I find it more suspicious that Dibs is still here after all of these years. How can I prove my identity to you Marshal? I thought we were close!
Will the usual blood test and sperm sample do, or perhaps you will let me off the hook by showing you the secret handshake?
You lost your gummi bears Dibs!? Why was I noted informed sooner? We'll need to organize a search party and comb through the boards in a grid format until they are located!