best string of gay jokes ever. That one ends something like:

....which would imply if you go to a straight picnic all the hot dogs would taste like vagina. All I know is, I need to get to a picnic ASAP.

Suicidal

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Jun 30th 2023, 11:01:50

Who needs processed/lab created meat? I prefer the gawd-made natural vagina.

Doug, have you tried pork butt??

As galleri transitions from her foot fetish to her ass eating kink, she and Doug could compare notes (and photos)

WAIT!! what was the original topic????

Edited By: Suicidal on Jun 30th 2023, 11:04:46

galleri

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Jun 30th 2023, 11:56:47

Did someone say ass eating contest?

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

Suicidal

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Jun 30th 2023, 13:12:20

Originally posted by galleri:

Did someone say ass eating contest?

For you and other Moderators, just to be clear, you would have to work for the ass-eating contest.
You would clearly win an Ass-kissing contest LMAO

galleri

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Jun 30th 2023, 14:07:06

Originally posted by Suicidal:

Originally posted by galleri:

Did someone say ass eating contest?

For you and other Moderators, just to be clear, you would have to work for the ass-eating contest.
You would clearly win an Ass-kissing contest LMAO

Ha ha ha.
I didn't invite them nerd.

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

HEMPMAN1

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Jun 30th 2023, 15:54:21

putting someones genitals in your mouth is OK, but eating a Dorito off the floor after 2 seconds is gross.. lol

Doug

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Jul 1st 2023, 10:38:29

Wait… We’re having an ass eating contest at Galleris picnic and suicidal is offering up pork butt? And Hemp is bringing Doritos? And Derrick is bringing George Teki?

What the hell goes on around here at night?!?

Edited By: Doug on Jul 1st 2023, 10:40:38