How does one become a Cucumber?

You're born one.

http://www.jstor.org/...=4&sid=21105395992781

ask #62

Funny you posted this LOL I just ran an op on him out of curiosity before coming here, looks like a genuine nOOb judging by his "build" :-/

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Land of the Blind (#62) attempted to perform bioterrorism on your country! You killed 0 enemy spies.

13.9 hours ago
Land of the Blind (#62) attempted to perform bioterrorism on your country! You killed 0 enemy spies.

13.9 hours ago
Enemy operatives poisoned our water supplies! Only our scientists can save us now!

13.9 hours ago
Land of the Blind (#62) attempted to perform bioterrorism on your country! You killed 0 enemy spies.

13.9 hours ago
Enemy operatives destroyed 3 buildings!

13.9 hours ago
Land of the Blind (#62) attempted to bomb your structures! You killed 0 enemy spies.

13.9 hours ago
Land of the Blind (#62) attempted to bomb your structures! You killed 0 enemy spies.

13.9 hours ago
Enemy operatives destroyed 3 buildings!

13.9 hours ago
Land of the Blind (#62) attempted to bomb your structures! You killed 0 enemy spies.

13.9 hours ago
Land of the Blind (#62) attempted to bomb your structures! You killed 0 enemy spies.

13.9 hours ago
Enemy operatives destroyed 3 buildings!

13.9 hours ago
Enemy operatives destroyed 3 buildings!

13.9 hours ago
Enemy operatives destroyed 3 buildings!

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Enemy operatives destroyed 3 buildings!

14 hours ago
Land of the Blind (#62) attempted to bomb your banks! You killed 0 enemy spies.

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Land of the Blind (#62) attempted to bomb your banks! You killed 0 enemy spies.

14 hours ago
Enemy operatives stole $36,866 and destroyed $0 worth of cash!

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Land of the Blind (#62) attempted to bomb your banks! You killed 0 enemy spies.

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Land of the Blind (#62) attempted to bomb your banks! You killed 0 enemy spies.

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Enemy operatives stole $37,014 and destroyed $0 worth of cash!

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Land of the Blind (#62) attempted to bomb your banks! You killed 0 enemy spies.

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Enemy operatives stole $37,163 and destroyed $0 worth of cash!

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Land of the Blind (#62) attempted to bomb your banks! You killed 0 enemy spies.

14 hours ago
Land of the Blind (#62) attempted to bomb your banks! You killed 0 enemy spies.

14 hours ago
Land of the Blind (#62) attempted to perform bioterrorism on your country! You killed 0 enemy spies.

14 hours ago
Enemy operatives poisoned our water supplies! Only our scientists can save us now!

14 hours ago
Land of the Blind (#62) attempted to perform bioterrorism on your country! You killed 0 enemy spies.

14 hours ago
Land of the Blind (#62) attempted to perform bioterrorism on your country! You killed 0 enemy spies.

14 hours ago
Land of the Blind (#62) attempted to perform bioterrorism on your country! You killed 0 enemy spies.

14 hours ago
Land of the Blind (#62) attempted to perform bioterrorism on your country! You killed 0 enemy spies.

14 hours ago
Enemy operatives poisoned our water supplies! Only our scientists can save us now!

14 hours ago
Enemy operatives attempted to sabotage missiles, but none were found!

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Land of the Blind (#62) attempted to sabotage missiles in your country! You killed 0 enemy spies.

14 hours ago
Enemy operatives attempted to sabotage missiles, but none were found!

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Enemy operatives attempted to sabotage missiles, but none were found!

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Enemy operatives attempted to sabotage missiles, but none were found!

14 hours ago
Enemy operatives stole 431 bushels of food and lit 0 on fire as they fled!

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Land of the Blind (#62) attempted to raid your food stores! You killed 0 enemy spies.

14 hours ago
Enemy operatives stole 441 bushels of food and lit 0 on fire as they fled!

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Land of the Blind (#62) attempted to raid your food stores! You killed 0 enemy spies.

14 hours ago
Enemy operatives stole 451 bushels of food and lit 0 on fire as they fled!

14 hours ago
Land of the Blind (#62) attempted to raid your food stores! You killed 0 enemy spies.

14 hours ago
Enemy operatives stole 461 bushels of food and lit 0 on fire as they fled!

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Enemy operatives stole 472 bushels of food and lit 0 on fire as they fled!

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Enemy operatives stole 483 bushels of food and lit 0 on fire as they fled!

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Enemy operatives stole 494 bushels of food and lit 0 on fire as they fled!

14 hours ago
Enemy operatives stole $37,312 and destroyed $0 worth of cash!

14 hours ago
Land of the Blind (#62) attempted to bomb your banks! You killed 0 enemy spies.

14 hours ago
Enemy operatives stole $37,462 and destroyed $0 worth of cash!

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Enemy operatives stole $37,612 and destroyed $0 worth of cash!

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Enemy operatives stole $37,764 and destroyed $0 worth of cash!

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Enemy operatives stole $37,915 and destroyed $0 worth of cash!

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Enemy operatives stole $38,067 and destroyed $0 worth of cash!

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Land of the Blind (#62) attempted to bomb your banks! You killed 0 enemy spies.

14 hours ago
Enemy operatives stole $38,220 and destroyed $0 worth of cash!

14 hours ago
Enemy operatives stole $38,374 and destroyed $0 worth of cash!

14 hours ago
Enemy operatives stole $38,528 and destroyed $0 worth of cash!

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Spies infiltrated your research labs and stole 2 points of technology!

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Spies infiltrated your research labs and stole 2 points of technology!

14 hours ago
Enemy operatives caused 156 civilians to flee our lands!

14 hours ago
Enemy operatives killed 0 of your spies!

14 hours ago
You lost 0 jets when a local airbase blew up!

Ya that sux, #13 is good example of a cucumber LOL

He didn't really do much damage.. I'm not even going to waste a turn retaling.

If he actually knew what he was doing I'd be much more concerned

I don't understand "You killed 0 enemy spies." Weird.

Although perhaps you had better not explain as it will probably disclose something about his country (and your own).

Ya he's clearly newbie.