ADDENDUM:

THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! CONTINUED THEIR DOMINANCE OF THE ALLIANCE SERVER! WITH THE EXCEPTION OF TWO FOOLISH NINNIES, WHO WERE OF COURSE SHOWN THE ERROR OR THEIR WAYS, THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF 1A QUAKED WITH AN APPROPRIATE LEVEL OF TERROR AND AWE! SAM LOOKED UPON THIS AND SAID IT IS GOOD!

INTERNAL STRIFE WITHIN THE MIGHTY CLAN REACHED EPIC LEVELS AS THE COMMITTEE OF ONE WAS FORCED TO CARRY OUT THE FIRST-EVER EXPULSION OF A MEMBER FOR VIOLATING THE SACRED TENETS OF VIOLENT PACIFISM!

THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! NETGAINED, OR.. WELL.. SOMETHING THAT RESEMBLED NETGAINING, AND HAD SEVERAL COUNTRIES ON THE CUSP OF THE TOP 100! THE COMMITTEE OF ONE WAS SIMULTANEOUSLY ELATED AND INFURIATED BY THESE RESULTS, AND INSTITUTED BOLD NEW PROGRAMS TO ENSURE THAT THE RESULTS IN THE NEXT RESET WILL BE SHOCKINGLY DIFFERENT!

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BILL
CHIEF OF VAGUE PROCLAMATIONS
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!