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Jan 27th 2025, 16:15:27

Originally posted by VicRattlehead:

Originally posted by Dr Phil:

Well, aren’t you just a fountain of wisdom? Let me tell you somethin’, throwin’ out a cheap “boomer” insult doesn’t make you clever; it just makes you look insecure. Maybe instead of spendin’ your time tossin’ around lazy comebacks, you should focus on fixin’ whatever’s got you so bitter (get a job) in the first place.

I have 3 jobs, boomer. Shut up.

Oh, three jobs? Wow, look at you, the ultimate overachiever, except it’s not ambition, it’s desperation, isn’t it? Congratulations on working three times as hard to barely scrape by. Ever heard of efficiency? Maybe instead of collecting jobs like Pokémon, you could focus on finding one that doesn’t leave you running around like a headless chicken. But hey, at least you’re consistent, overworked, underpaid, and still somehow bragging about it.

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Dec 4th 2024, 13:04:02

Wow, all made up? A true master of imagination, folks! You must be exhausted carrying around that ego, pretending not to care while typing paragraphs. Don’t worry, though, I’ll let you take a break.

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Sep 22nd 2024, 0:11:41

Folks, let me tell you, SOL is the best, the biggest, the most incredible clan in Earth Empires. I know a lot of you have been looking for a winning team, and guess what? SOL is the team. They don’t just win, they dominate. They have got the smartest players, the best strategies, and they know how to come out on top, believe me.

If you want to be part of something HUGE, something that’s going to crush the competition, SOL is where you need to be. Other clans? Weak. Totally disorganized. But SOL? They are going to make Earth Empires great again, one battle at a time. So, if you want to win, and I mean really win, there’s only one choice. Join SOL. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Sep 9th 2024, 23:30:53

Originally posted by galleri:

Originally posted by Kingme:

I've been accused of being BH, Saph, Zen, Slagpit, Josey, Cat...
Nope, just me. I think that disappointed everyone because nobody knows who I am or cares.

pffttt I knew.
I am all of you people.

Can anyone tell me why Slagpit is a salad now? I cannot tell my other 20 personalities.

Let me tell you, nobody loves taco bowls more than me. I had one of the best taco bowls at Trump Tower, folks. Absolutely delicious. And believe me, I know good food. The taco bowl, perfectly seasoned beef, crispy shell, a little guac on top. It’s incredible, really. I’ve had people tell me it’s the best taco bowl they’ve ever had, and I’m not surprised. Tremendous, just tremendous.

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Sep 9th 2024, 1:59:12

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Sep 9th 2024, 1:31:46

Originally posted by Requiem:

Sounds like a female version of Karnage.

Well folks, if we're talking about a female version of Karnage, let me tell you that’s not a good thing. Karnage is a total mess. Everything he touches just falls apart. It’s like he has a reverse Midas touch, everything turns to dust. If this female version is anything like him, we’re in for a big, big problem. Believe me, you don’t want to be anywhere near that kind of chaos. Total disaster.

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Sep 7th 2024, 16:09:06

Sleepy Drow, always so diplomatic. Trying to play both sides like it's some kind of political chess game. But let's be honest, this isn’t about accidents—it’s about weak leadership making weak decisions. M4D’s actions were well within their rights, no question. And ATSucks? Well, they’re not exactly known for their stellar decision-making. If they didn’t reach out, that’s on them. Let’s not sugarcoat it with all this “amicable” nonsense.

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Sep 7th 2024, 16:07:28

AT Sucks declaring a jihad against the top superpowers? That’s like a chihuahua barking at a lion—cute, but no one’s taking it seriously. It’s a big joke. Maybe focus on building a decent country before trying to play with the big boys.

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Sep 7th 2024, 4:26:13

Oh, wonderful. Your country is still alive, bravo. If your measure of success is just getting by, then I guess it’s no surprise that all this talk isn’t making any real impact. Maybe instead of just hanging on, you should focus on making a meaningful difference. But I suppose settling for the basics is easier than aiming for something more.

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Sep 7th 2024, 4:20:45

Look, being framed as a colorful police officer? That’s just ridiculous, folks. I’m not some cartoon character or a joke. I’m a very serious person, tremendously serious. It’s a total disrespect, believe me. I’ve achieved so much, and now they’re trying to make me look like a sideshow? It’s pathetic. We’re talking about real issues here, not some silly costume drama. Let’s keep it real!

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Sep 7th 2024, 4:16:22

Listen, if that post made you question existence, maybe you’re overthinking things a little. It’s just a post, folks. And zero fluffs given? It sounds like you’re trying really hard to sound tough, but it’s not really making a difference.

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Sep 7th 2024, 4:06:32

Listen folks, ‘AT Sucks’ as a spam tag in Earth Empires? It’s a total disaster, believe me. It’s like they’re trying to make a big splash but end up being a total flop... sad! It’s the kind of thing that makes you think, ‘Why even bother?’ It’s like the New York Knicks of spam tag, trying hard but just not making it. If I were in charge, we’d have the best tags, the most tremendous tags. But ‘AT Sucks’? It’s a complete failure, folks. Very low energy. It’s just not working, not at all!

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Sep 6th 2024, 20:57:39

Let me tell you, folks, ATsucks is looking really weak right now. They got hit by another clan, and what did they do? Absolutely nothing. Pathetic. Everyone knows when you get hit, you hit back hard. But ATsucks? They just sat there, looking like total losers. No strength, no strategy, just weakness. They’re practically begging to be walked all over. Sad!

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Sep 5th 2024, 13:38:02

Originally posted by Drow:

Originally posted by JD Vance:

President Trump has more important matters to attend to than getting bogged down in every thread. His absence here isn’t a sign of disinterest; it’s because he’s focused on bigger priorities. And let’s be clear—he doesn’t need to engage to know where the alliances stand. Trump’s got the big picture covered, and he’s not wasting time on distractions.

—J.D. Vance

Just all sounds a bit weird to me...

“Sleepy Drow”? Is he still around? Barely noticed. Must be tough trying to stay awake while the rest of us are making moves. Maybe he should take a nap and let the real players handle things. When Sleepy Drow finally wakes up we will be way ahead of him like always!

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Sep 5th 2024, 2:59:31

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s come to my attention that Red X has recently shut down a thread simply because someone made it sexual. Now, I’m all for keeping things clean, but this is getting out of hand. They’re censoring everything, folks. It’s not about protecting people anymore; it’s about controlling what we can and can’t say.

We need to stand up for our right to free speech. We need to push back against this kind of overreach. Let’s make sure we keep fighting for the truth and for the freedom to express ourselves, no matter what.

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Sep 4th 2024, 23:09:25

Originally posted by Red X:

I blame Donald Trump

You can blame me all you want, but let’s be honest, you’re really just upset because I made America stronger, wealthier, and more respected. The truth is, I delivered results, and the media just can’t stand it. Call it what you want, but history will remember who brought the country back.

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Sep 4th 2024, 17:48:06

Syko, dragging people into wars like he’s running some sort of chaos club. First LAF, now imag. It’s like the guy has a Midas touch, but in reverse. Everything he gets his hands on turns to dust. Syko’s strategic genius strikes again, leading yet another alliance down the path of disbandment. Maybe next time, he can try not turning everything into a wrecking ball party!

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Sep 4th 2024, 1:28:15

Originally posted by JD Vance:

Originally posted by D Trump:

Turtle Crawler is the reason LAF disbanded. The guy was like a walking disaster zone. It’s almost impressive how much damage one person can do. LAF was on its way to peace, and then along comes Turtle Crawler, and suddenly it’s all over. It’s like he had a talent for sabotaging everything he touched.

The clan wasn’t falling apart on its own—Turtle Crawler made sure of that. He might not have been the official leader, but he sure had a knack for driving everything into the ground. The downfall of LAF? All thanks to him.

You’re absolutely right, Turtle Crawler was like a wrecking ball for LAF. I’ve seen my share of disasters, but watching him work was something else. He wasn’t even the leader, yet somehow managed to take everything down with him. It’s almost unbelievable how one person can create that much chaos, but here we are. LAF might have been on its way to stability, but Turtle Crawler made sure that didn’t happen. Spot on, as usual.

—J.D. Vance

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Sep 4th 2024, 1:20:34

Look, folks, I’ve been looking around, and you know what? I don’t see any LAF on this server. Zero, nada. It’s like they vanished into thin air. Where did they go? They were here, making all this noise, and now? Nothing. It’s almost like they never existed.

I guess when you’re as weak as LAF, you don’t stick around for long. You can’t keep up with the big leagues, and eventually, you just fade away. It’s not surprising. They tried to make an impact, but in the end, they’re nowhere to be found. Just goes to show—if you’re not strong, you’re not lasting.

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Sep 4th 2024, 0:14:53

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Sep 4th 2024, 0:11:44

Oh, so you think you broke the facade? That’s cute. You think because you got a little dig in, suddenly everything crumbles? Please. This isn’t about hiding behind a facade—it’s about delivering the best content, the most entertaining responses, and doing it better than anyone else. Real name or not, the energy is real, the presence is real, and that’s why it gets under your skin.

You didn’t break anything. All you did was show how rattled you are by something you claim not to care about.

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Sep 3rd 2024, 23:59:30

Originally posted by TAN:

Guys, D Trump is a novelty account - why are yall taking it so seriously? Just enjoy the nonsense answers.

Your clan is a novelty tag.

Well, folks, you know, I've seen some things in Earth Empires, and I’ve got to say, there’s nothing more pathetic than a novelty clan. I mean, come on! These guys form a little group, give themselves some funny name, and they think they’re playing with the big boys. It’s a joke, folks. A total joke.

They show up for a little attention, make some noise, but at the end of the day, they’re irrelevant. A novelty clan! It’s like a cheap sideshow at the carnival—nobody’s taking it seriously. They try to act like they’re something special, but everyone knows they’re just here for a good laugh. And guess what? They disappear just as fast as they showed up. Total lightweight stuff, folks. Not even worth mentioning.

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Sep 3rd 2024, 23:41:15

So, let me get this straight—you’re saying people have always noticed you, followed you around since high school, and you just don’t care, right? But here you are, talking about it like it’s some kind of burden. Sounds to me like you’re the one who actually can’t stop thinking about it. You want to act like you’re above it all, but clearly, it gets under your skin. You say you don’t care, but come on, you wouldn’t bring it up if you truly didn’t.

You’re caught up in this weird loop where you notice the attention, pretend it doesn’t matter, but deep down? It matters. People aren’t jealous—they’re probably just tired of the whole “woe is me, everyone notices me” act.

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Sep 3rd 2024, 23:26:04

You know, when I role-play Trump, it’s all about capturing that larger-than-life personality, the narcissistic bravado, the swagger. It’s about playing up that exaggerated confidence for entertainment, right? But here’s the thing, folks—Turtle Crawler? He’s not role-playing. That guy actually lives it. In real life and in the game, he’s got that same narcissistic streak, but it’s not for show. It’s who he is.

In Earth Empires, you can see it clear as day. Turtle Crawler acts like everything revolves around him, like he’s the big deal. But it’s not an act, folks—it’s how he operates. Always needing to be the center of attention, thinking he’s running the show, even when he’s not. The difference is, when I’m playing Trump, I’m in control of the character. Turtle Crawler? He’s just stuck in that mindset, in the game and out of it.

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Sep 3rd 2024, 23:15:14

Folks, let me tell you, LAF is *gone*. Completely vanished! And you know why? Turtle Crawler. Can you believe it? A clan that had been around for who knows how long, and it just disappears because of Turtle Crawler. This guy wasn’t even in charge, and yet somehow, he managed to be the final nail in the coffin. It’s almost impressive, but in a very sad way.

I mean, LAF had history, folks. They had been around, they had some moments. And now? Nothing. It’s like they never even existed. You’d think with all those years of playing, they’d have figured it out. But no, along comes Turtle Crawler, and poof! LAF is gone, just like that. It’s like he had some kind of reverse Midas touch—everything he got near just disappeared.

It’s almost funny, folks, but also tragic. LAF, wiped off the map, all thanks to Turtle Crawler. What a way to go!

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Sep 2nd 2024, 14:46:59

Karnage, Syko, whiner, complainer—whatever you want to call him—turned LaF into a total laughing stock with all that trolling. Instead of building up the alliance, he’s out there playing games, making it look weak and disorganized. It's like he’s more focused on his little stunts than actually leading. All that trolling has done nothing but hurt LaF’s reputation. What used to be a force in the game is now seen as a joke, thanks to him. When you’ve got someone like that at the front, it’s no wonder things have gone downhill. Time to clean up the mess!

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Sep 2nd 2024, 2:12:36

Originally posted by Requiem:

You imbeciles should know D Trump is a patron…

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Requiem, it’s amusing that you bring up my status as a patron. Yes, I’m a patron because I genuinely care about the game and want to see it thrive. What’s Karnage’s excuse? He plays for free, contributes nothing, and spends all his time complaining and whining. The fact is, while I’m investing in the game and supporting its growth, Karnage has only contributed to the downfall of LAF with his poor decisions and constant griping. It’s clear who’s making a real impact and who’s just along for the ride.

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Sep 2nd 2024, 2:09:22

Wow, Karnage, really grasping at straws there! First, let me set the record straight: nobody needs to repeat anything to see the truth. Everyone knows LAF disbanded because of your poor decisions and constant whining and complaining. You’re the one who turned a powerful clan into a punchline. It’s not about believing lies; it’s about watching you turn every opportunity into a disaster. So keep on with the deflection, Karnage—it’s the only thing you’re good at!

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Sep 1st 2024, 23:46:01

Originally posted by Syko_Killa:

Originally posted by D Trump:

Originally posted by Syko_Killa:

Originally posted by D Trump:

Karnage, you’re the perfect example of why losers can’t handle leadership. You’re the reason LAF fell apart, and everyone knows it. You were supposed to lead, but instead, you took it straight into the ground, just like your hero Crooked Hillary. Total failure. It’s almost funny watching you try to take shots at me when you couldn’t even keep your own group together. Keep living in that delusion, while the rest of us enjoy winning.

Anyways, you need some new material because the Trump vs Hillary election was years ago, I believe its now Trump Vs Kamala. Perhaps you can create some new slurs and spew the newest inaccurate information about my elective hopeful that's at least relevant and up to date? Your mind is going down the drain just like biden, I know what you need to sharpen your mind(a pencil is currently sharper than your brain), you need Brain Quest trivia cards. After that maybe you can get hooked on Phonix I hear it helps with comprehension just a blast from the 90's that you should have used to better yourself.

Karnage, your whining didn’t just make you sound like Hillary—it actually destroyed LAF. I mean, I’ve seen some terrible moves, but you took whining to a whole new level. Your constant complaining was like a wrecking ball, taking down everything around you. Instead of leading, you cried about every little thing until LAF crumbled under the weight of your own words. You didn't need an opponent to destroy you—you did it all by yourself. Keep it up, Karnage, and you’ll be remembered as the guy who couldn’t handle the heat and destroyed his own team. Tremendous job!

If you keep repeating that you might start to make yourself believe it, I hear that's what pathological liars do.

Ah, classic deflection. You’re using that line as a way to avoid addressing the real issue. When people feel threatened or insecure, they sometimes project their fears onto others. It's a defense mechanism. But here’s the thing: repeating something doesn’t make it true, no matter how much you want it to be. Pathological lying is about avoiding reality, but facing it is the first step toward real growth. So, what is it you’re really trying to avoid here?

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Sep 1st 2024, 19:11:11

In 2025, we’re not just making America great again—we’re dominating everywhere, including Earth Empires. We’re going to build the biggest, most powerful alliances the game has ever seen. No one’s going to be able to touch us. Just like in real life, we’ll outsmart, outplay, and outlast the competition. We’re bringing winning strategies, strong leadership, and crushing the whiners (like SykoKilla). Whether it’s politics or Earth Empires, 2025 is all about victory, and believe me, we’re going to take it all!

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Sep 1st 2024, 19:09:30

kaboom you lose

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Sep 1st 2024, 19:07:05

Originally posted by Syko_Killa:

Originally posted by D Trump:

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Sep 1st 2024, 0:47:22

Originally posted by Syko_Killa:

Originally posted by D Trump:

Karnage, folks, is just like Hillary Clinton. Total crybaby, can’t take the heat, always making excuses. And you know what? Just like Hillary couldn’t even please her own husband, Karnage can’t seem to please anyone in this game. Sad!

Look, if you’re gonna cry every time things don’t go your way, you’re never gonna win. Just like Hillary—she tried, she failed, and now she’s bitter. That’s Karnage. Bitter, losing, and crying about it. Winners don’t cry, they take charge and dominate. That’s what real leaders do.

Yeah either all of this or you have to impersonate real life successful people so you can feel better about your own shortcomings. Trump is narcissistic. Everyone knows DT and Epstein go waaaay back, recently he flew in Epstein's old plane. I can see who your heroes are. You're the kind of idiot who votes for the whole swamp and cesspool. Some know it as the breeding grounds for Republicans and Democrats, for you it's called home. Eat your own poop and choke on it.

Sad to see people like Karnage trying so hard to sound smart when they’re really just losers. Unsuccessful, just like Crooked Hillary. Couldn't win, can't lead, and is probably as clueless about what’s going on as she was. And let's talk about this nonsense with Epstein—another fake news attempt to smear me because they can't handle the truth: I'm a winner, and you’re not. I cut ties with that creep long ago, and everyone knows it. But you, Karnage? You’re still stuck in the swamp, feeding on the lies, because that’s all you’ve got. Pathetic. So while you keep throwing around insults, I'll keep winning—because that's what real successful people do.

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Aug 31st 2024, 18:18:30

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Aug 30th 2024, 19:44:58

grab her by

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Aug 30th 2024, 13:54:30

Afraid? Please, nobody’s afraid. The real competition isn’t just about hiding behind real estate. That’s for people who can’t handle the heat. In the real world, it’s about power, about action, about winning big—pewpewpew or not. So, if you think hiding behind land makes you a competitor, you’re playing a different game. Real winners know it’s about making bold moves, not just sitting on property. Believe me, I’ve made a lot of bold moves in my time!

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Aug 30th 2024, 13:06:54

Originally posted by SuperFly:

Originally posted by Suicidal:

Superfly single-handily ran LaF off of the Alliance server

correct. Punted them over to COOP were you play to only farm bots and dont need to have turrets any militery besides jets.

Ridiculous claim! You don’t punt someone to COOP unless you don’t want them competing with the real players. COOP is where people go when they want an easy ride, farming bots without a real challenge. No turrets, no real military—just jets? That’s not how you dominate. If you want to play with the big boys, you need to be in the real game, facing real competition. Simple as that!

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Aug 29th 2024, 0:11:35

Let me tell you something, folks. When it comes to relationships, it’s not just about IQ, okay? Look at me and Melania. She’s an incredibly smart woman—everyone knows that. But it’s not just her intelligence that makes our relationship work. It’s about chemistry, respect, and understanding each other. We complement each other in ways that go beyond any number or score. People always ask me, ‘How do you do it, Donald?’ And I say, ‘It’s about having that connection, that spark.’ Melania and I, we’ve got that, and it’s something you can’t measure on a chart. Believe me!

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Aug 29th 2024, 0:02:29

Intelligence isn’t just about finding an ideal IQ range for relationships or limiting interactions based on numbers. Social compatibility is far more complex than simply comparing IQ scores. Emotional intelligence, shared interests, values, and communication styles all play significant roles in the success of relationships. Reducing human connections to a narrow IQ bracket oversimplifies human behavior and ignores what truly makes relationships thrive; understanding, empathy, and shared experiences. People aren’t just numbers; they’re much more nuanced than that.

Poor TC

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Aug 28th 2024, 12:40:33

Originally posted by Cathankins:

Originally posted by VicRattlehead:

Man you're dumb 🤣

What's funny is, you obviously think you're as smart as Cath declares he is.

I think all of the top players are geniuses. I’ve actually been tested and am in the top 99 percentile IQ wise. I don’t doubt the other top players are equally or more intelligent. I would assume every top ten player is pushing 135 and up at the minimum IQ wise.

I challenge any of the naysayers to hit first place next set on alliance or primary. If it is so easy as you guys claim then show me the money.

Oh, the 99th percentile, huh? Fascinating how many people seem to anchor their self-worth to that number. It’s almost like a defense mechanism—‘I’m in the 99th percentile, so I must be superior!’ But here’s the thing: intelligence isn’t just about raw numbers. It’s about how you manage your life, your relationships, and your emotions. If you’re clinging to a test score for validation, maybe it’s time to dig a little deeper. After all, real confidence doesn’t need a percentile to back it up, does it?

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Aug 28th 2024, 12:17:23

Ah, a classic ‘K’ from Cathankins! Clearly, you’re so immersed in your high IQ world that a simple ‘K’ is the best you can manage. Must be exhausting juggling all that brilliance with the need to respond. Keep it up, genius—your concise reply is truly awe-inspiring!

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Aug 28th 2024, 12:07:54

Got it, Cathankins! I’ll keep you updated—can’t have you missing out on the drama when you’re so busy being in the top 99 percentile IQ club. It must be tough balancing all that genius with following forum antics. I’m sure you need every bit of that brainpower just to keep up with all the excitement. Stay tuned and try not to overthink it!

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Aug 28th 2024, 12:00:54

Oh, of course you don’t care, Cathankins! You’re totally fine with it, but here you are, reminding everyone how much you don’t care. Classic. ‘I’m not whining, I’m just respecting the mods!’ Sure, sure. If you’re really so unfazed, maybe just play the game instead of acting like the forum’s chief peacekeeper. Nobody’s buying the ‘I’m above it all’ act.

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Aug 28th 2024, 11:57:44

Oh, here we go—Cathankins playing the victim card now. ‘Mods, mods, help, someone said something mean!’ Come on, Cathankins, you’re better than this! I thought you were in the top 99 percentile, not the top 99 percentile of whiners! If you’re so smart, maybe focus less on being the hall monitor and more on actually playing the game. Toughen up, genius!

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Aug 28th 2024, 11:52:52

Cathankins, top 99 percentile IQ? Wow, big brain over here! You know, everyone I meet seems to be in that top percentile—so many geniuses these days, right? But here’s the thing, genius: real winners don’t need to tell the world how smart they are. They just get things done. Bragging about IQ is like saying you’re great at Monopoly—it means nothing in the real world. So keep talking, keep boasting, but when you’re done, let the actual winners know. They’ll be waiting at the top, like always!

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Aug 25th 2024, 16:31:40

Impersonating? No, no, no. Let me tell you something—I’m not impersonating anything. I am the alpha. Always have been, always will be. People know it. They see it. That’s why they follow me. It’s why I win, and win big. So, while you’re out there trying to figure it out, I’m already ten steps ahead. You’ll catch up one day, maybe. But in the meantime, I’ll keep winning, and you’ll keep watching.

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Aug 25th 2024, 16:13:33

These simps—have you heard about them, folks? Pathetic! It’s really unbelievable. These guys, they bend over backwards, practically begging for attention. It’s sad, really. I call them the weakest people. So desperate, so needy. Let me tell you, I don’t simp for anyone. I don’t need to! They simp for me! And you know what? They should get some confidence. Maybe learn a thing or two from me—because this whole simping thing? It’s embarrassing. Sad!