FBI would like to officially surrender to RD. We have yet to come into conflict, but in the off chance that it comes to blows. We are pretty certain we would not come out victorious. Moral victory is possible. But we have little to no morals left, so it might be hollow.

Terms are as follows:

1. FBI will cease the tickle attacks. Tickling isn't cool. Fun at the start, but ends badly. Usually with peeing in panties.

2. Detmer will forever be known as Mr. Cute Pink Bunny Rabbits. To strike fear into all.

3. RD will never be spoken out loud by an FBI member, unless in reference of USDA Rural Development. We are trying to go green.

5. The number 4 no longer exists. I have no idea why, but it was a demand. So we accept it and move on.

6. We will free Tibet. By force.

7. We will revive channel 99 to public cable. For those who are foreign or can't count that high, channel 99 was where most of our generation saw the first squiggly image of a woman's nude body and the first sounds of sex as a sport.

Please let us know if there are any rhetorical questions and we will not respond.

Thanks,

ZEN
Female Body Inspector
FBI

I would like to ammend #2. That name is seemingly too long for the forums. I would to propose Mr. Carebear Pink. Or Ms. Carebear Pink if necessary.

You forgot what we agreeed on.......

7a. FBI will remove the squiggly lines on channel 99.

7. and 7a. CONFIRMED!

Ours wasn't on channel 99
We just called it blurry porn.....

it was the pay perview chans, at 11 the squigly porn came on and everyone once in awhile youd get to see a bit of the movie.. oh god bless those days lol

I dunno. I think if it was ME in Detmer's shoes. I'd go for Mr. Rainbow Brite.

But that's just me.

I'm sure we can come up with a ga.....ummm.....prettier... name than that if we all try real hard at it....

Mr Lemon Chiffon was taken. :)

Mr Lemon Chiffon maybe instead of playing earth you should be doing research on prosthetic limbs! Atleast that way you'd get some benefit from your time!

Right now I have no need for prosthetics, I may need them in the future. I still have all my limbs. Hope to keep it that way as long as possible.

I still have monthly surgery of some sort on right foot, been going on for 7 years now. Next week, we are trying a genetically engineered protien that will form skin of some sort. (appligraf)

I basically donated myself to research. I'm written up in medical journals, and all of humanity benefits from the procedures and equipment they have tested on me.

KCI woundVAC/vacutainer and KCI instill VAC are equimpment I helped design, test and revise. Now they are used worldwide. Saved my limbs, and countless others. Limbs that would have been lost to amuptations.

My brother is working on engineering prosthetics, integrated into a mobile device.
I hope to make non ambulatory people mobile again.

You probably don't know me from the man on the moon, but I remember reading about you from long ago on the earth boards.

Glad to hear you've been able to help yourself and many others with experimental research and development. :)

Now please don't kill my country :P

Here is what really happened, not what was posted on AT years ago. This would mean nothing to non medical people, so I will try and keep it simple.


I was Diabetic until 1998 ( had a kidney and pancreas transplant). Still have the issues from diabetes. I moived to Arizona in 2003. Fall of 2003, a doctor messed up a surgery on rt foot. ( rotational skin flap on a non healing foot ulcer)
It got infected. The doctor screwed up with treatments and as a result I had a trans metatarsal amputation.

* they cut off front 1/2 of foot*.

I went through months of surgeries to keep the right leg. KCI came in with a VAC device (Vacuum Assisted Closure) which is now used and many non healing wounds.

During the treatments we came up with the idea to place Antibiotics directly into the VAC wound sponge and see what that does. The device sucked. Was re engineered, and is now working as it should and is used worldwide.

after 7 years of testing, revisions and use, the KCI wound system is used worldwide.

Eventually, I will lose the right leg. But until then, I am keeping it and letting the medical world test things on it to keep it healty. Currently I walk with no devices, no assistance and you cannot tell I only have 1/2 a right foot.

60 doctors worldwide follow my progress and write papers on the procedures. I have articles published in Ostomy/Woundcare Journal. Alos, worldwide seminars have me as topics of study. I am a very complicated medical issue. Diabetes with almost all complications, Renal failure/then transplant, 4x Bypass heart surgery, as well many other issues. Getting treatments to work with these issues and drug compatibility helps everyone in the long run.
This is why I volunteer.


Next Major conference is the International Woundcare Convention in Japan, 2012. I will be there as well as my 60 doctors. I will be there for all to see the actual foot they will be doing presentations on.

I am going for a pure medical experience.....
(I sure hope there are Asian girls over there so I can play doctor.)

L_C is that similar to that paste like stuff that some doctors in Sweden developed and tested on a patient in where thier finger was regenerated??

Wow that's all pretty incredible.

wow no wonder why you play so much earth 2025

Appligraf is not a paste. it's a "skin looking" protein that is grown in a lab from real cells.

Basicaly it is placed on the wound, and it decomposes back to it's basic amino acids. The body absorbs the amino acids and creates real skin out of it.
(When decomposing, it smells like a combination of a dead fish in a loaded baby diaper).

My problem is I am immuno-suppressed ( take drugs so I do not reject the transplants.).. so I do not heal.

SO, as a result, 7 years of a non healing wound, the companies jump at the chance to try products on me to see if thiers can work.

It helps that they will get worldwide free publicity from the journals if thiers does work.

well id assume its all free, so as long as its not going to make you any worse off then youre making out. especially if something works.

it is all free for me.

Wow. I worked in the Medical field for 20 years (EMS) and my wife works for an Endocrinologist.

Amazing story. In your shoes, I don't know that I'd have that kind of fighting spirit.

I own Zen

you stealin my hoe nimrod?