Dec 4th 2024, 2:00:00
I am sorry to have to do this, but duty calls.
Hi, my name is Blackhole. I'm here today to talk to you about a serious problem effecting one of our friend. Chevs.
Chevs has been heinously banned. I am not here to litigate the why behind the ban, nor do I care to understand histories.
I'm here for one thing and one thing only, to bring Chevs back. You see, I am of the opinion that more people is better. Even if we dislike those people. Even if we war with those people. It is going to be 2025, and we need all hands on deck for 2025.
TLDR SO FAR FOR YOU REQ: This is about chevs, I have a plan!
So, how will I succeed where others have failed? It's very simple. Terror. Over the last few months I've made friends with nearly all of you, or at the very least achieved some level of 'I guess he's not completely fluffing vile'.
I believe almost everyone here tolerates me, and the two who don't, I don't think I'll find success with because I'm white (sorry, Tisya) and I'm the king of screenshots (sorry Doug).
To the rest of you though, we've found a place of happiness.
TLDR#2 REQ: Blackhole is good, not bad. Mostly.
So what changes now? Now we revert to the old Blackhole. The blackhole everyone hated. The blackhole that caused multipage posts about absolutely nothing. The blackhole that according to some, can absolutely run players out of the game. The annoying, vile, pretentious, attention whoring, suiciding, unstable, backstabbing, cheating (won't do that though, promises are promises!), blackhole.
And I will do this until Chevs is freed from his shackles and allowed to fly free again!
The terrorism network is online. And I will allow radicalization of others to join the terror network with me. We will push things to the limits, but we will not go over the limits of breaking any game rules. And as you all know, I am intimately familiar with ALL game rules, so I know exactly what that line is.
TLDR #3 REQ: Blackhole is going to be an asshole to free chevs!
Many of you may ask 'how is this going to help?' To you I respond with 'who fvcking knows?!? I'm gonna do something though, cause no one else is doing anything!!!'
TLDR #4 REQ - F yeah, let's go!
Hi, my name is Blackhole. I'm here today to talk to you about a serious problem effecting one of our friend. Chevs.
Chevs has been heinously banned. I am not here to litigate the why behind the ban, nor do I care to understand histories.
I'm here for one thing and one thing only, to bring Chevs back. You see, I am of the opinion that more people is better. Even if we dislike those people. Even if we war with those people. It is going to be 2025, and we need all hands on deck for 2025.
TLDR SO FAR FOR YOU REQ: This is about chevs, I have a plan!
So, how will I succeed where others have failed? It's very simple. Terror. Over the last few months I've made friends with nearly all of you, or at the very least achieved some level of 'I guess he's not completely fluffing vile'.
I believe almost everyone here tolerates me, and the two who don't, I don't think I'll find success with because I'm white (sorry, Tisya) and I'm the king of screenshots (sorry Doug).
To the rest of you though, we've found a place of happiness.
TLDR#2 REQ: Blackhole is good, not bad. Mostly.
So what changes now? Now we revert to the old Blackhole. The blackhole everyone hated. The blackhole that caused multipage posts about absolutely nothing. The blackhole that according to some, can absolutely run players out of the game. The annoying, vile, pretentious, attention whoring, suiciding, unstable, backstabbing, cheating (won't do that though, promises are promises!), blackhole.
And I will do this until Chevs is freed from his shackles and allowed to fly free again!
The terrorism network is online. And I will allow radicalization of others to join the terror network with me. We will push things to the limits, but we will not go over the limits of breaking any game rules. And as you all know, I am intimately familiar with ALL game rules, so I know exactly what that line is.
TLDR #3 REQ: Blackhole is going to be an asshole to free chevs!
Many of you may ask 'how is this going to help?' To you I respond with 'who fvcking knows?!? I'm gonna do something though, cause no one else is doing anything!!!'
TLDR #4 REQ - F yeah, let's go!
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