Apr 13th 2023, 9:59:02
The EE High commissioner contacted me last month to inquire if I would hold top secret peace negotiations with all clans top leadership. Apparently someone thought I had a “high approval rating” another suggested my neutral “analysis” of subjects at hand were fair, honest and open minded. The EE high commissioner asked if I would host, arbitrate, negotiate and be the chief diplomat. We met at a secret location in Geneva.
Randomly I chose a new or old returning member pretending to be new LOL to give an opening speech. That person was BlackHole. He was advised he had 30 minutes for an opening statement. 17 hours later he concluded. All 37,000 pages were carefully transcribed by Link into a 1 page summary.
Many clans had supporters clash outside the security permitted maintained by Galleri. She knew the Hague was nearby and was ready to send anyone to the golouge.
We began with food and copious amounts of alcohol and I suggested leaders drink as much as possible. Gerdler was present, 16 file folders, spreadsheets, and laser pointers to which paramedics were called as he attempted to blind getafix. Getafix has been on hallucinogenic drugs all day in preparing for the summit the plan back fired and he kept saying “wild man, just wild”
Big P was sexually looking at the warm apple pie to be served for dessert, and kept repeating “those bastards” -
Dark Demon was present with symba, and tried to sneak coalie in with a carry on bag. Galleri as head of security with Martian quickly removed them to the protester area with a warning. (She was bribed by feet pics rather than be thrown in the Hague)
Superfly came down with a 14 day flu, which miraculous got better a few days sooner and he too was in the protester area.
Taker was brought in by Ratski - when Ratski wouldn’t leave the meeting after urinating on a 400 year old portrait of David now banned in the US - he too was swiftly removed.
Apocalypses leadership were the best behaved of the bunch and were a pleasure to have until all of a sudden alarms went off, search lights lit the summits castle location, galleri yelling at Martian “ZACKS HERE! He’s breeched the wall!!!l
The hounds and team of peacekeepers searched high and low as we sheltered in place. But Zack was nowhere to be found.
I then yield time to gerdler once again but due to his insomnia he didn’t blink! Ever! I again stopped the meeting for medical personnel to check him out. After he said “I’m fine goddamnittt get away from me” he without notice AB’d the peaceful protesters outside.
All parties were searched for weapons but his tank drivers were dressed as civilians, and drag queens (not from Florida)
After a brief 2 hour break wfuch we all slept, some TOGETHER, but I signed paperwork not allowing me to disclose who I slept with…. Or I mean who slept with whom. After the nap we woke up to see TMAC and Evo, dead. Rumors flew off corruption charges and something about bank accounts in the grand Cayman Islands.
We had dessert, but then realized it was that warm apple pie big p was looking at. Chaos, vomiting and the place was trashed.
QZ came in to inquire how well I handled the peace summit. But after looking at the bill for the castle damage, the glued on “penis” of David which some woke member removed, security prices and his bill for electricity, strippers, (which I disapproved of) and alcohol I was told I had 1 job… be a diplomat, not be the president of the AARP frat house.
There’s much more and people included but I figured I’d just give you the top sheet summary unless more was required. On this last day of the set, it was kept secret. The peace talks failed. Draw whatever conclusion you might from this breakdown of the peace talks for next set.
Ps. There were several arrests. Requiem, Superfly and Coalie for disorderly conduct and public nudity and attempts to do things to themselves that I do believe are physically impossible and I’m very familiar with the male anatomy.
Edited By: Doug on Apr 13th 2023, 10:06:32
