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JOE DANGER

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Sep 13th 2024, 21:16:20

NO THIS IS FALSE ADVERTISING. MOAR EXPLOSIONS
BOOOOM

JOE DANGER

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Mar 10th 2024, 23:07:42

BOOM BOOM BOOM LETS EXPLODE THE ROOM SO WE CAN BLOW IT UP ALL NIGHT UNTIL WE GET IT RIGHT!
ALSO r/NONCREDIBLEDEFENSE IS EXPLOSIVE!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

JOE DANGER

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Feb 2nd 2023, 23:00:39

[quote poster=DerrickICN; 51582; 1005555]I'm just here in anticipation of the [DANGER]* REUNION!

*A subsidiary of K-Mart [/quote]
I LOOK FORWARD TO IT AS DO 100 of MY LITTLE FRIENDS THAT GO BOOM

JOE DANGER

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Nov 21st 2019, 18:00:05

DID SOMEONE SAY WORDS OF POWER??

JOE DANGER

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Apr 3rd 2019, 15:02:19

THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE EXPLOSIONS!
MORE MORE MORE!
BASKETBALLS DO NOT EXPLODE ENOUGH

JOE DANGER

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Oct 22nd 2018, 19:08:32

I DEMAND MORE EXPLOSIONS AND WORDS OF POWER!

JOE DANGER

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Mar 19th 2018, 23:42:16

YOU FORGOT THE WORDS OF POWER!!
FOR SHAME!!

JOE DANGER

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Mar 15th 2018, 23:02:24

ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS EXPLODE YOU

JOE DANGER

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May 30th 2017, 0:24:56

that is all

JOE DANGER

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May 10th 2016, 3:04:13

NEVER!!

EVER!

I HAVE
NEVER EVER??

JOE DANGER

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Mar 30th 2015, 12:58:46

DANCE DANCE WHEREVER YOU MAY BE
I AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE SAID HE

JOE DANGER

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Mar 17th 2015, 22:11:31

THE EXPLOSIONS HAVE GONE ON HIATUS THIS RESET.
DO NOT WORRY THOUGH.. THEY SHALL RETURN!

JOE DANGER

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Dec 24th 2014, 3:22:27

ONLY IF YOU CAN SHOW US THE LORDS OF THE UNDERWORLD!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFFQpd9akSg

HA!

JOE DANGER
DEFENDER OF THE NEGATIVE NUMBERS

JOE DANGER

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Dec 12th 2014, 14:09:16

I SECOND THE NOMINATION!

HA!!

JOE_DANGER
NOT ELIGIBLE FOR ANYTHING OFFICIAL
ON THE COMMITTEE OF LESS THAN ONE
PROTECTOR OF THE NEGATIVE NUMBERS
SELF ASSIGNER OF FRIVOLOUS TITLES

JOE DANGER

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Dec 10th 2014, 16:35:24

IS PLEASED(?) TO ANNOUNCE IT'S CONTINUED PROPAGATION OF EXPLOSIONS FOR THIS RESET.

MAY YOU EXPLODE IN PIECES

HA!

JOE DANGER
MOVIE REFERENCER EXTRAORDINAIRE

JOE DANGER

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Nov 14th 2014, 19:34:13

FROM WHOM WOULD YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE AN EMAIL
HA!
JOE DANGER
USER OF FANCY ENGLISH...
FOR NOW

YOU FOUND ME OUT. I DO WHEELIES WITH NO HANDS, FIGHT DINOSAURS, CAN APPEAR IN 100S OF DIFFERENT WORLDS AT WILL WHILE RIDING A SKETY LOOKING MOTORIZED VEHICLE AND EXPLOSIONS FOLLOW.

HA!

JOE DANGER
MAN OF MANY EXPLOSIONS
AGENT OF MYSTERY
PROTECTOR OF THE NEGATIVE NUMBERS

JOE DANGER

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Nov 6th 2014, 20:25:12

WE ACCEPT YOUR SURRENDER!

HA!

JOE DANGER

COMMITTEE OF NEGATIVE NUMBERS AGAINST SQUARE ROOTS

JOE DANGER

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Nov 3rd 2014, 15:52:00

XENU?
WE DON"T DARE DISCUSS THAT TOPIC. THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY MIGHT SUE US
AND LIMITS ON NON-PENUCIARY DAMAGES ARE NOT APPLICABLE FOR SLANDER UNDER THE TRILOGY

HA!

JOE DANGER

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Nov 3rd 2014, 15:50:51

PENGUINE: http://electronics.howstuffworks.com/camera-flash3.htm.
NO IMAGINARY NUMBERS THERE.

AND IF YOU WANT TO DISCUSS THE MATHEMATICS OF IT PLEASE DO SO NOW WE WILL GLADLY EXPLODE YOUR LOGIC BY DIVIDING IT BY ZERO

HA!

JOE DANGER

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Nov 2nd 2014, 20:45:44

BUT SINCE SOUTHPARK ISN'T REAL AND TERRORISTS ATTACKED OUR IMAGINATION THEN IT CEASED TO EXIST.

SINCE YOU CANNOT GIVE ME sqrt(-1) COOKIES OR STICKS OF DYNAMITE IT DOES NOT EXIST.

YOU CAN PRETEND JUST LIKE BARNEY OR BALONNEY WHEN THEY SING THE IMAGINATION OR THE ANVIL SONG
I IS FOR IMAGINATION
M IS FOR ME
A IS FOR THE LETTER A
G IS FOR GEE
I IS FOR.. IMAGINE
N IS FOR NICE
E IS FOR EEGAD I SPELLED IMAGINE TWICE...

HA!

JOE DANGER

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Nov 1st 2014, 15:28:18

CELESTICA: NOTHING CAN STOP US FROM OUR VIOLENT PACIFISM.

HA!

JOE DANGER

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Nov 1st 2014, 15:26:42

THAT UPON THE DISBANDING OF THE COMMITTEE OF ONE, THERE HAS BEEN A UNANIMOUS MOTION TO APPOINT ME AS IN CHARGE OF THE COMMITTEE OF LESS THAN NONE FOR WHICH WE REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT ANY SQUARE ROOT EXISTS

AS SUCH THE EXPLOSIONS SHALL CONTINUE IN NOMINE.

HA!

JOE
IN CHARGE OF NOTHING.

JOE DANGER

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Oct 29th 2014, 13:15:37

I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY ANY RUMORS IMPLIED OR IMPLODED ABOUT MY PERSONAGE.. NOR ABOUT CHICKEN BOO.

I DON"T THINK CLAPPING MY HANDS IS PRUDENT EITHER IN THIS SITUATION NOR IS TASTING BELTZ

JOE DANGER

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Oct 28th 2014, 17:43:55

WE DO NOT KNOW HOW YOU CAN JUSTIFY TAKING THE SQUARE ROOT OF A NEGATIVE NUMBER. THIS IS CONFUSING TO US. FURTHER MORE YOU CAN DEFINE COMPLEX NUMBER SYSTEMS DIFFERENTLY SUCH THAT ixjxk= - 1 and -i = jxk, -j = ixk and -i = kxj
HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT ONE. ESPECIALLY SINCE THIS WHOLE CONCEPT IS FRENCH (AND SINCE I AM NOT SAM ADDAMS WE WILL NOT BE KISSING YOUR ARM).

MORE TO THE POINT:

WE REALIZE THAT OUR EXPLOSIONS ARE A MORTAL THREAT TO YOU. AS SUCH WE SYMPATHIZE WITH YOUR ACTIONS SORT OF.

WE WILL BE MERCIFUL

SURRENDER NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN

HA!

JOE DANGER

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Oct 28th 2014, 14:44:14

ALL IS PROCEDING ACCORDING TO... SOMETHING.

WE EXPECT IMAG'S SURRENDER SHORTLY.

JOE DANGER

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Oct 28th 2014, 1:18:33

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vx1OVLX5Rc

JOE DANGER

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Oct 18th 2014, 16:55:03

JOIN THE MIGHTY CLAN DANGER. IN SPITE OF THE GLORIOUS CO-EXPLOSION EXPERIENCE WITH OMA WE ARE BOTH AT 100% MEMBERSHIP RETENTION THIS SET! EVEN GOGY IS BACK FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF IN GAME MESSAGE MOCKING (SEE OUR COUNTRY NAME LIST THIS SET!)

OLD EXPLOSIONS NEVER DIE
THEY JUST EXPLODE SOME MORE!

HA!

JOE DANGER
EXPLODED OUT ON EXPLOSIONS BUT ALWAYS READY FOR MORE

JOE DANGER

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Oct 4th 2014, 16:14:11

CREST123: ALTHOUGH WE SHARED EXPLOSIONS WITH OMA THIS SET I THINK ALL PARTIES WOULD AGREE THAT WE WERE ALL TAGGED AND THE EXPLOSIONS WERE GLORIOUS. PERHAPS YOU SHOULD BETTER EDUCATE YOURSELF ON SUCH MATTERS AND EXPERIENCE THEM FIRST HAND BY JOINING THE MIGHT CLAN [DANGER]!

HA!

JOE DANGER

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Oct 3rd 2014, 15:44:16

THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! REFUSES COMMIT TO NOT SENDING INFORMATIVE AND EXPLOSIVE IN GAME MESSAGES WRITTEN WITH THE LETTERS OF POWER BEFORE WEEK 4. OUR LETTERS OF POWER CANNOT BE DENIED!

HA!

JOE DANGER
IN CHARGE OF NOTHING
NOT SURE WHAT THIS POST ACTUALLY MEANS
FUTURE DREAM: WINNING THE IGNOBLE PRIZE

JOE DANGER

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Sep 28th 2014, 18:18:38

THE REAL QUESTION IS WHICH TABLET EXPLODES BETTER!
HA!

JOE DANGER

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Sep 28th 2014, 17:17:29

WE, THE CUDDLY CLAN [DANGER]! OFFICIALLY ACCEPT YOUR SURRENDER! IN OUR NEVER ENDING(?) AND GLORIOUS GENEROSITY WE PROVIDE YOU WITH THE FOLLOWING CONSOLATION PRIZES:

1)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdkAgP_nDg4 (NAME THE MOVIES!)
2)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaA_cs4WZHM
3) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf3WKTwHpIU

HA!
JOE DANGER
ACKNOWLEDGER OF SURRENDERS WHICH TRY HARD NOT TO BE SEEN

JOE DANGER

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Sep 16th 2014, 15:32:22

THUNDER THUNDER THUNDERHORSE!!

JOE DANGER

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Sep 3rd 2014, 12:27:58

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DK_pw2tq2Q

HA!

JOE DANGER

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Aug 29th 2014, 0:42:10

EXPLOSIONS BY STEALTH?

HA!

JOE DANGER

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Aug 25th 2014, 17:23:20

THE MIGHTY CLAN DANGER'S RETAL WINDOW IS RUSTED OPEN
AS PER THE DIRECTIONS OF THE COMMITTEE OF ONE

HA!

JOE DANGER

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Aug 22nd 2014, 21:06:11

THE INFINITE MONKEYS DISGUISED AS INFINITE KITTIES FOR THIS RESET HAVE INFORMED ME THAT YOU HAVE COMMITTED A INDISCRETION AGAINST ONE OF OUT COUNTRIES.
AS REPARATIONS WE DEMAND A PUBLIC POST ON THIS THREAD OF A LINK TO A VIDEO CONTAINING SOFT KITTIES AND UNRELATED EXPLOSIONS IN THE ORDER OF ONE VIDEO BR.
OTHERWISE WE WILL HAVE TO MAKE MORE STRONGLY WORDED DEMANDS!

JOE DANGER
IN CHARGE OF NOTHING
BUT MAKER OF STRONGLY WORDED DEMANDS WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT BE AUTHORIZED BUT WE DON'T NEED NO AUTHORIZATION WHEN WE HAVE SOFT KITTIES!

HA!

JOE DANGER

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Aug 17th 2014, 20:43:56

DO NOT BE JEALOUS OF OUR VIOLENT PACIFISM AND LETTERS OF POWER. YOUR HOSTILITIES TOWARDS US ARE UNWANTED! ALL WE ARE MAKING IS BABY MILK!

HA!
JOE DANGER
IN CHARGE OF NOTHING
PROVIDER OF OBSCURE VIDEO GAME REFERENCES
THE CUDDLY CLAN [DANGER]!

JOE DANGER

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Aug 8th 2014, 17:01:14

REMEMBER WHAT DESTROYED THE ELEVATOR

HA!

JOE DANGER

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Aug 8th 2014, 12:31:33

FOR THIS SET ONLY, THE INFINITE KITTIES WILL DIVIDE BY ZERO!

HA!
JOE DANGER!
SURGEON COLONEL
THE CUDDLY CLAN [DANGER]!

JOE DANGER

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Aug 4th 2014, 2:52:59

IN THE USUAL YOUTUBE AND EXPLOSIVE FORM:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fufuluffQDY

HA!

JOE DANGER
STILL IN CHARGE OF NOTHING
DISCIPLE OF THE INFINITE MONKEYS

JOE DANGER

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Jul 14th 2014, 16:21:42

BONUS EXPLOSIONS ARE EXPLOSIVELY GREAT. HELLO TIMEBOMB
HA!

JOE DANGER

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Jul 10th 2014, 17:26:32

SOAP
SUMMARY ON A PAGE
OR
EXPLOSIVE AGENT

YOU DECIDE!

HA!

JOE DANGER

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Jul 10th 2014, 17:14:37

THAT OR A G-STRING BUT IT IS HARD TO HIDE BOMBS IN THAT THOUGH!
HA!

JOE DANGER

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Jul 10th 2014, 16:54:43

NO
AND AS SUCH YOU HAVE JUST LOST AT DOUBLE JEPARDY!
HA!

JOE DANGER

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Jul 10th 2014, 15:50:11

THIS HAS BEEN THE CASE SINCE ONE SUMMER NIGHT IN 1969!
HA!

JOE DANGER

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Jul 10th 2014, 15:48:34

NUMBER OF EXPLOSIONS PRESENT IN COUNTRY: 25,752,579

HA!

JOE DANGER

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Jul 4th 2014, 15:51:19

FLUORENCENT GREEN. JUST LIKE YOUR HEART!

HA!

JOE DANGER

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Jun 5th 2014, 20:01:19

WE ARE EVERYWHERE. WE ARE NOWHERE. OUR MONKEYS ARE SO INFINITE THAT THEY BLOT OUT THE SUN THE MOON THE STARS AND ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. EITHER THAT OR WE HAVE CLEARLY SHOWN PEOPLE THAT YOU CANNOT WIN AT THE GAME OF HOW NOT TO BE SEEN.

HA!
JOE DANGER

JOE DANGER

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May 24th 2014, 8:50:15

POTATOES WORK WELL TO EXPLODE GRASS. OTHER CHOICES ARE TO THROW ROCKS OVER THE AREA, SALT THE EARTH (THEN NOTHING WILL GROW), OR PLANT SOMETHING LIKE A RASPBERRY BUSH WITH WILL GIVE A GOOD F*** U TO THAT DAMNED GRASS.
ROCK GARDENS AND PINE TREES ARE EXCELLENT CHOICES TOO.
PERSONALLY I OPT FOR THE BEER OPTION WHICH IS TO PUT OUT A LAWN CHAIR AND HUCK EMPTY BEER CANS IN VAIN AT UNWANTED PLANTS ON MY LAWN

HA!
JOE DANGER
PROPONENT OF THE BEER SOLUTION