Mercs declares on xSOLx - Earth Empires Forum

Rasp

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Nov 14th 2022, 1:49:27

2 weeks ago, we trick-or-treated by Getafix's house on Halloween only to find Circus Peanuts and Candy Corn. Next door, at ABM's there was only Black Licorice and Dum-Dums. Coalie and Demon both got stomach aches and Symba wound up with a tooth infection and had to see a dentist. Superfly blacked out and still does not know what server he is on.

These candies are unacceptable and must be banned.

If you come to Merc's house, we serve on the best: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, Butterfingers, Snickers, Twix, and Kit-Kat bars.

Mercs declares war on xSOLx in defense of Trick-or-Treaters everywhere.

Signed,
Rasp - Mercs Head of Candy Operations

[16:18:00] znc-rasp: We can kill bushido, but not bushifo, zack, moriarty, ghost rider, or darkling
[16:18:07] Req: Is that all the same person?
[16:18:12] symba: yea
[16:18:25] mob: my kids are like dad why are you laughing so much

Steeps

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Nov 14th 2022, 2:01:19

It's not nice to call ABM a Dum-Dum :(

SuperFly

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Nov 14th 2022, 2:04:22

I heard LaF had the best candy but we weren’t willing to travel that far for full size bars

Symbolic

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Nov 14th 2022, 2:14:43

Confirmed we will be egging their houses next year.

Edited By: Symbolic on Nov 14th 2022, 2:17:20
See Original Post

Coalie

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Nov 14th 2022, 2:36:31

ABM handed out karipap and apam balik for Halloween

Coalie, MBA B.Acc
Mercenaries for Hire
Deputy Commander

Leto

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Nov 14th 2022, 2:37:16

M4D Founder
Lights
NBK

allbymyself87

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Nov 14th 2022, 6:34:17

I rather hug tree in LaF than satisfying your never ending war obsession with SoL! <3

All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself anymore

ERTYUIPOP

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Nov 14th 2022, 6:43:16

Into the distance, a ribbon of black
Stretched to the point of no turning back

SuperFly

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Nov 14th 2022, 6:59:50

Originally posted by allbymyself87:

I rather hug tree in LaF than satisfying your never ending war obsession with SoL! <3

Sof will be FSing LaF shortly.

Mr Gainsboro

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Nov 14th 2022, 10:04:03

Originally posted by SuperFly:

I heard LaF had the best candy but we weren’t willing to travel that far for full size bars

The rumors are true, we only had full size bars. SoF got it all this year.

Don of LaF

Cathankins

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Nov 14th 2022, 12:03:04

*hands out edibles*

BigP

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Nov 14th 2022, 17:31:27

Originally posted by Mr Gainsboro:

Originally posted by SuperFly:

I heard LaF had the best candy but we weren’t willing to travel that far for full size bars

The rumors are true, we only had full size bars. SoF got it all this year.

Confirmed. laf candy are belong to us.

- SoF

Suicidal

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Nov 14th 2022, 21:17:25

The things BigP did for a Kit-Kat bar are way toooooo perverted to post here.

BigP

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Nov 14th 2022, 21:22:08

I still haven't been able to walk right.

- SoF

Suicidal

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Nov 14th 2022, 23:13:17

Originally posted by BigP:

I still haven't been able to walk right.

Nor sit comfortably from what I have heard.... LaF is known for their kink

KoHeartsGPA

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Nov 15th 2022, 0:36:31

Kinky.....

Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)

https://youtu.be/...pxFw4?si=mCDXT3t1vmFgn0qn

-=TSO~DKnights~ICD~XI~LaF~SKA=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

A-Rod

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Nov 15th 2022, 2:00:11

I didn't even get any candy! g=(

SuperFly

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Nov 15th 2022, 2:27:35

Originally posted by BigP:

I still haven't been able to walk right.

I bet they had a good LaF after giving you the that full size Mr Big lol

allbymyself87

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Nov 15th 2022, 5:35:35

5 vs 0 now

War should be ending anytime soon.

/me yawns...

All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself anymore

Mr Gainsboro

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Nov 15th 2022, 23:27:34

HH's pink dong hits hard.
https://i.imgur.com/aVarzON.png

Don of LaF

ironxxx

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Nov 16th 2022, 0:01:28

Originally posted by Cathankins:

*hands out edibles*

Yes please!!!!!!!!!

Coalie

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Nov 16th 2022, 5:17:52

ding dong ling long

Coalie, MBA B.Acc
Mercenaries for Hire
Deputy Commander

Requiem

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Nov 16th 2022, 14:57:51

ttt

SuperFly

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Nov 17th 2022, 3:52:20

Any other LaF soldiers want battle?

The LaFamiglia Mausoleum (#87)
(Tyranny)
Clan: 72HTW
Rank: 51
Networth: 16,960,393
Land: 23333
Successful Attack Percentage: 95%
Kills: 2
Dead

Btw LaF owes a few of us reps for this kamikaze attack in defense of SOL

Requiem

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Nov 17th 2022, 4:21:48

A blatant pushing of boundaries. Yes 72 hour total war hmmmm

Dark Demon

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Nov 17th 2022, 4:42:39

this is handled

Mercs
Natural Born Killers

Suicidal

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Nov 17th 2022, 11:12:23

Symbolic, I would have policed for you but, Biden defunded me

HH

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Nov 20th 2022, 20:42:25

Originally posted by Mr Gainsboro:

HH's pink dong hits hard.
https://i.imgur.com/aVarzON.png

Lol wtf! :)

HeadHunter

Symbolic

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Dec 3rd 2022, 16:45:54

Oh yea, sol got tag killed. GG

Requiem

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Dec 3rd 2022, 17:37:37

Mercs also has more NW:

tag	total networth	average networth	
Mercs	$248,343,045	$15,521,440	
xSOLx	$60,246,211	$4,303,301

allbymyself87

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Dec 4th 2022, 0:26:28

Originally posted by Symbolic:

Oh yea, sol got tag killed. GG

yay!
The greatest war in history!
The proudest winning ever!
All hail to mercs!

All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself anymore

Steeps

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Dec 4th 2022, 1:14:20

SoL is ranked too high

raz

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Dec 4th 2022, 18:39:21

............

Originally posted by The_Hawk:
You win this round. I concede.

Garry Owen

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Dec 5th 2022, 3:03:50

Fun! :)

Suicidal

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Dec 5th 2022, 3:53:43

Originally posted by Steeps:

SoL is ranked too high

It is alway Steeps fault

Symbolic

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Dec 5th 2022, 15:53:24

Originally posted by allbymyself87:

Originally posted by Symbolic:

Oh yea, sol got tag killed. GG

yay!
The greatest war in history!
The proudest winning ever!
All hail to mercs!

Thank you

Steeps

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Dec 5th 2022, 18:44:29

Originally posted by Suicidal:

Originally posted by Steeps:

SoL is ranked too high

It is alway Steeps fault

How dare you speak the truth!

Suicidal

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Dec 6th 2022, 3:09:00

Originally posted by Steeps:

Originally posted by Suicidal:

Originally posted by Steeps:

SoL is ranked too high

It is alway Steeps fault

How dare you speak the truth!

9. If something goes wrong it's always Steeps fault.
- Even if Scourge trips over a powerline and the server dies,
- it's still Steeps fault.

Requiem

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Dec 7th 2022, 4:40:21

tag	members	total networth	average networth	
Mercs	17	$243,692,661	$14,334,862	
xSOLx	13	$42,391,166	$3,260,859

Rasp

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Dec 7th 2022, 21:06:57

tag	Members	Candy Destroyed	Candy Stolen	
Mercs	17	2,921,798,261 Circus Peanuts	0 Circus Peanuts	
xSOLx	13	103,260,859 Snickers Bars	1 Snickers Bars

Requiem

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Dec 9th 2022, 14:36:32

tag	members	total networth	average networth	
Mercs	17	$236,731,590	$13,925,388
xSOLx	14	$36,922,227	$2,637,302

Rasp's stats are a lie, Symba is a major endorser of Circus Peanuts.

Rasp

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Dec 9th 2022, 15:15:37

Symba still has a tooth infection.

Snoopdawg

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Dec 10th 2022, 0:39:31

Damn all i got was tricked!

Snoopdawg

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Dec 10th 2022, 0:39:32

major

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Dec 10th 2022, 1:39:30

great effort guys

Requiem

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Dec 13th 2022, 0:44:06

SOL got dominated, GG

Kill4Free

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Dec 13th 2022, 3:54:52

SOL kept on fighting until the end! Even after that. You guys know how to do a good showing, even under adverse circumstances.

So many ways to die, only one way to live...
NBK

Requiem

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Dec 13th 2022, 13:28:04

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Rasp

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Dec 13th 2022, 15:10:48

Originally posted by Kill4Free:

SOL kept on fighting until the end! Even after that. You guys know how to do a good showing, even under adverse circumstances.

kudos here.

Getafix

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Dec 13th 2022, 20:17:23

Mercs victory was bitterness for Requiem who's only role was to be cannon fodder and die 4 times. But congratulations to Mercs for their win, even though it required an 18 to 12 advantage, a surprise first strike and $6b in FA from LaF.