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Sep 25th 2023, 6:12:06

“Light must come from inside. You cannot ask the darkness to leave; you must turn on the light.”
WE ARE THE LIGHT!

Lord Milk

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Sep 24th 2023, 1:33:19

I hate tartar sauce
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Sep 21st 2023, 6:36:32

Joining a clan on EarthEmpires.com is extremely beneficial for several reasons and can significantly enhance your understanding and gameplay level in the game.

Knowledge Sharing: When you join a clan, you become part of a community of experienced players who are willing to share their knowledge, strategies, and insights. This opens up the opportunity for you to learn from experienced players who have already mastered various aspects of the game. They can teach you advanced tactics, effective resource management, diplomacy techniques, and much more.

Mentorship and Guidance: In a clan, you are likely to find members who are experienced leaders and mentors. They can guide you through the complexities of the game, help you avoid beginner's mistakes, and provide valuable feedback on your gameplay. Having someone to turn to for advice and guidance can accelerate your learning curve and prevent unnecessary setbacks.

Collaboration and Teamwork: EarthEmpires.com is a multiplayer game, and joining a clan encourages collaboration and teamwork. Clans often participate in group challenges, discussions, and strategizing. Working closely with others allows you to see different perspectives, learn alternative approaches, and develop effective cooperative strategies. This collaborative environment fosters a sense of camaraderie and can significantly enhance your gameplay experience.

Increased Diplomatic Opportunities: EarthEmpires.com involves a significant element of diplomacy and interaction with other players. By joining a clan, you gain access to a network of players who can aid you in forming alliances, negotiating deals, and engaging in political maneuvers. This expands your opportunities and allows you to explore different strategies and approaches to drive your gameplay forward.

Access to Advanced Tools and Resources: Many clans in EarthEmpires.com develop their tools, spreadsheets, and resources to aid their members in managing their territories efficiently. These tools can provide valuable insights into trade, military operations, resource management, and overall planning. By joining a clan, you can tap into these resources and enhance your ability to strategize and make informed decisions.

Support and Defense: EarthEmpires.com involves competition, and you may encounter aggressive opponents or alliances that target you. Being part of a clan provides you with a supportive network that can come to your aid in times of need. They can assist you in defense, provide reinforcements, or offer strategic advice to counter threats effectively.

In summary, joining a clan on EarthEmpires.com is crucial in taking your game to the next level. It offers numerous benefits such as knowledge sharing, mentorship, teamwork, diplomatic opportunities, access to advanced tools, and a supportive community. By leveraging the expertise and resources within the clan, you can enhance your understanding of the game and elevate your gameplay skills to new heights.
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Sep 21st 2023, 5:14:28

Guide to Playing Earthempires.com for Beginners

Welcome to the world of Earthempires.com! This guide is designed to help you navigate through the game, understand its mechanics, and make the most of the social aspects of the website. Additionally, we'll explore how to use the forums and eestats.com to find suitable targets. Let's get started!

Getting Started:
a. Create an Account: Visit earthempires.com and sign up for a new account. Provide your basic information to create your player profile.
b. Choose a Round: Choose a round to play. Each round represents a different game world, so choose based on your preferences (e.g., speed of gameplay, map size, theme).
c. Choosing a Country: Once you join a round, select a country to play as. Consider the country's attributes like income, resources, and defense capabilities. Experiment with different countries to find your favorite style of play.

Gameplay Basics:
a. Learn the Interface: Familiarize yourself with the game's interface, including menus, resource management, and actions available to you.
b. Economy Management: Manage your economy effectively by constructing infrastructure, improving land, and balancing resource production.
c. Military Strategy: Build an effective military to defend your borders and attack other players. Consider the Economy, alliances, and your country's strengths and weaknesses when devising your strategy.
d. Diplomacy and Alliances: Engage in diplomacy with other players, negotiate alliances, trade agreements, and treaty terms Via in game messages and forum interaction . Building strong alliances can be crucial to your success.
e. Espionage and Sabotage: Use intelligence operatives to gather information, sabotage your enemies' assets, and disrupt their operations.
f. Research and Technology: Research new technologies to enhance your economy, military capabilities, and intelligence efforts. Prioritize key technologies to gain an advantage.

Using the Earthempires.com Forum:
a. Engage with the Community: Participate in the website's forums to join discussions, ask questions, and interact with experienced players. The community is completely toxic to recurring players but always friendly and always willing to help newcomers.
b. Share and Gather Strategies: Share your experiences and strategies, and learn from others in the community. You'll find valuable tips, tricks, and insights to improve your gameplay.
Utilizing Eestats.com:
a. Register: Sign up for an account on eestats.com to access additional features.
b. Scouting Tools: Utilize tools on eestats.com to scout potential targets. These tools provide valuable information about players' strength, activity levels, and alliances, helping you make informed decisions.
c. Finding Suitable Targets: Use eestats.com to identify players who align with your gameplay preferences and strategy. Look for those in your vicinity or those who possess resources or land you desire.

Remember, Earthempires.com is a complex game that requires patience, strategy, and diplomacy. Take your time to learn and experiment with different tactics. Engage with the community and use forums like the ones on earthempires.com and eestats.com to enhance your gameplay experience. Good luck, and may your empire prosper!

Edited By: Lord Milk on Sep 21st 2023, 5:35:05
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Sep 18th 2023, 21:30:35

I think we should update the main page and game summary make it more exciting so we can draw players in i have been trying to advertise for the game on social media exchange pages. Something like


Are you ready to embark on a thrilling journey where you'll shape the fate of nations? Look no further than EarthEmpires.com, the ultimate online game that will push the boundaries of strategy, diplomacy, and warfare! Inspired by its predecessor earth2025.com, this exhilarating game promises to take your gaming experience to the next level.

Step into the shoes of a supreme leader, strategizing your every move on a global scale. From the very beginning, you'll be drawn into a vast, persistent world where the fate of Earth lies in your hands. Will you build alliances with neighboring nations and form formidable coalitions, or will you dominate through sheer military might, conquering your rivals one territory at a time? The choice is yours!

EarthEmpires.com provides an immersive experience that blends intricate diplomacy with intense warfare. Utilize your cunning and negotiating skills to forge alliances, broker peace agreements, and engage in political maneuvering on a scale never before seen in online gaming. Every decision you make will have far-reaching consequences, shaping the world and its power dynamics.

But it's not just about diplomacy. Strap on your combat boots and prepare for adrenaline-fueled military showdowns. Arm your troops, devise brilliant battle strategies, and lead your forces into the heart of enemy territories. Engage in gripping battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat, and experience the thrill of emerging victorious against overwhelming odds.

With EarthEmpires.com, the excitement never stops. Engage in espionage missions to gather vital intelligence and sabotage your rivals. Establish trade routes to ensure economic prosperity for your nation, and engage in technological advancements that will grant you the edge over your adversaries. The possibilities are endless, and the rewards are monumental.

Join a vibrant community of players from all around the world, where rivalries are fierce, friendships are forged, and epic stories unfold. Communicate, negotiate, and forge powerful alliances with like-minded leaders, or perhaps deceive your enemies by playing both sides against each other. The social aspect of EarthEmpires.com adds an extra layer of depth to an already extraordinary gaming experience.

So, what are you waiting for? Embark on this epic journey and immerse yourself in the addictive world of EarthEmpires.com. Whether you're a seasoned strategist or a newcomer to online gaming, this game promises an unparalleled adventure that will leave you craving for more. Join the ranks of players who have already ventured into this captivating universe. Your destiny awaits!
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Lord Milk

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Sep 16th 2023, 21:21:40

I think I just found my next country name!
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Sep 13th 2023, 20:05:30

should we just cut and paste for future posts? i feel like your just phoning it in! and what is this We stuff Demon did that for me kinda petty to hold it over my head although he never has! as far as Astral thats a whole can of worms there miscommunication or lack there of, Im new im learning but its always gonna be this way its been an uphill battle since i started taking this game serious. I wont quit and if anything yall give me something to strive for! I got a good group of guys and we are getting better every set ya better watch out one day you might be blinded!
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Lord Milk

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Sep 13th 2023, 19:31:51

I love this idea req something i been saying would be good for a while now as well, as far as coalie you knew what i was up to what is the lot of stuff ive done? Gerd doesnt play with us anymore isnt that what you wanted? i told you guys what i was doing and why so whatever this is it's just the same as before but for you to act like we are the bullies is really comical if anything at least everybody knows who we are yall crawl outta the woodwork half way through a set if we went head to head with an even war could you really beat us that bad? idk but im betting not you can only win by outnumbering us and its still weird that no matter how many people join me somehow you always get more numbers! you giving out punchcards for Sub Sandwiches or something i just dont get it!
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Sep 13th 2023, 18:28:41

yea none of those teams ever work as one coalie give me a fu cking break its been that way since long before i came into the mix i learned it from you guys!
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Sep 12th 2023, 16:34:26

As far as the out of game tools go that would be huge if they were incorporated into the game but charging for said tools i think is the wrong move, the move to an app would be great if all the tools were a part of it eestats warbots even clan hosting sites as an app alerts would be built in as well so no need to have irc at all anymore
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Sep 12th 2023, 16:31:13

I have posted my idea for country flags before but it seems to fall on deaf ears it seems there isn't enough motivation to work on the game because they dont get paid but if they worked on the game with my idea they could get paid but since they need to be paid to work on it... see where im going here? My problem is that they dont seem open to ideas like mine but have no problem programming in clan gdi which although hasnt really dwindled player base just moved them to team server to bully my lil group, It has definitely got people talking more but until there is some real effort to bring in revenue we will all just slowly watch this lil piece of our lives die out and that is just sad there is no reason to let that happen
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Sep 10th 2023, 18:22:03

Allah save the duke!!
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Sep 8th 2023, 4:14:34

getting the old heads here to accept you is the games first Boss Challenge the second is learning how to take proper pics of your feet so galleri has an amazing archive!
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Sep 7th 2023, 8:16:24

Did I mention how Immediate this is!
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Sep 7th 2023, 8:08:16

Understand that because I do what you don't it was my duty too continue the push against the breast of the community therefore creating a new tension that inevitably caused moisture to occur in all the best places that lubricate conversation furthermore it seems that many do not understand the level of sarcasm that is afforded to members of this bathroom stall of memoirs however i find that when the Fluorescent light of a bathroom stall shines on the single ply toilet paper of destiny their is a certain level of remorse that becomes unobtanium in the multiverse further creating a rift in our layer of quantum consciousness beyond the 4th wall in regards to the structure of time based on the lunar newton/einstein therom there is no more insightful look at the concept of alien anal proximital searches upon realiztion of this in depth level of research it has been determined that there could be no other than at least 3 of the dastardly scooby doo villains that had procured such information when questioned regarding the incident it was documented that the event made one say Jenkies! while another said He Hee Hee! either way this entire thing feels like we have only scratched the surface of what can truly be going on! If you or another player witness something suspicious make sure to report it to 1-800-someonewhocares Immediately! it is imperative that people learn their place immediately no time to be scraped off a boot first we must immediately be ready for a tea party and a Heterosexual Pantshake I mean Handshake!
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Sep 5th 2023, 21:47:22

calling this game an MMO is a bit of a stretch these days its more like an MO
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Sep 3rd 2023, 5:21:34

Weedylar The Light apologizes mistakes were made it was my fault reps will be paid

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Sep 2nd 2023, 6:37:28

theres only one team that lets you shine!
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Aug 27th 2023, 3:35:37

plenty of room in team whether your with me or with demon the more the merrier!
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Lord Milk

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Aug 25th 2023, 20:58:50

yea what a weird fella
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Aug 15th 2023, 2:25:16

supe your a funny guy and i like you but the retire unretire thing you and BH do you should be tag team champs in the WWE!
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Aug 14th 2023, 7:40:56

please no and damn you for bringing that up supe
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Aug 3rd 2023, 4:49:39

Water sucks it really really sucks!
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Jul 29th 2023, 18:50:57

This is nice glad to see more development for this game!!!
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Jul 27th 2023, 1:38:40

To maintain their mystifyingly low power bill, The Light have devised a remarkable, and somewhat peculiar, method. As inhabitants of both the physical and digital worlds, they absorb leftover energy from the untapped power of imagination. Through a series of arcane rituals and enchantments, they convert the dreams and daydreams of countless players into pure energy, channeling it to power their magnificent luminous sanctuary.

The process is as whimsical as it is magical. Every night, The Light gather around a mystical totem engraved with inscriptions from ancient texts. They close their eyes, synchronize their breathing, and focuse their minds on conjuring incredible stories and scenarios that would enchant players worldwide. As the dreams of countless individuals intermingled within the nocturnal tapestry, the energy builds up, cresting like a tidal wave.

At the precise moment of its apex, the gathering of The Light releases a burst of energy so immense that it shatters the boundaries between reality and the digital realm. This transcendent energy surges through the underground crystal pathways of their lair, infusing every Light with unrivaled power and sustaining their continued growth on Earthempires.com.

Their reimagined tale will spread far and wide, capturing the hearts and minds of players, whose shared dreams will become an abundant reservoir of energy for The Light. And, much to the bewilderment of mortals, their power bill will remain suspiciously low, while their online presence blazes with radiant splendor.

The tale of The Light and their astonishingly low power bill shall remain etched in the forums, fascinating generations to come with their extraordinary abilities and the arcane wonders they wrought upon the digital landscape.
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Jul 24th 2023, 4:51:52

I will say its surprising to see so much support from the guys i used to log in daily in hopes of killing theres some cool people in this game that said i miss the wartime lol when is it gonna crack off!!!
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Jul 24th 2023, 4:37:46

and returning Vets!
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Jul 24th 2023, 4:37:15

Need a team The Light is always looking for new players?
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Jul 23rd 2023, 19:10:46

Keep it up KoH!!!!
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Jul 15th 2023, 22:17:22

[quote poster=DerrickICN; 51987; 1016348]Mmmmm. Random adult convo. I'll bite.

We're seeing redditors like LordMilk and BlackHole show up and give it a whirl


I keep telling everybody i been here since swirve just never took it serious
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Jul 15th 2023, 10:48:43

for the record i don't care if you diddle crocodiles while fornicating with baboons in the pale moonlight of the sahara while riding naked and bareback on an indian elephant in morocco none of that is relevant f your gay trans straight asian white black blue diseased disabled or just stupid its the fluffing internet everybody check your ego and quit throwing your existensial fluffs around and tell someone your gonna kill their country or go back to your cave and draw on the walls!!
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Jul 15th 2023, 10:44:00

did you just use a slur geared towards someone on the internet? oh my god string them up since when did your private life have anything to do with the game??? as many have said before LETS KEEP IT ON TOPIC GUYS!!
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Jul 14th 2023, 9:09:29

Lol we all need to sit on the big couch again i miss the good ol days!!
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Jul 14th 2023, 9:08:29

As the Leader of the Light i support gerds stament the light shines brighter every day!
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Jul 13th 2023, 4:53:53

thanks derrick you always share valuable information
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Jul 11th 2023, 19:15:42


Link - why don't you come join Jelly. It'll feel even worse than being banned! Or better? I dunno, whichever you're shooting for. [/quote]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Jul 8th 2023, 20:56:27

join us braden
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Jul 8th 2023, 4:35:55

step intp the light!!
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Lord Milk

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Jul 8th 2023, 4:27:23

are you recruiting or looking to be?
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Jul 8th 2023, 4:26:19

weird flex but ok
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Jul 8th 2023, 4:17:32

Once, there was a leader who emerged from the ashes of a corrupt regime, vowing to bring justice and freedom to his people. He was charismatic, inspiring, and charismatic, and his followers believed in his cause with unwavering loyalty. They called themselves the Resistance, united in their fight against oppression.

Under his guidance, the Resistance valiantly fought battle after battle, clinging to the hope of victory against overwhelming odds. With every clash, their numbers dwindled, lives sacrificed in the name of freedom. Yet their leader remained steadfast, fervently convinced that their cause was righteous and worth any sacrifice.

As their losses mounted and desperation grew within the ranks of the Resistance, whispers of doubt began to poison their loyalty. Many wondered if their leader truly had their best interests at heart or if he was leading them to certain death. Some of the most devoted followers remained convinced of his nobility, believing that the path to liberation was paved with struggle and sacrifice.

But as the tides of war turned against them, the leader's mind became clouded by his own ambition and lust for power. Driven by the desire to triumph at any cost, he began to make rash decisions that directly endangered the lives of his followers. Battle after battle, he led them onto the blood-soaked battleground, with no regard for their lives.

The Resistance, once hopeful and resolute, now teetered on the edge of disillusionment. With each defeat, their faith in their leader waned, and whispers of betrayal flourished among their ranks. The once-unbreakable unity fractured, as some began to contemplate abandoning the cause they once held so dear.

In a fateful battle, the leader's deranged pursuit of victory reached its peak. He led the Resistance into a battle they had no chance of winning. The enemy forces encircled them, outnumbering them tenfold. His followers now knew the depths of his madness, realizing they had been led to a sure death.

But in the face of this impending doom, a glimmer of hope emerged. As the leader barked orders, desperate pleading echoed through the ranks. Some pleaded for mercy, some for a chance to escape, and others cursed their leader for his betrayal. In their final moments, some found solace in the idea that death would be their deliverance from the treachery of their once-adored leader.

However, their story did not end with their defeat. From the ashes of their broken dreams and disillusionment, the remnants of what they had built rose like a rebellious phoenix. Through sheer resilience and the desire for true justice, they rekindled their spirit and forged a new force known as the Light.

With righteous fury burning in their hearts, the Light turned their gaze upon their deceitful former leader and his regime. They fought with a ferocity never seen before, their determination fueled by their shared experiences of betrayal and loss. Every blow rained down upon his regime with an excessive force, an embodiment of their collective grief and anger.

In the face of the Light's overwhelming strength, the new iteration of their leader's second regime crumbled before it could even take root. His followers deserted him, disillusioned and repulsed by the magnitude of his betrayal. It became clear to all that this leader, once held high on a pedestal, was nothing more than a power-hungry villain, willing to sacrifice anyone and anything for his own gain.

In the end, it was the Light's unyielding pursuit of justice that prevailed, toppling the tyrant and his twisted vision. The fallen leader, abandoned and defeated, met his final fate as his dreams disintegrated into dust.

And so, the story of the leader who led the Resistance into a sure death, only to be smitten by the force of the Light, stands as a stark reminder that even the mightiest can fall when their intentions are twisted, and the true power lies with those who rise from the ashes to fight for justice, united in their purpose.
“Light must come from inside. You cannot ask the darkness to leave; you must turn on the light.”
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Jul 6th 2023, 17:13:35

Yes I am sorry for how it all went down we never meant for it to be like this! That said man i miss killing people!!
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Jul 6th 2023, 16:18:58

You did attack me yesterday but oh well your dead now you had your fun!
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Jul 6th 2023, 2:00:52

Typically when you ignore someone who considered you a good friend then attack me personally it seems like you kinda are oh and calling your tag jelly too lol
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Jul 5th 2023, 23:47:14

Aww you really mad huh! Who you got helping you?
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Jun 28th 2023, 20:29:21

So glad to hear your getting great treatment and things look good
stay strong KOH!!
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Jun 27th 2023, 15:46:30


Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam,
who were involved in a tragic car accident in
which all three died. As they stood at the gates
of heaven St. Peter came up to them and said,
"You will all be given a method of transportation
for your eternal use around heaven. You will be
judged on your past deeds, and will have your
transport chosen accordingly." St. Peter looked
at Dave and said, "You, Dave, were a bad man. You
cheated on your wife four times! For this, you
will drive around Heaven in an old beat up
Dodge."

Next St. Peter looked at John and said, "You,
were not so evil, but you still cheated on your
wife two times. For this, you will forever travel
around heaven in a Toyota stationwagon."

St. Peter finally looked at Sam, and said, "You,
Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have
sex until after marriage, and you never cheated
on your wife! For this, you will forever travel
through heaven in a Ferrari." A short time later,
Jon and Dave pulled up in their cars next to
Sam's Ferrari and there he is, sitting on the
hood, head in hands, crying. "What's wrong, Sam?"
they asked. "You got the Ferrari! You are set
forever! Why so down?" Sam looked up, ever so
slowly opened his mouth and cried, "I just saw
my wife go by on a skate board."
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Jun 25th 2023, 20:56:47

A guy and his gal decide to do a lil 69. The next morning the guy realizes he's late for his dentist appointment. Not wanting his breath to smell like vag he brushes his teeth before going in. While on the table the dentist keeps retching everytime they get close to his mouth he says "Does my breath stink" the dentist replies "No, but your forehead smells like sh!t!
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Jun 24th 2023, 20:15:33

Running from the abominadable snowman on Skifree on win3.1 think that was my first video game ever lol
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