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martian

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Jan 10th 2012, 16:54:52

AND martian will answer!
(when I get back from lunch though)

make your questions clever...

*shakes fist*

oh yea, I will be editting your posts to insert my answers there:P

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elvesrus

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Jan 10th 2012, 17:12:27

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

martian: an african swallow or a european swallow?

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Originally posted by crest23:

Elves is a douche on every server.

hawkeyee

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Jan 10th 2012, 17:31:02

Originally posted by elvesrus:

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

tamish

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CeyLonTEa

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Jan 10th 2012, 17:32:06

Did you fluff?

A: fluff = FFULF

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braden

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Jan 10th 2012, 17:44:24

if all that glitters is gold, how much is a sequins dress worth?

A: a button plus a shiny nickle

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Marshal

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Jan 10th 2012, 17:50:58

do you love Gallery? :P

A: I love you ALL!

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Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

braden

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Jan 10th 2012, 17:59:58

how do you feel about season one of downton abbey?

A: pretty crushed. A down ton is heavy you know..

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Trife

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Jan 10th 2012, 18:13:21

why hasn't america invaded canuckistan yet?

A: because our nukularrr attack beavers prevent it.

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Detmer

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Jan 10th 2012, 18:20:05

What was the last thing stuck inside your body that didn't enter somewhere above your neck and where did it go in?

A: I have a thorn in my big toe right now.

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Bigwiggle

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Jan 10th 2012, 18:22:50

A/S/L?

A: Age: older than time itself
Sex: Yes
Location: everywhere

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Wiggity

Pandora's Last Vikings | THE OMEGA

msn -

Trife

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Jan 10th 2012, 18:25:11

where has detmer been the last 2 weeks?

A: dancing with ceiling llama

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Detmer

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Jan 10th 2012, 18:35:00

Originally posted by Trife:

where has detmer been the last 2 weeks?

Seattle

Trife

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Jan 10th 2012, 18:39:52

why is detmer pretending to be martian?

A: detmer is my bot!

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martian

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Jan 10th 2012, 19:05:57

FFF!

you are all special in the eyes of fluff
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RUN IT IS A KILLER BUNNY!!!

galleri

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Jan 10th 2012, 19:40:19

What am I thinking right now?

A: that you need more beer and nachos

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Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

aponic

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Jan 10th 2012, 19:47:46

Who will replace Raul/Fidel Castro when they are both deceased and will the government in Cuba significantly change?

A: An American appointed CIA puppet. Then it will be Cuba NON :(

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SOF
Cerevisi

Patience

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Jan 10th 2012, 19:49:07

Why is martian ignoring me? :p

A: because you need to harass me more

Edited By: martian on Jan 10th 2012, 21:08:48
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I cannot see your signature - so if it's witty, put it in a post instead! :p

archaic: Patty, if it was you wearing it, I'd consider a fuzzy pink pig suit to be lingerie. Patty makes pork rock.

SirSepher

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Jan 10th 2012, 19:51:21

Why is the pondering T-Rex always pondering?

A: because it is short sighted and can't see any prey

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-Sir Sepher
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PDM FTW
For the glory of Camelot

Marshal

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Jan 10th 2012, 20:12:17

Originally posted by galleri:

What am I thinking right now?

nothing

braden

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Jan 11th 2012, 1:05:14

fair enough, what are your hopes for season two? (still of downton abbey)

A: that the downton squashes Barny the dinosaur before it reaches me

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martian

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Jan 11th 2012, 1:08:59

you are all special in the eyes of fluff
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locket

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Jan 11th 2012, 1:14:43

If you could live in one place other than

where you live and had to never leave it where would it be?

A: the moon.. so I could do some whaling..

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Deerhunter

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Jan 11th 2012, 1:36:54

Why was my country in express purpled. I did not cheat, curse, or use vulgar language so why? I appealed and still have heard noting back. I CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH AND I WANT ANSWERS!

A: You know that we won't discuss that on a public forum..

Edited By: martian on Jan 11th 2012, 12:13:37
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Ya, tho i walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I shall fear no retals,
Cause i have the biggest, baddest, and toughest country in the valley!

Deerhunter

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Jan 11th 2012, 1:37:33

Why do you always look and the TP after you wipe and have you ever smelled it?

A: I don't and I haven't. Am I missing something by not doing so?

Edited By: martian on Jan 11th 2012, 12:14:07
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Ya, tho i walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I shall fear no retals,
Cause i have the biggest, baddest, and toughest country in the valley!

Deerhunter

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Jan 11th 2012, 1:39:13

Finally, if you could beat jj23 senseless in RL without any consequences would you do it? I mean if it was legal and ok to do without any trouble?

Ya, tho i walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I shall fear no retals,
Cause i have the biggest, baddest, and toughest country in the valley!

Sauron NBK

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Jan 11th 2012, 2:00:56

If the canucks make it to the Stanley cup final again, will Vancouver riot win or lose?

A: That's a trick question because your premise is invalid:P

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Boltar

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Jan 11th 2012, 2:02:39

if u could stay at chaz's place or anyone else's down in south jersey, would u be down for a south jersey earth meet, eating wings and drinking beer?

A: yes

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Deerhunter

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Jan 11th 2012, 4:33:41

Sauron, that is a dumb question. Everyone knows Vancouver would riot. It goes without saying. A good question would be how many people would be killed in said riot and how many millions of dollars of damage would it cause.

Ya, tho i walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I shall fear no retals,
Cause i have the biggest, baddest, and toughest country in the valley!

mrford

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Jan 11th 2012, 5:15:45

Originally posted by SirSepher:

Why is the pondering T-Rex always pondering?

A: because it is short sighted and can't see any prey

thats not a t-rex its a philosoraptor you tardamus!

Swagger of a Chupacabra

[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

ninong

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Jan 11th 2012, 10:24:38

what should i do with my (gay)male betta splendens that knows neither how to breed with a female nor fight with another male?

A: Take him home with you and show him a good time..

Edited By: martian on Jan 11th 2012, 12:16:08
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TNTroXxor

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Jan 11th 2012, 11:21:16

Q : What should Chuck Norris buy to pay homage when Jack Bauer whoop his ass in a duel ?

A: That's a trick question since Jack Bauer has already pre-emptively lost to Chuck Norris

Edited By: martian on Jan 11th 2012, 12:16:54
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Originally posted by JJ23:

i havent been deleted since last set

martian

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Jan 11th 2012, 12:15:23

you are all special in the eyes of fluff
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RUN IT IS A KILLER BUNNY!!!

Jiman

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Jan 11th 2012, 12:19:30

Will Martian be able to get me a diablo 3 beta key?

A: you are a diablo 3 beta key.

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braden

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Jan 11th 2012, 14:40:35

if chuck norris is so amazing, why did cannon group fail in the early 90's with all of his straight to vhs releases?

A: lack of pron

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martian

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Jan 11th 2012, 16:41:53

you are all special in the eyes of fluff
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RUN IT IS A KILLER BUNNY!!!

braden

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Jan 11th 2012, 18:36:54

which one do you enjoy more, missing in action or missing in action 2: the beginning?

A: the original always beats the prequel. Yes I am old enough to remember seeing movies in 1984 although I didn't see this one in 1984. Col. Braddok is EPIC!

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Trife

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Jan 11th 2012, 18:47:28

why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To fluff YOU UP!

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galleri

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Jan 11th 2012, 20:09:30

WHO HAS ZEN HOSTAGE!?

A: Mehul

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Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

Marshal

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Jan 11th 2012, 21:35:18

q: who has Gallery as hostage?

a: ceiling llama

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braden

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Jan 11th 2012, 21:40:05

if not that one, then what movies (if any) do you remember seeing in 1984

(i'll accept late '83 and early '85, because i'm not picky..)

martian

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Jan 11th 2012, 22:25:06

I remember seeing ET (although that was 1982) and ghostbusters (1984), Return of the Jedi (1983) and star trek III search for spock (1984).
I can even remember which theatres I saw them in
Most of those theatres are long gone now..
:P

you are all special in the eyes of fluff
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braden

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Jan 11th 2012, 22:33:44

i suppose you remember when the subway didn't go past eglington, right old timer?

A: I remember a time when we used stones and chisels and were proud of it

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Nuketon

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Jan 11th 2012, 22:40:29

When will people stop trolling on AT?

A: never.

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hellfish

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Jan 11th 2012, 23:11:12

martian when is dr dre's detox album coming out?

A: During the 13th day of the 13th month of smarch

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Deerhunter

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Jan 11th 2012, 23:35:42

How many illegals sneak into the USA every year? Also, how much money is Obama getting from big oil to delay the Canada pipe line which would give us cheap oil?

A: the martians have already infiltrated your society. Obama is our bot. All your cheap oil are belong to us!

Edited By: martian on Jan 12th 2012, 15:13:05
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Ya, tho i walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I shall fear no retals,
Cause i have the biggest, baddest, and toughest country in the valley!

dagga

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Jan 12th 2012, 2:43:18

martian, are you a meglomaniac??

a: I'm not a particular fan of meg lo
As an unrelated aside: I am no more a megalomaniac than you are pulchritudinous

Edited By: martian on Jan 12th 2012, 15:15:21
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signatures are stupid.
Months since LaF netgained: 22

martian

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Jan 12th 2012, 15:15:36

you are all special in the eyes of fluff
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RUN IT IS A KILLER BUNNY!!!

braden

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Jan 12th 2012, 16:19:49

did nuketon think i was trolling you by calling you old timer? it was clearly in reference to the closing of all those movie theatres :P

chances of toronto earth meet at yonge and eglington (where the subway stopped, old timer!) this coming spring?

A: I have no idea. maybe nuketon thinks I was trolling myself?:P

@earth meet: extremely good, although I'm thinking sometime in feb.

Edited By: martian on Jan 12th 2012, 16:41:36
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martian

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Jan 12th 2012, 18:44:36

you are all special in the eyes of fluff
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RUN IT IS A KILLER BUNNY!!!

braden

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Jan 13th 2012, 16:47:55

will toronto get blanketed by a few cms of snow this evening?

A: looks like it already has:P

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