Hey all, Welcome to the annual reset, Servant's Alliance Rankings Sucks! (also known as SARS)

See KJ I can crack a joke:)

GAME OF THRONE EDITION!

Let's be honest, this game is about power, it's about political control. It takes size, skill, and knowing how and when to use your sword in order to gain the throne.

So, right now, we have 5 alliances with a history of sitting on the throne, in our top 5.

Here they are:)

1. LAF and SOF- They share the Power. One can argue who bends over for whom, or whether or not they take turns, but for now they have a very affective collaboration that works for both. Both are around 80. The top netters and the top fighters. Its a tough ruthless conbination. But we know the history of the game. In the end, there can only be one! However, this alliance has lasted several resets beyond a coalition war, and it has tried and trued enough vet leadership willing to share that we may see the kind of partnership that hasn't really ever happened, between 2 co-no 1 alliances.

3. MD- MD has a long storied history in the game of thrones. Samoan's MD was the first to lead by cooperation, not by sheer domination. That being said.
Pride is doing an excellent job rebuilding MD, from the ashes of Arse's policies. (I am not commenting on whether or not his policies were right or wrong, just commenting on the destruction they led too.)
MD is not near reclaiming their claim to the throne. There's a long ways between no 3 and the no 1's, but MD is clearly climbing.

4. Rival- Their highest ranking yet since returning, their climb has been impressive. They also benefit very well from their political situation. And are poised to continue climbing. The rumored beatdown they are giving this reset wont' help their rankings any, but it'll allow s to see if all 60 are active or not:) at least for a few days.

5. SOL- The diposed King. Maki is gone. SOL is rebuilding, but still top 5. SOL will rebuild, and I predict one day will sit on the throne again Its SOL's history, Sit on the throne, under a leader, drop off, rebuild and sit on it again.

Here ends the game of thrones, everyone else is just fodder. (at least for now.)
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6. Evo- Top smaller netting alliance in the game, wins ave net most sets when netting.
Recovering nicely from KJ's influence. Before growing too much they need to mend some broken relationships.

7. Monsters- The truly apolitical allaince in the game with 14 yrs of not ever being involved in a game of thrones oriented war. Nor ever wanting to be a part of it. The only alliance in the game that can say that. Good netters, underrated fighters. But not yet elite in either. A slight drop off in numbers, or Monsters would have been no 6.

8. LCN- Losing Eevil hurt, but still a top 10 allaince. LCN is the best alliance in the history of the game never too sit on the throne.

9. Omega- Solid numbers following up last set. Top notch netters and fighters.

10. PDM- Sheer size, PDM has a few good players, and is doing a good job rebuilding. Now I want to see top to bottom quality in fighting and netting, I know the potential is there. In toda'ys game its easier tyo transofrm 50 players into high quality players, than it is to jump from 25-50+ players. PDM is poised to make the biggest move, but are they dedicated enough? Or are they happy with past results? I expect PDM to leapfrog into top 7 next set.

11. Tie- Tie could easily be on edge of top 5. But you don't mess with one of the kings unless you have some major backing. And yes, it could be aruged the Kings are messing with you, however the Kings make the rules. Its earth, its how it works. Tie should also be higher than this. Step it up guys:) You can do it.

12.RD- Same Song As previous sets:)

13. ICN- On an upswing. New leadership, new energy. I forsee some growth, development and good things happening.

14. Sanctuary- Good netters, excellent fighers, should probably be above ICN, but I don't sense near the energy

15.Imaginary Numbers- Kinda of like a small SellSword company like the Second Swords. Never know what side they aer going to fall on, but they serve their purpose when on your side. Especially in a server war where they are lost in the shuffle, that's when they are at their best.

16. Nefoed- won a war last set. Has a few excellent Players

17. N/A- Come back guys:)

18. DeathKnights- Lots of work to do, its hard starting an allaince.

19. Danger- Best Posters on AT right now:)

20. Hero- Go a reset without deletions and some allainces will consider pacting you. Meanwhile, you're going to be farmed, and earn those stripes. Don't take the easy way out as it'll only hurt you longterm.

I love that TV show.

And I know Samoan.

But the Vols suck.

That is all.

DANGER ARE DEFINITELY THE BEST POSTERS ON AT RIGHT NOW

Someone plans to fight Rival? By beatdown do you mean gangbang? I hope not or my netting set might be ending too soon -_- Give me info!

Down with SoF!

I do enjoy reading them and they are your opinion, but I see some flaws with how I would have done them: however, for the most part it was a decent read and decent rankings.

LCN is 11th. Please correct this inaccurate mess.

Oh come on....everyone knows what they are planning.....

I'm sure someone experienced enough as you can easily see just by the distribution and types of governments they are, that they are not in netting mode.

The LAF/SoF partnership will be ending real soon if they don't hand TOB over!

I havn't looked at any clans country compositions :P All I glance at during a netting set is the top ten land or top ten grabbers... I also have not talked the on topic of EE politics yet this set..

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THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! IS INFURIATED BY THESE RANKINGS!! THEY ARE EVEN WORSE THAN LAST RESET'S RANKINGS!

NOT ONLY HAVE YOU ONCE AGAIN FAILED TO CALL US BY OUR PROPER FULL NAME, YOU HAVE ALSO FAILED TO USE THE LETTERS OF POWER! WE ARE NOT "Danger". IT WAS PAINFUL FOR ME TO EVEN TYPE THAT! WE ARE THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! BEING REFERRED TO BY ANY OTHER NAME IS AN AFFRONT TO OUR DIGNITY AND INCREDIBLY GOOD LOOKS!

FURTHERMORE, AS YOU WELL KNOW (!!) OUR ONLY GOAL WAS TO BE RANKED ABOVE RAGE! RAGE IS NOT EVEN ON THESE RANKINGS, SO HOW CAN WE SEE THAT WE HAVE FINALLY BESTED OUR ANCIENT NEMESISSIES?

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

HA!

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THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! <----SEE? THAT'S HOW IT IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK!

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You now basically have something very close to Servants Rankings,

You can't even decide on Rank 1, you're way too kissy kissy ass time bra. Just be honest, you have LaF who are the best netters and the best warrers and you have SoF who are distinctly average at netting and not much better at warring, add onto the fact that SoF are LaF's fluffes and you have a clear rank 1 and 2.

Then you throw Rival into the top 4 despite the fact that their netgaining is well below average and they are pretty piss poor at warring too.

Just do everyone a favour and just post a link to alliance rankings sorted by members then at least no one needs to read the uninformative fluffe that you write in between.

http://alliance.www.earthempires.com/...round=18&ranktype=tot

There you go, theres your rankings for you this set :)

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RIVAL loses to either SOL or MD in a war (maybe we'll see this this set). RIVAL's member quality is only slightly better than PDM's, yet you have them 6 ranks from each other.

KJ fails

Rival may surprise some people. I guess it is wait and see though

Are LaF members not allowed to admit that LaF are vastly superior to SoF?

Its like our very own 50 Shades of Grey story (not that I've read it) happening in Earth. The battle between the Master and the Submissive. But its okay to admit you're the dominant partner in the relationship, its fine to say SoF are your fluffes.

if i make a rankings with [DANGER] as #1 will [DANGER] join laf as a division???!?!??! :) :) :) :)

Only if DANGER gets to spit on SoF's back as the buttplug is inserted.

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pp: no surprises. PDM is constantly getting beaten down. Servant: I would say that given that PDM STILL managed to put a person in the top 15, despite a blindside from LCN for bs reasons, that we should be rated higher than 10th. it's one hell of an effort with only 2 original countries in play after the 'war'. LCN should be rated down for their general douchebaggery last set.

For an alliance that hit us first, I didnt see Sanct doing that well in our war two sets ago, when did they fight before that out of curiosity?

you aiding/buyouting a country to the top 15 (failing to make it top 10 is actually a bit sad) doesn't make you a better alliance than Omega or Monsters, but the fact that you're much bigger than them does. They don't have Evo's elite netting ability to make up for their lack of members.

PDM -> Sanct
LCN -> PDM
Rage -> LCN

LCNs power was too much for PDM/Rage that set.

RD is too high...

Incomplete!!1 Name what house each alliance is!

i must know who the freys are!

RD

Sounds about right.

You haven't pointed out WHY you ranked MONSTERS 7th. All you say is Monsters have never wanted to be the powerhouse alliance of the server. Here's what you said last set about Monsters too:



So last set you ranked Monsters 7th because you are good netters and had a boost in membership. This set you're good netters and lost members. I don't see why you didn't drop your alliance's rank to at least 8th and bump TIE to 7th ahead of you. TIE completely fluffed RIVAL up in their war. They showed how terrible RIVAL was.
On TIE's ranking: Seriously? 11th? All you say is TIE is getting bullied by #1 and 2. What are you truely ranking them on? Are you predicting that they will eventually lose a war they haven't fought yet? TIE is definitely top 10 material, even better than Monsters.

My heart is made sad by this thread. it should be more about Game of Thrones.

Who are the lannisters? The starks? Why! WTF this has nothing to do with Game of Thrones! other than mentioning a throne!

SO THAT DANGER CAN READ THIS, THESE RANKINGS NEED MORE COWBELLS.

thanks yet again for good ranking Servant

I would love to see this list. Which alliances equate to which houses?

You really couldn’t find anything better to write then that?

im sure if PG wanted to bring the power and pain.. all she had to do was send me some pics and im sure i could have came up with 10-15 people myself

Laf = Lannisters ;)

Is game of thrones an actual show or is it just medieval porn?

I disagree with all of it. Details to follow...

LOL@ Helmet

There are reasons I have SOF/LAF as co-1. I don't detail all my reasons on here for very good reasons. I havae Helmet in my all time top 3 allaince leaders, and he's still around (with Sov doing a lot of the work:), and Goku as my top leader to emerge in EE era. I honestly believe that Goku today could have gone toe to toe with the greats of previous era's. But we'll never know.

I have Rival ranked above MD/SOL b/c I think Rival has stronger allies. Again, I dn't totally rank based on size, or netting skill, or war skill alone, I take into account the server politics as best as I udnerstand them. I also look at previous showings, projected growth IE does an alliance have energy going forth? etc. Right now Rival has an incredible amount of energy.

Correct, I did not do Danger proper justice in this ranking:) I will attempt to rectify the situation, next reset:)

Why is Monsters still 7th>

LCN dropped from top 5 to below 30 members.
Omega dropped in numbers
TIE? is improving, but does not yet have the quality in depth, taht LCN Omega and Monsters have, though TIE happens to be one of my favorites to move up next reset. Along with PDM.


KJ is right, There is correlation between size and alliance rankings. But, size isn't everything:) that is why its not an exact match.

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oh god I broke it..

SoF would of been the Targaryens and Ivan was the mad king lol

Wow, Servant you're such a fluffing ass kisser its unreal. The only thing SoF should be ranked #1 in is TEQ.

I dislike LaF a helluva lot more than I dislike SoF but face the facts. The gap between LaF and SoF when it comes to netting is like the gap between Kim Kardashians legs, its absolutely gaping. All round they are better netters, LaF have like 15+ people that can get top 10 when they bother to try, SoF have 1 person capable of top 10 when they do a buyout for him. The gap isnt as big in terms of warring but still having fought both recently you have a lot more chance against SoF than you do LaF.

Stop kissing ass Servant, theres a clear rank 1 and 2.

Locket just fluffed up the thread.

And why is Rival on top 5?

wait, PG gave out pics?

where do i sign up for rival?

hurr durr

jelly bean to whoever sharpens a caps lock key and stabs that fluffing whole danger clan

Sof as Targaryens and Ivan as Mad King makes sense :P Laf as Lannisters makes sense...

It has only been mentioned by Rival several times on AT. Where you have been?