You suck. We already got divorced so idk what else I can do that's dramatic.

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You'll always have that super special spot in my heart <3
You not comming to my daughters birthday party or at the very least mailing a gift did blacken my heart just a tad bit more however

You know what?
Gals didnt send my daughter so much as a sentiment of well wishing. I think i blame her husband.

You're lucky they so damn cute Weezy, so I wish her a Happy Birthday.
YOU, however, owe me shots.

Pfff he still owes me a bottle of tequila from a year ago...good luck with that lol

You are prolly not the only guy who has had more trouble getting free alcohol than a girl. :P