Oct 16th 2013, 1:18:49
The DJ: Good news, boppers! The big alert has been called off. It turns out that the early reports were wrong. All wrong. Now for that group out there that had such a hard time getting home, sorry about that. I guess the only thing we can do is play you a song.
The DJ: Okay, boppers. The streets are finally starting to cool down after last night's heatwave. We lost a lot of major players in the game and everything is wide open. There's a lot of moves to be made and a lot of empty positions to be filled. One thing's for sure, though. The truce is most definitely off. Sorry, Magic Man. Some things are just too good to be true, I guess. My apologies again to that crew from Coney Island. That was a long walk home you boys had. Remember, boppers, if you're ever in the big C.I., they grow some real mean mothers down there. Mean and heavy. And they call them... Warriors. Adios.
