Sep 13th 2011, 9:56:25
Motorcycles. I'm not talking about those huge american chopper types, I'm talking about the piece of fluff, assholific, and tiny asian variants that swarm around your car, swerve in and out between cars and just take up the fricking road (as in driving slowly and in the MIDDLE OF THE LANE).
Just this morning at a traffic light at a T-junction as I was turning right, I noticed an asshole prick motorcycle in the lane opposite me turning into the same lane (even though his light was red) by driving on the sidewalk meant for pedestrians. When I decided to change lanes (with the blinkers on for like 5 seconds prior to that), it turns out that the asshole had sped up and was driving in my blind spot even though I clearly indicated my intention ahead of time to switch lanes. I narrowly missed hitting that waste of sperm as he sped up just as I was changing lanes.
fluffing A. If I ever become a politician, I will work to fluffing ban all these stupid underpowered motorcycles from the roads.
Just this morning at a traffic light at a T-junction as I was turning right, I noticed an asshole prick motorcycle in the lane opposite me turning into the same lane (even though his light was red) by driving on the sidewalk meant for pedestrians. When I decided to change lanes (with the blinkers on for like 5 seconds prior to that), it turns out that the asshole had sped up and was driving in my blind spot even though I clearly indicated my intention ahead of time to switch lanes. I narrowly missed hitting that waste of sperm as he sped up just as I was changing lanes.
fluffing A. If I ever become a politician, I will work to fluffing ban all these stupid underpowered motorcycles from the roads.