Aug 6th 2012, 3:35:03
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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO CROSS THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]. THE REST OF YOU WOULD DO WELL TO TAKE HEED. HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR THE TIMING OF THE END OF THE RESET, FIREFLY WOULD HAVE MET THE SAME FATE.
I MUST APOLOGIZE FOR FAILING TO PROPERLY INTRODUCE US EARLIER. WE WERE SOMEWHAT BUSY, AND ALSO SOMEWHAT INEBRIATED UNTIL NOW.
A LITTLE HISTORY:
IN THE BEGINNING, MEHUL CREATED EARTH 2025. AND MEHUL LOOKED UPON HIS CREATION, AND SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD. SOON, MANY FLOCKED TO HIS CREATION, AND BEFORE LONG, OF COURSE, THEY WERE FIGHTING AMONGST THEMSELVES. AND SO, MEHUL CREATED THE ALLIANCE SERVER, WEHRE THOSE WHO WISHED TO BAND TOGETHER COULD DO SO.
ORIGINALLY PEOPLE BANDED TOGETHER TO KEEP OTHERS FROM TAKING THEIR STUFF. AND IF ONE GROUP TOOK FROM ANOTHER GROUP, THEN THE FIRST GROUP WOULD SAY "HEY, QUIT TAKING OUR STUFF". THEN THEY WOULD FIGHT, AND ALL WOULD REJOICE. BUT BEFORE LONG, THE GREED AND POWERLUST OF THE PEOPLE CORRUPTED THE SYSTEM, SO THAT THOSE WHO WERE BANDED TOGETHER WOULD ENFORCE POLICIES ON THEIR VICTIMS, WHICH MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE VICTIM GROUPS TO PROTECT THEIR STUFF. AND SO CAME THE AGE OF THE ENDLESS SERVER WARS, AND OF THE VICTIMIZATION OF THE UNCONNECTED.
(SKIP FORWARD A FEW CHAPTERS): ...AND MEHUL BEGAT SWIRVE, AND SWIRVE BEGAT JOLT, AND JOLT BEGAT OMAC (OR MAYBE OMAC BEGAT JOLT. THE TEXT IS UNCLEAR) AND OMAC BEGAT EARTH EMPIRES. OR MAYBE JOLT BEGAT EARTH EMPIRES. OR PERHAPS THEY HAD A THREE WAY. AGAIN, THE TEXT IS UNCLEAR ON THIS. THEN NOTHING IMPORTANT HAPPENED UNTIL NOW.
TODAY, THE MIGHT CLAN [DANGER] OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCES ITS INAUGURAL RESET (LAST RESET DOESN'T COUNT). OUR RETAL POLICY WILL BE AS FOLLOWS:
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER] RESERVES THE RIGHT TO MEET ALL ACTS OF AGGRESSION WITH A RESPONSE OF OUR CHOOSING. WE WILL NOT COMMIT ACTS OF AGGRESSION AGAINST OTHERS, NOR WILL WE ACCEPT THEM BEING PERPETRATED AGAINST OUR MEMBERS. IT BOILS DOWN TO, "ANY OF YOU MOMOS, TOUCH US, TOUCH OUR STUFF, WE EXPLODE YOU!"
HA!
SAM