To the so-called “Disney Clan,”
Led by RedX, the self-proclaimed Mickey Mouse of Earth Empires:

Your days of sugary sweet deception and cartoonish tyranny are over. You have pranced around the battlefield like a pack of singing rodents, hiding behind castles built of lies and pixie dust. The time has come to shatter the illusion and expose the empire you’ve built as nothing more than a paper kingdom.

Your castles will crumble, your dreams will turn to nightmares, and your mouse ears will become the symbols of your failure. We do not fear your enchanted armies or your corporate overlords. This is Earth Empires, not a theme park!

From this day forward, your lands are marked for ruin, your leaders for disgrace, and your soldiers for annihilation. You have crossed the wrong kingdom, and we will not rest until “Disney” becomes a forgotten footnote in the annals(Doug, it has 2 n’s not one) of this world.

You will hear from my lawyers for trademark infringement.

What? Am I the gay proofreader around here? I can spell anal! I know anal. I know annal as well. But anal and annal are two different ends of the rainbow sir.

Ps. You could have used the words “chronological order” - as there are many uses for annals, but you baited me with bad words. lol I’m fake offended and outraged. The university of Iowa or Chicago also has annal’s. They probably have urinals as well. But I digress. Stop gay baiting me coalie! I have a man, I’ve told you 100 times I won’t go out with you. Stop flirting with me on the forums.

Don't be too offended Doug chatGPT wrote it for Coalie.

That explains it!!! I knew he wasn’t that clever. 🏳️‍🌈

Fixed it


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Doug is mad cuz he sleep for 8 hours straight today.

Straight for 8 hours!!!

Straight!!!

[quote poster=Coalie; 53341; 1048342]Doug is mad cuz he sleep for 8 hours straight today.

I can’t be straight for 8 minutes let alone hours! You just mad because I have cute hair. All your hair moved from your head to your shoulders and back.

Can you even quote right?

Yes sir.

Good job

I always try to impress you

You fail at most everything you do, including impressing me.

Try something else, oh like idk. Why don’t you try blinking. Maybe you can get that right.

Oh blow it out you’re big old fat ass lol

I need to file a complaint with HR.

I’m being sexually harassed.

Good luck?
Make better Star Wars when this is over.

Any warstats available?

Star Wars aren't better yet.

About 18 seconds worth.

I really fixed it.