Originally
posted by
Doug:
Originally
posted by
ChuckNorrisBeard:
Wow Doug. Pretty gay of you.
Ha. You're welcome.
Also, good for you. Be free.
Hahahahhahahah just means more women for yiou!
No way man. If I have one more bad experience with a female, I am hopping on that gay train with you. I'll start out small though. Test the waters a bit. I'll smack butts and not say "good game", then i'll will watch a full episode of Queer Eye. Then I'll make the full jump to "Bear" status.
Or I could take it a different way. Really go "anti-gay". Get all fired up and join those rallies. Then kiss men at truck stops in the middle of the night like the rest of them because I am trying to suppress it. And deny always.
"Why were you kissing that man off the 5 last night?"
"I aint no gay. he attacked me. I went there to be alone. So, I could pray and be a good American. Then all of a sudden, he jumped into my truck and threatened me! Said if I didn't kiss him right now, he would go on a rampage and take innocent lives. So, I did it for those people's safety and for 'Merica. I kissed those beautiful lips and stared deeply into those beautiful brown eyes that you could get lost in forever. And as I played with his hair and imagined living the rest of my life with this wonderful man. I said, im not gay but I am a Patriot"