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TheOnion

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Jul 21st 2012, 5:00:44

Today, Don Goku of LAF, and Makinso, of SOL, met on a secret passworded IRC channel to discuss the future of the game.

Sources familiar with the secret 2 person chat, indicate that while they both agreed that current relations between SOL and LAF couldn't be worse, and would require time to fix, that a future alliance could be beneficial to both.

Makinso believes that it would take 4-6 resets, but it is possible to build trust and move the game in a new and healthier direction.

Don Goku also came away from the chat open to the possibility, that an SOL focused on fighting netting alliances other than LAF, could open up the door to multiple triple crown victories, and take away bragging rights from Evo as the only alliance to pull this feat off.

Sources close to Don Goku indicates that if Makinso is willing to agree to specific clauses, that they have place in the proposed pact this has possibilities.

Luckily TheOnion has managed to filch a copy of these clauses from LAF's lawyers, even though the pacts still need 2 more months to finish being written in their entirety.

Section 2, Part C, sub section Alpha Tango states,

In the event that SOL has more members than LAF, and is winning a war, and in the case that numbers are the only thing that are preventing LAF from gaining a triple corns, then SOL would have a few of its dieing members not restart, until its member numbers are low enough to give LAF the Triple Crown.

Section 3, Part X, subsection, Omega Sigma Chi states,
That SOL will account for Evolution in every reset, and that either SOL, or an ally will hit Evo hard enough to prevent Evo from grabbing an ave net title from LAF.

It is unknown what will happen if SOL doesn't agree too the clauses and abide by them but most likely the pact will be Hanlonged, and will result in a surprise FS by LAF due to termination of the agreement.

It is also mutually understood that Laf's main role is to keep SOF from hitting SOL.

Neither Makinso or Son Goku have responded to queries into this secret meeting, and on one from either alliance seems to be aware of such a meeting.

An analysis by TheOnion on the plausibility an ramifications of such a pact is thus:

Assuming all the above conditions are met, SOL wins multiple wars in a row for the first time in years, and LAF wins double netting crowns, and potential triple crowns multiple resets in a row. Therefore, TheOnion concludes that it is most likely this chain of events is already set into motion. The server can expect an end to the server war soon, and while it will look as if allies are abandoning SOL, in reality it is the beginning of the next phase of alliance politics.


Zahc Game profile

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Jul 21st 2012, 5:13:10

Howard to the lakers
llort orp s`fos

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Jul 21st 2012, 5:35:26

LOL
Z is #1

locket Game profile

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Jul 21st 2012, 6:36:54

Not too shabby

Sov Game profile

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Jul 21st 2012, 6:37:50

They also discussed trading dagga to LAF.

Boltar Game profile

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Jul 21st 2012, 7:56:38

Hey we will throw in Ivan in exchange for suni and a preliminary pact

Ivan comes equipped with anger and rage of years pent up frustration.

Sov Game profile

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Jul 21st 2012, 8:13:59

We should see what SOL would trade for Jiman!

Erian Game profile

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Jul 21st 2012, 8:36:41

lol, this a worthy kind of coalition. Truly an unholy alliance ;)

bertz Game profile

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Jul 21st 2012, 12:23:13

Originally posted by Sov:
They also discussed trading dagga to LAF.


Unless Task1 would be in SoL, that trade wont happen.
The new CBA prevents it to happen.

Boltar Game profile

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Jul 21st 2012, 12:54:19

Id sent Ivan and venerous to sol for jiman

TheOnion

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Jul 21st 2012, 23:20:20

Member trades, interesting idea!

Thanks Erian, as rarely as you post, for you to say something is indeed a treat and an encouragement.

archaic Game profile

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Jul 22nd 2012, 1:34:13

Merit, this thread had its.
Cheating Mod Hall of Shame: Dark Morbid, Turtle Crawler, Sov

Syko_Killa Game profile

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Jul 22nd 2012, 1:55:15

blasphemy
Do as I say, not as I do.

CrazyMatt Game profile

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Jul 22nd 2012, 3:24:38

NO boltar if we trade ivan we lose alley -_-.... i vote we trade stroker for two first round picks and a washermachine... it just broke

Boltar Game profile

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Jul 22nd 2012, 7:00:26

sadly matt the only thing we could get for stroker would be deerhunter....

Vic Game profile

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Jul 22nd 2012, 12:01:09

Sol is ranked too high !

trumper Game profile

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Jul 22nd 2012, 13:18:21

I'm telling Congress to stop the Dividend Tax Hike. Yep, that's how I would respond. Or seconding trade Dagga.

Mockdu Game profile

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Jul 22nd 2012, 16:15:56

Breaking news:

According to our source makiniso will claim rights to don son goku soup at his brand new Chinese restaurant and makiniso will allow laf to claim sol as their fluffes for life.

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Jul 23rd 2012, 0:49:30

I want to know what Makinso and Son Goku have to say about this,

LOL
Z is #1

TheOnion

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Jul 23rd 2012, 18:40:53

This is good work people, show it some love!

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Jul 23rd 2012, 18:56:39

tieii

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Jul 23rd 2012, 19:49:16

if anyone is interested, i used a (turtle) crawling program to find these logs on megaupload. PM for details
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