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braden

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Sep 18th 2017, 18:25:55

Finish the sentence: braden on a college campus is... in heaven.
.. a threat to the security or safety of young girls
.. a night in the drunk tank waiting to happen
.. the start of archaic hiring me to piss on the planet so wes can make that scrilla

.. fill in below..

braden

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Sep 18th 2017, 18:27:28

Marshal is not allowed to answer.
Sorry. He is allowed to do anything.
But mockery will ensue. Oh, lord above us, shall mockery ensue.

Zorp

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Sep 18th 2017, 18:35:18

braden on a college campus is unable to destock on time.

braden

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Sep 18th 2017, 18:39:31

Zorp, without a face present to slap in return, hits below the belt.

I will give you phone number- harass me !

Spellchecker

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Sep 18th 2017, 18:42:14

hmmm.........

I think I choose third option.

Getafix

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Sep 18th 2017, 20:11:10

Maybe we should just skip straight to mocking Marshal.

But if I have to choose from these limited options, I'll take #2

braden

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Sep 18th 2017, 21:48:03

You give your own suggestions.
Christ, reading comprehension and they question mine??

braden

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Sep 18th 2017, 21:50:09

Braden on a college campus suffers terrible from chaffing.

Braden on a college campus can't seem to find party drugs (yet)

Braden on a college campus wears sunglasses and a trench coat.

Have fun with it, fluff, a little imagination.

braden

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Sep 18th 2017, 21:51:10

Critical thinking.

Braden on a college campus suggests camels are only for draft use.

braden

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Sep 18th 2017, 22:06:35

Braden on a college campus makes cyref cry.

braden

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Sep 18th 2017, 22:09:30

Braden on a college campus gets get a fix wet between his legs.

(<3)

Getafix

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Sep 18th 2017, 22:42:42

Ummm,

I'm still good with #2

braden

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Sep 18th 2017, 23:01:54

Threat is a harsh word.

More akin to :
https://youtu.be/eLJmf3F-3w4

(I talk a big game but if a pretty girl spoke to me my angina would debilitate me and let's be honest I'd be massaging her feet and thanking her for the pleasure.)

mrford

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Sep 18th 2017, 23:19:03

Who is braden?

Swagger of a Chupacabra

[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

cyref

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Sep 18th 2017, 23:19:58

https://imgur.com/58NkxmP

Edited By: cyref on Sep 19th 2017, 0:08:44

👽

braden

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Sep 19th 2017, 0:10:40

Originally posted by mrford:

Who is braden?

I dun know bout him thurr but she shall rise 'gain like

elvesrus

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Sep 19th 2017, 0:50:49

Braden on a college campus is 2 posts short

Originally posted by crest23:

Elves is a douche on every server.

braden

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Sep 19th 2017, 1:28:52

I told you about fluffing math jokes like I don't make fun of small penises because I thought we had an agreement- I can't count and you are half a man inside of a woman

braden

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Sep 19th 2017, 1:30:19

Yea so 31 and he can long divide?
Pride !
;p

elvesrus

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Sep 19th 2017, 1:33:02

that's better

Originally posted by crest23:

Elves is a douche on every server.

braden

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Sep 19th 2017, 1:53:27

I got 82% in what I think corresponds to grade nine math.
Chapter 2 is ten.
Three is eleven.
Four is.. christ, carry the three I think twelve, I don't know.

X is equal to y and xxx is equal to snow up my nose.

braden

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Sep 19th 2017, 1:54:58

(Also known as prime banning me until I can breathe through my nose again)

And my loser college is less than abound.

archaic

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Sep 20th 2017, 2:22:51

Braden on a college campus is a serious headache for his RA . . .

Braden on a college campus is me buying stock in Fabreeze

Braden is starting his own college agricultural department on the roof of the cafeteria

Edited By: archaic on Sep 22nd 2017, 18:21:06
See Original Post

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Nerrus

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Sep 21st 2017, 14:04:12

By the way...how old is Braden?

^..^ Surren ^..^

The only secrets you know are the secrets I deliberately let you know.

braden

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Sep 21st 2017, 16:40:17

86. Born and raised.

drkprinc

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Sep 21st 2017, 17:19:51

Originally posted by braden:

86. Born and raised.

I can't be older then you and also you can't be born and then raised in the same year (raising takes more then an entire decade possibly 2 depending on person) -_-

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braden

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Sep 21st 2017, 18:18:36

I am 31.

And yet still a teenager.

drkprinc

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Sep 21st 2017, 18:22:49

Originally posted by braden:

I am 31.

And yet still a teenager.

I'm 31 until end of the year and teenager is literal in its meaning

thirteen to nineteen as in any age ending in teen -_-

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braden

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Sep 21st 2017, 20:38:29

Are we trying to impress marshal here, or something?

MHowar9516

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Sep 21st 2017, 20:50:49

de1i

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Sep 29th 2017, 2:06:38

Because he donated his body to science.

SuperFly

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Sep 29th 2017, 4:20:26

holly fluff de1i sighting!

JIM_DANGER

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Sep 30th 2017, 1:40:11

GOT HIS KIDNEY STOLEN DURING FINALS

commandos

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Sep 30th 2017, 17:45:03

and woke up in a bathtub full of ice

Veritas

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Oct 1st 2017, 0:00:31

Now, we know why braden is always high

There can be no chosen one; only we can save ourselves.

braden

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Oct 1st 2017, 11:40:21

people, lets be realistic here; my lungs liver and kidneys are no good to anybody. no doctor in the first world would ever take these organs. and i'm not allowed to travel to third world countries- not with canada and its sex tourism laws

Syko_Killa

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Oct 1st 2017, 23:16:27

Couldnt self delete because of attacks made in last 18 hours, so i destroyed all my buildings and than dropped all the unused land. Aha- I beat the system!

Do as I say, not as I do.

Syko_Killa

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Oct 1st 2017, 23:17:24

Your country was destroyed because it possesses no territory.

Do as I say, not as I do.

commandos

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Oct 4th 2017, 21:09:24

Gotem!