Jun 21st 2019, 22:40:36
7) Hellrush
Name: Sounds like a name invented the day the Marvel writers were stoned or the DC writers decided to finish early and take a 3 day weekend.
Pros: Burst onto the scene! He was “coming for (us)”. You should have seen the SoF website, half of us wanted to surrender while the other half wanted to rejoin Elders for the only tag protection that could save us.
Con: Started talking about his health problems and made us feel bad for him. Potentially the worst super villain ever.
6) TaSk1
Name: Always reminds me to check my to do list (and for some reason of thing1 and thing2 from the Cat in the Hat).
Pros: Makes posts which cause a reaction, stirs up stuff. He’s like a non religious fundamentalist / not pretending to be a moron Karnage XZ ON OUR SIDE!
Cons: If you take away the religious fundamentalist and pretending to be dumb you take away 90% of Karnages character. Also the capital S distracts me.
5) DerrickICN
Name: Uses own name, a big plus for me, but why add ICN when that’s not his alliance?
Pros: Was never brainwashed by the education system into learning to write short, coherent or logical paragraphs. Controls the (according to him) most bad ass alliance in the game.
Cons: No one knows what he is banging on about because he cant write short, coherent or logical paragraphs. Also doesn’t seem to have a website for his alliance.
4) Karnage XZ
Name: Does he know he spelled carnage wrong? Wasn’t that a Spiderman villain? What’s the deal with the XZ?
Pros: Everyone else thinks he is stupid, I did too at first but he overplayed his hand, dude is actually faking it. Not understanding someone telling him he is the incarnation of the Dunning Kruger effect? Not knowing what a pun is? No one is that dumb.
Cons: Even though he is actually intelligent playing dumb, what is going to be the big revel? “I’m actually not as dense as I pretended to be.... I knew I misspelled Carnage!” Oh wow you got us buddy....
3) Neal
Name: Learn to spell
Pros: So close to greatness with his name
Cons: A will never be I and close only counts with hand grenades.
2) Bayrock
Name: I actually like this name.
Pros: We all know Monsters are the bad boys of this game, they deserved what they got and it will take them a long time to recover from the spanking they took.
Cons: If Bayrocks devastating, well planned and executed, suicide causes monsters to quit who will take over as the bad guys? Omega I’m looking at you.
1) Xyle/Sov
Name: I don’t know why he has two names. Fight club split personality? Founded RD in the 1980s before the game started? Karnage thinks it’s a Mexican thing (and trust me that guy is smarter than all of us).
Pros: Mind controls nearly 50 players who are his puppets and can’t think for themselves / leave the alliance or- ALL HAIL SOV, THE BEST LEADER THERE IS!
Cons: THERE ARE NO CONS, SOV IS PERFECT, THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE HERE!