[quote poster=SAM_DANGER; 29021; 523200]
Originally
posted by
foresaken:
ok so for now on every alliance is gonna put DANGER on their DNH list, riiight? :P
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS IT!
YES, FORESAKEN, YOU ARE CORRECT. MOST OTHER CLANS DO PUT THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! ON THEIR DO NOT EXPLODE (DNE) LIST. AND THAT IS JUST FINE WITH US! IT IS ALL WE HAVE BEEN REQUESTING FOR THE LAST 17 MONTHS.
ABOUT TWO OUT OF EVERY THREE RESETS, A GROUP WILL BECOME ARROGANT ENOUGH TO THINK, "THEY SHOULDN'T BE ON OUR DNE! THEY ARE ONLY 7 MEMBERS!" THEN WE ARE FORCED TO REMIND PEOPLE WHY THEY SHOULD HAVE US ON THEIR DNE.
WE MAY BE ONLY 7 MEMBERS, BUT IT ALWAYS PROVES UNPROFITABLE TO ENGAGE IN UNPROVOKED AGGRESSION AGAINST US. OUR "MEAGER SUICIDE", AS SOMEONE ELSE HERE CALLED IT, HAS RESULTED SO FAR IN A NET LOSS FOR OUR FOES OF 70,000 ACRES AND 144,000 BUILDINGS. WE, OF COURSE, DO NOT CALL THIS SUICIDING. WE CALL IT RIGHTEOUS DEFENSE! WE CALL IT ENSURING THAT THERE IS NO BENEFIT TO ATTACKING OUR MIGHTY CLAN!
SOME DAY, EVERYONE WILL GET IT LIKE YOU DO, FORESAKEN. AND ON THAT DAY, THERE WILL BE PEACE AND LOVE... AND ALSO CAKE!!!! WE WERE PROMISED CAKE! WHERE IS THE CAKE!!!
HA!
SAM
BREAKFAST HUNTER,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! [/quote]
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!