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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 04:45:11
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dude without your money id be a goner. Also without my off alli # 39 i couldnt have broken you so often. You are my golden goose. stay this way please. Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 05:43:14
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if you could send me a trade pact i could also use some more fa in cash. Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 05:43:27
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if you could send me a trade pact i could also use some more fa in cash. After all im fighting a war here. Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 11:04:13
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thanks for helping me rebuild my country, I had neg income with people trying to kill me before i farmed you. now im making money. thanks i do appreciate it. Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 13:16:28
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dang man you got some bucks. COuld you just pact me and send fa??? Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 13:19:20
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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 13:19:40
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want a trade pact? Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 13:21:17
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if you will send me 140 mill cash in fa i will stop farming you. otherwise i will keep hitting you for the good cash. Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 13:21:34
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my off alli #39 will help me farm you . Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 13:21:57
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my off alli #39 will help me farm you . Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 13:24:49
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Are you not talking to me now? Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 13:25:07
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Are you not talking to me now?

After all you did message me first. Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 13:32:05
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I dont know who 39 is- do i look like i have all the answers? #39 is just my offensive alli. Who am i? Who are you? You tell me who you are. Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 13:33:01
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also, will you give me the money or do i have to take it? Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 13:33:59
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you cant threaten me- ill report you if you threaten me. Just send me the fa. I need cash badly. Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 13:35:57
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if you keep abing me i will kill and destroy you. Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 13:36:55
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im giving you one last chance to stop the abing of me or i will farm you to death. Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 13:38:02
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Eat my shorts fat boy! Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 13:39:04
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seriously, the reset ends in 10 hours- think i can make top 10 with all this land i got? Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 13:40:21
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come on dude im just looking to get my first top 10. cant you just let the past be the past and send me some fa? Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 13:41:02
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Why are you being so hateful to me? Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 13:42:51
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Would it matter if i said i was sorry? Wold you send the fa then? Im a nice guy too. Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 13:45:05
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Cant you send me some fa too? Really im trying to get top 10 foir the first time. With all this land ill be a shoe in. Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 13:46:46
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the heck with it. Youve made me mad now. You are going to pay big time. Go ahead and try to ab me. when my food sells ill ab you. Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 13:46:47
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the heck with it. Youve made me mad now. You are going to pay big time. Go ahead and try to ab me. when my food sells ill ab you. Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 13:47:41
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10- 15 mins and you will be a parking lot. IF i dont farm you first. My jets will be back in less than one hour and then you will be my farm- and i will get all the cash. Popcorn? I will pop you! Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 13:48:42
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i think you stop abing me cause your out of turns. So like i thought all talk and no action. Ill say it one last time- no more mr nice guy- give me some cash or i will take it by force. Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 13:49:54
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Better pay up- i mean what i say. People fear me- there is even a thread about me in express talk. Dont mess with me or you will pay dearly. Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 13:50:50
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your going to pay for those abs. very soon i will farm you to dirt. Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 13:59:18
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LOL- i got lots of money cause my tech just sold. Good luck now noob. Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 14:00:41
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who are you a land farm for? that is cheating! Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 14:00:56
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GIVE ME MONEY OR ELSE!@ Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 14:02:06
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WELL, I OUTSMARTED YOU
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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 14:04:06
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there were countrys trying to kill me if youd have checked your news. Also, by making you mad and abing me you got me well into DRs- which will make it real hard for them to kill me now. Also, i was out of turrets before i hit you- now i have a lot of troops and turrets. Thanks but i used you "kid". Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 14:04:59
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before i hit you my pop was down to 340. and i had 100 turrets left. Now im close to 1 mill turrets. Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 14:05:35
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Population 168,795


hitting you was best thing for me- and you abing me back was awesome. Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 14:05:57
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you are just a pawn in my spiders web. Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 14:08:20
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you bore me- im going to take a nap now. Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 14:08:42
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I will still finish top 10- no one has as much land as me! Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 14:09:29
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I will- just letting the turns build before i ravage your country! Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 21:01:56
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I'm starting not to like you. And quit posting crap about me in forums. I'll just deny it and you've got no proof. Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 21:02:32
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I am still saving turns for your massive destruction. Reply

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Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 21:03:44
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Im always around. No one will kill me. I will destroy others.


Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 23:43:41
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Popcom, you do realize that i can make up any kind of message i want to validate my story. You cant prove i'm me so stop posting about it. No one will believe you. You keep this up and i will suicide you every set from now on. You and Dragon both.

how is that exactly?

in my experience with large 1a clans (not just laf), u have 0 options.

Land is, and always will be at a premium, so ppl will get as much as they can at almost any cost.

They just farm you into the ground, defuse your missiles, CD your troops, ect. but if u do any harmful spy opps you are a suicider and are killed.
if you try to retal, even a 1:1, you are a killed.
its the big man bulling the little man kind of thing. worst part of it is after when they all cry when someone suicides them "for no reason at all"

but if a clan like LaF farms you 20 hits...GL ever getting your retals for that.
even if u did a 1:1 retal. (which on 20 hits nobody would think 1:1 was reasonable) LaF would just kill you.

edit: if u are in a small say 10 man clan

i don't get it...whats your point?

if thats how someone wants to play, and just kill our countries its fine by me..hell, ill volunteer one of mine if it will start a war.
not to sure what you are trying to get at thou lol

cant remember that last time that happened...

also, i got over 400 missiles
so any clan is more then welcome to kill a random country :P

i like how people talk about proper channels, and authorization, ect..
ITS A GAME.
perhaps he thought it would be good for a laugh....

wouldn't call what he dsoes lemming....its more...ankle biting.
or is it ....when u kill countries have your size, but they are only 50k NW ? lol

BUT THEY WILL GET MORE NW SO WHO CARES!?!
amirit?

Message from Samantha Smiles (#47) sent on 08/16/2010 14:04:06
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there were countrys trying to kill me if youd have checked your news. Also, by making you mad and abing me you got me well into DRs- which will make it real hard for them to kill me now. Also, i was out of turrets before i hit you- now i have a lot of troops and turrets. Thanks but i used you "kid". Reply

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here is a little gem.

he thinks my AB give him DR so GS/BR do less against him now LMFAO

dude..u should see the pages i have of messages from him...everything from name calling, to threatening me, to begging me for money and to stop AB him....so good.
at the set end ill post it perhaps....

also, cross tag retals, never have been, and never will be accepted lol
but glad more players are coming!
yay!

Hi, I’m Popcom, President and CEO of Popcoms Wacky Waving Incinerating Country destroying Tubes of Death emporium and warehouse. Thanks to RNG, I am now currently overstocked on Wacky Waving Incinerating Country destroying Tubes of Death, and I am passing the destruction on to you!

Attract suiciders to your clan. Make a splash at your next FS. Keep grandma company. Protect your bushels. Confuse your neighbors. African American? Steal one! Testify in IRC. Or just plain destroy the roof.

Whatever your Wacky Waving Incinerating Country destroying Tubes of Death needs are. So come on down to Wacky Waving Incinerating Country destroying Tubes of Death emporium and warehouse. Devision 2 in NBK!!

In short. i have 200 NM/EM i need to dump on someone....any suiciders bigger then 100k NW up for it?

thats not how FFA works.
here, we lower prices on everything all the time.
$100 troops ftw?

1 word.
iphone application
ok...2 words.

but thats like, 10 mill potential new players.

apple>fail soft

my iphone is the best thing i have ever gotten ever.
i may even pay for one in the future....

"we now you are scared"

did you mean, "know"?

less QQ more start new clan

GET BUYING TROOPS/TURRETS SO I CAN PLAY TURNS!!!!!

im confused...you got a bunch to 200k, why are you still killing 50k nw countries?

those countries literally JUST left protection...
with a 200k NW country u could kill 1/2 of NBK if u knew how to play.....

oh my god, can u imagine? took him that long to kill a 35k nw country that wasn't walling...my god if u walled u could drag it out all set

CTU

CONGRATS MAN! YOU DID IT!!!


first GS hit: Aug 12/10 6:25:48 PM

kill shot: Aug 13/10 12:55:30 AM

P.R.O

now, keep in mind that i have 0 clue about lae leadership, there site, or even who is in lae.
but from my experience being in NBK, playing on and off for a decade. when u have played the game for so long with more or less the same people, even when not in a leadership role you get let in on tidbits, and have a say in things that most members don't. that doesn't mean you are leading...you just..haev the leaders ear as it were. DM clearly knows the game well so it would make sense that he would still have input and a valued opinion if he was once leadership in the clan. which i dont see as a bad thing.
that being said, i don't care one way or another if he is a, or thee, leader pretending to be a member. tis just a point of view to consider

nice rebuttal

when you run your mouth as much as you do without being able to do anything but kill sub 100k NW countries.........this is what happens LOL

perhaps ill drop my NW to hit you. thou even with 0 military i would probably be to high still just on land lol

l2play bauer, seriously, its getting to the point where I'm embarrassed for you...
i really will FA u some to get you up high enough to kill if you would like...
then we can have a race to see what alliance kills you first!

LOL i was at work, wtf are u talkign about?

also, you fluff'n scrub, would u like me to FA you so u will be high enough for me to hit? cause my lowest country is 3 mill...cant reach your 70k scrub restarts.

well...you(or whoever it is) did a "retal" for a hit i did on NA. 2:1 for some reason.
stuff like that will get you killed. (not that i killed any of them, other alliances were similarly upset for there own reasons it seems)

I believe it was in 1959 the majority of U.S citizens voted NO on interracial marriage.
the supreme court overturned the law, and made it legal despite what the majority of the country wanted because they realized discrimination against someone based on some arbitrary thing they have no control over (where they were born, there skin colour, sexual orientation) was wrong, despite what most people at the time thought.

And no, homosexuality is not a "choice" like a lot bible thumping Christians claim will say, this is a proven fact (something most religions do not deal in mind you)

the U.S needs to look at other countries that are far ahead of them in human rights issues such as this, and realize that allowing gays the same freedoms as anyone else hasn't hurt there countries in the least, so why would the U.S suddenly fall apart?

I will say thou, that gay pride parades REALLY hurt there cause for equality.
when blacks were fighting for the same liberties everyone else took for granted you didn't see them acting that way. and they got what they deserved a lot easier. (I know not all people in gay pride parades act like complete freaks, and sexually disturbed individuals, but enough are that they dominate the scene)


edt:
uldust. it seems you are under the popular and horribly wrong/misguided opinion that the U.S was founded on christian laws. the "founding fathers" were most definatly NOT bibble thumpers, and CLEARLY stated that religion and state should be separate. and im sure if they were alive today they would be disgusted with what there vision has become

YOU SHOW THEM!!!!!!!!

few more weeks u may have killed off 1 mill nw! imagine that!
INSANE!

i understand supply and demand. but when military is that low your country expenses rise beyond you income.

we need a all commie war

everyone who got all the free land off me :)

is there a way to see how many hits i took?
someone look up Flowers for YOU (#112) if there is and post it will ya?
also, finishing almost 4.5 mill LOL

playing commies?!?
$111 for turrets?...wtf are u thinking. STOP UNDERCUTTING FFS. you are destroying the market.

*squishes bug*

also, its a bad sign for the game when clans are letting ketchup in :P

Its like talking to a brick lol

i was once given 5c raise , and i told him to keep it cause he needed it more then i did lol

also, this is true, customers suck ass and are retarded 95% of the time.
my wife was a server for a while, then a manager for a long time. the stupidity of the common person is overwhelming

no u retard, so u can kill a country bigger then 100k NW.....

fairly sure they just make you change your name, not ban you for life.
i would know.
i have had to do it 3 times now.
and i know at least 5 other people that have had "inappropriate" names who had to change them :P

your GM was a nicer man then mine.
i got a "raise" when the government raised min wage lol

because according to him the restaurant hardly made any $$ paying for labor at min wage. which is funny, cause i moved to Alberta, (got a diff factory job) but the company i use to work for paid OVER 2x as much for the same job and still turned a profit. managers just get bonuses for keeping labor cost down.

not saying kitchen staff HAVE to be tipped, cause at least u make a min wage, where as servers are far far under that. just seems backwards that the ppl who make and handle and ensure your food is how u want, and cooked enough ect, dont get tipped but the person who walks it to you does lol

i fluffing HATE tipping delivery boys.

in a restaurant/bar i tip very well. (long as the service doesn't suck) usually 20-25%. My wife and I both worked restaurants for a time so I know how it can suck.

but if all u do is walk from your car to my door, wtf should i have to tip you? the company should be paying you. Also, (at least in canada) waiters/waitresses dont even make min wage in most places because they get tipped. which is horse fluff cause that makes your tip part of the wage and not a tip and that is retarded. But delivery boys/girls get a standard wage for that kinda job (usually min where I'm from)

forgotten, 10% isn't the general accepted tip, its 15% u cheap ass lol :P

oh, and as a guy that worked in a kitchen for a few years that didn't tip out to the kitchen, i have to say that not tipping the people that MAKE and HANDLE your food, but tipping the one that walks it to you is just retarded. buy my view is bias. ><

well NBK had a lot for a reason. then aodt tucked tail and ran. so now we still have to many lol
there are other clans that have a fair # of them to.

there ware WAAAAY to many of them atm.
some have to go, military prices are CRAZY LOW!

Bauer you are such a tool...

90% of LaE is under 2 mill NW. even with a 100k NW country, u could easisly get the cash to jump up and kill almost anyone in there tag within a few hundred turns played.
yet your big reach is killing a 100k NW country?
then you have the nerve to brag, and think you are in any way doing any damage to the biggest clan on the server?
toolbag

Ok, i have never ever herd someone make this first statement. Religion has ALWAYS been the most oppressive force on the planet. and unlike other groups who spread fear and hate, they have always had the pull to do something, not shy of murder to enforce what they believe onto others.

also, having the title of married is more then just a title. Guess you aren't married so i understand that u overlook it. But there are a LOT of legal...lets call them perks, to being married. and its far reaching, everything from tax breaks, health care, to pensions. so a discrimination against gays to marry actually lowers the quality of life not only at the present time, but farther down the road as people get into retirement age.

Not to sure what your talking about there harvesting...are you implying that there actions will have a long turn affect on there soul or something? LOL

yea, imo if you are against gay marriage, dont be gay and get married..otherwise what do u care

they will ruin family values, and destroy the sanctity of marriage!
its true!
if gays marry, they will come into your house and force you to not only divorce your spouse, but they will make you hate your kids and self destruct your relationship with them.
not sure how. but its true.

some guy, i couldn't agree more!
please post or message me your country numbers and ill send u the FA u need to fight this atrocity of a clan.
:)

lol
thats the prob with wiki, anyone can write anything