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May 1st 2026, 3:36:42

Originally posted by grelk:
4/28 UPDATE

1) Sir "Ballin'" (Paradlgm) - 359.2k acres
2) Havoc - (Omega) - 317.9k acres
3) LightBringer (EVOdigm) - 252.9k acres
4) tulosba (Omega) - 245.7k acres
5) cyref (MONSTERS) - 236k acres
6) Theosqua (Omega) - 225k acres
7) Beefhawk (Omega) - 223.4k acres
8) Goten (Omega) - 217.7k acres
9) Zygotic (Omega) - 210.7k acres
10) SkyLo (Omega) - 200.3k acres

SUSPENDED DUE TO THE REFEREE'S PERSONAL VENDETTA:
Vic Rattlehead (M4D) - 213.8k acres


This is an outrage. The people in charge need to be sacked. Those who put them there should further be sacked.

Originally posted by Sir Balin:
DEATH TO HUMANITARIANS


An evil theocracy then. Moloch? Baal?

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Apr 28th 2026, 12:55:17

Originally posted by Genuwyn:
So i had the itch to play this game again after so many years ago.

To be honest i was a bit bored in express not having any goals, then it happened, someone tap me more than a few times. So i went ahead and BR them to death, now i must chase this high again.

Heres hoping ya'll


Welcome back. You'll find a lot more chatter in the Express channel on this Discord than in this forum, we would be happy to welcome you to it.

There's a lot of channels, look for the "other servers" tab to find the express one.

https://discord.gg/5XmFT75jf

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Apr 27th 2026, 20:28:59

Originally posted by grelk:
Sorry if I missed you the other day, Vic! It might have been that someone was ahead for at the moment I was doing the post or it could be that I just plum screwed up.


A personal vendetta with the aim of embarrassing me personally, huh? I see how it is.

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Apr 26th 2026, 3:28:02

Tournament I want to love, but it has a hard time holding my attention these days. I think bots just playing in the same market but not available as targets will have a lot of unforeseen interplays and exploits, but just making it possible to actually sell all of your tech or on the flipside have enough tech to buy will be huge.

I see what you're saying, but there's frequently lots of action in game A as is now. Llaar, rockets, nitell, lots of people have warred in A plenty.

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Apr 25th 2026, 22:57:08

Oh, Commie's dominance threatened in Classic

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Apr 25th 2026, 15:04:20

Are you just leaving me off for funsies now?

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Apr 24th 2026, 3:15:44

Oil was too expensive. I have many turns in hand.

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Apr 22nd 2026, 14:25:22

Not that it actually matters, but my name is 2 words not 3.

Vic Rattlehead.

It's the name of this guy:

https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Vic_Rattlehead

Scroll to the bottom for good art.

I do enjoy spreading the gospel of Megadeth though.

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Apr 22nd 2026, 14:05:48

Originally posted by Xyle SoF:
I don't have time to wall these days. Plus, I can't afford to sacrifice sleep.

https://earthempires.com/...ervers-52550?t=1720064216


War free 2 of the last 3 sets, no need to wall.

Many would welcome you changing that. Just sayin.

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Apr 19th 2026, 21:24:35

Also, Sir Balin wins too much. Country #17 declares on Sir Balin.

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Apr 19th 2026, 21:24:00

#17 is me. It's absolutely shameful you people let me claw my way on to this list after my major gaffe in planning early set me way behind.

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Apr 11th 2026, 21:10:17

Originally posted by archaic:
Remember when you had to put your clan tag in your country name?


Indeed, I only played solo servers for a while, I joined alliance right around when this was changing. I think I played only a set or two without separated tags. I was in a tiny tag until the Tiger bot incident, then I joined SOF.

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Apr 11th 2026, 13:52:03

Originally posted by momo:
Originally posted by VicRattlehead:
Originally posted by momo:
Originally posted by VicRattlehead:
First matchup is set - Dallas/Minnesota. That one's been basically set for months now but it's finally official.


The Pens punched their ticket to the playoffs by beating the Devils. Pens have first year head coach Dan Muse, who used to be a Ranger assistant, and a Jack Adams candidate this year.


Yeah, and Sully had the Pens in last and now has the Rangers in last, ugh.

Pens having a last shot with Sid and Malkin is a good story at least.


I think Sully lost the room in Pittsburgh, I know he lost EK65. Sid would always back Sully up, but you have to wonder if it was just lip service. Dubas made some good signings and has a cache of draft picks for the future. It would be a good story if Sid and Malkin rode off into the sunset with one last Cup.
Part of the problem with the Rangers is Drury traded a lot of good players away. Just two years ago they had won the Presidents Trophy, now they’re just a shadow of what they used to be.


Yeah EK had some wild stuff to say about Sully for sure, but I tend not to give credence to players in the all-time bottom 100 for +/- when it comes to coaching decisions. His career on-ice results speak for themselves, and not in a good way.

And naturally, as a Rangers fan, I'd prefer Sid and Geno *not* get a 4th Cup lol

As far as NYR, they're a lot closer to turning it around than their record would indicate. They've found a good first line, they have a strong top pairing on D, the goaltending situation seems settled. The 3rd and 4th lines should be good next year too. So bolstering the 2nd line and the 2nd/3rd pair on D will go a long way.

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Apr 11th 2026, 1:32:50

Originally posted by momo:
Originally posted by VicRattlehead:
First matchup is set - Dallas/Minnesota. That one's been basically set for months now but it's finally official.


The Pens punched their ticket to the playoffs by beating the Devils. Pens have first year head coach Dan Muse, who used to be a Ranger assistant, and a Jack Adams candidate this year.


Yeah, and Sully had the Pens in last and now has the Rangers in last, ugh.

Pens having a last shot with Sid and Malkin is a good story at least.

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Apr 9th 2026, 12:56:17

First matchup is set - Dallas/Minnesota. That one's been basically set for months now but it's finally official.

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Apr 9th 2026, 12:55:43

Here in Illinois they have weed stores all over the place. I wonder if I can talk them into carrying some crack?

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Apr 9th 2026, 12:55:12

Originally posted by Cocoyy:
hey.. i can't believe this game still exist :)


Since Empy wasn't polite enough to send you in the right direction...

On alliance, M4D has the best Discord tools for both netting and war. We're the last "war" alliance, I guess, but all seems quiet on the front at this time. We have lots of active channels. :)

https://discord.gg/P7YPFU6YY

The other clan server, cooperation, is very different. There are no PvP military actions allowed, everyone landgrabs bots and competes strictly for high score. NA there is a fun, big tent with lots of activity.

https://discord.gg/GnPjNdyvn

We'd love to see you in either place, even if it's just to stop by and get directions to finding other people you know.

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Apr 7th 2026, 11:40:25

Yah, Garry and Sui are right. WTH were you thinking?

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Apr 7th 2026, 0:48:21

And the rest of the t10

1 Asparagus (#77) Game profile 43,729 $66,083,507 CG
2 The Forgotten (#87) Game profile 47,280 $63,385,768 HG
3 Manitoulin Snowdusters (#72) Game profile 41,978 $50,082,614 HG
4 Momma June (#80) Game profile 22,723 $38,413,415 TG
5 Bot Farmer With Brass Balls (#82) Game profile 43,048 $37,288,081 FG
6 Burden In My Hand (#79) Game profile 25,089 $30,100,099 DG
7 Link (#81) Game profile 50,145 $29,331,891 HG
8 radiation dumping ground (#85) Game profile 27,967 $28,714,208 HG
9 Smack Daddy (#88) Game profile 30,375 $23,438,523 HG
10 Encore Beach Club (#67) Game profile 20,321 $23,248,333 DG

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Apr 5th 2026, 0:05:20

And the rest of the t10, good show!

And now I realize I didn't make a thread for saplingg last set 😭

We were too busy cheering for him in NA's Discord haha

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Apr 4th 2026, 23:46:47

Thank you for continuing to improve the game.

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Apr 3rd 2026, 12:55:26

Originally posted by momo:
Originally posted by VicRattlehead:
I'll be rooting for the Ducks and their young corps with my guy Kreider (one of only 2 sweaters I have, the other being Nash), unless the Sharks make it. I'm all in on Macklin Celebrini, that kid is ridiculous.


I'm with you on the Celebrini kid. I watched him against the Ducks, 2 goals and an assist, and he's got over a 100 points as a teenager. Only 6 players have scored over 100 points as a teenager, The Great One, Mario, Sid, Jimmy Carson, Dale Hawerchuk and Celebrini. That's hockey royalty.
Not only that, but he's already better defensively than Gretz or Mario ever were, and certainly better than Sid was at that age. Mark it, he's going to be the first to sweep the Art Ross/Hart/Lindsay/Selke one year.

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Apr 2nd 2026, 15:03:24

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Mar 30th 2026, 12:29:37

How did Torts get another job lol Vegas knocking off Avs inbound

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Mar 29th 2026, 14:20:04

I'll be rooting for the Ducks and their young corps with my guy Kreider (one of only 2 sweaters I have, the other being Nash), unless the Sharks make it. I'm all in on Macklin Celebrini, that kid is ridiculous.

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Mar 23rd 2026, 21:22:06

I use Brave for that reason. Best adblockers baked in.

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Mar 23rd 2026, 21:21:20

We are not expecting a war in M4D

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Mar 23rd 2026, 0:29:42

That or 58008, we'll find out together

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Mar 20th 2026, 1:26:35

New ownership would be the obvious #1 thing that would improve things. No more JD and the straight shot (google that phrase if you don't know).

Panarin may have been part of what was holding back the youth, with his horizontal slow play style. The top line of Zibanejad, Lafreniere, and Gabe Perreault has been cooking. The powerplay was too, when JT Miller was out. Miller came back, replaced Perrault on the PP - instantly the unit collapsed again.

Miller's been apparently hurt all year, I wish he would just sit out already.

Anyway, there's a path to being decent again pretty soon and it's 1) Keep getting more solid play from Mika/Laf/GP 2) Miller gets healthy and returns to form 3) Chmelar and Kartye aren't mirages right now and are actually decent middle 6ers. Robertson same for the defense. 4) Good trade value for one or more of the following in the offseason: Braden Schneider, Vincent Trochek, Will Cuylle. "Change of scenery/Hockey tade" type trades would be best for the fastest possible return to the playoffs, trades for futures better for a rebuild. 5) Hit on a solid young center in the draft. Not necessarily a superstar, but a guy you can pencil in for 10 years as 1C/2C. Like a Scheifele type, he was #7 in his draft, that would be ideal. Get some good AHL depth with the plethora of 2-4th round picks.

There's also the option of "Eff it, Igor's playing 75 games and putting up a .925" but I don't think that's actually going to happen.

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Mar 18th 2026, 2:08:35

Huzzahs all around! Gratz Theo!

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Mar 17th 2026, 1:36:48

Originally posted by SuperFly:
Listen Vic, just go be a good teammate for me and spy some bots for me to LG in coop ok?

In the words of our dear leader Slagpit, I am a legendary player ok and I have the best resume out of your entire crew in alliance. You can clearly see my profile so quit fabricating lies ala Empy style bro. It’s beneath you to make stuff up….


Llaar and TC both have wins in 1a in M4D bud.

I didn't say *I* had a better resume.

Also slip and TCO are spy guys this round, they'd love to get you ops.

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Mar 17th 2026, 1:33:02

Originally posted by SuperFly:
Originally posted by VicRattlehead:
I'm teching, got full tech allies, good luck to all...


but not that good.


We Gonna be intel partners at least or what?


I'm in

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Mar 16th 2026, 15:50:22

I'm teching, got full tech allies, good luck to all...


but not that good.

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Mar 16th 2026, 15:49:44

Oh, that's right, you have one Express win when you were cheated for by another player, and 0 1a wins. I see a grip of people on that list that have better resumes than you. Sometimes we just have other goals, like team play.

I ended with literally billions in stock unspent, because rank doesn't matter in war sets. I spent my resources helping our allies make up the damage you caused by being a petulant brat.

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Mar 16th 2026, 15:46:22

Originally posted by SuperFly:
Haha I figured that crap country was yours!

Man wtf happened to M4Ds great netting power? Not a single country in top 30!


Rank Country Land Networth Spec
31 llaar (#23) Game profile 159,749 $167,899,725 T
33 kammerjaeger (#129) Game profile 45,874 $162,119,607 H
37 Q (#192) Game profile 99,443 $127,434,003 F
38 Valkyrie (#133) Game profile 63,258 $104,722,847 T
40 TheSwamp (#335) Game profile 61,230 $92,246,921 T
41 monster truck (#2) Game profile 38,701 $88,952,151 T
42 Blazing Black Cat (#158) Game profile 32,400 $86,390,496 H
43 American M4De (#21) Game profile 74,574 $83,810,242 T
51 brh1219 (#83) Game profile 43,880 $44,932,992 M
52 Vegan Island (#69) Game profile 45,031 $43,989,791 T

54 YoYoYoYo (#10) Game profile 25,804 $35,396,296 I
60 Lord Hex (#225) Game profile 13,946 $25,783,265 I
81 KeepYourPantsOn (#330) Game profile 18,164 $17,312,416 T
103 Forsaken (#339) Game profile 15,168 $14,583,521 C

Mob and I had stock to beat your entire tag on total NW.

Of course you might make up the excuse that you were warring and not netting but that’s so weak. It was a 14 vs 5 and only 2 restarted. You should all been above $200m NW lol




How many express wins you got big boss man?

How many 1a wins?

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Mar 14th 2026, 0:05:04

Another convincing victory. Gratz t10, let's run it back.

1 Albert Park (#27) Game profile 62,843 $120,750,903 CG
2 Jack Reacher (#12) Game profile 47,123 $110,134,612 RG
3 Charles Montgomery Burns (#38) Game profile 43,568 $102,540,609 RG
4 Arathodoxia (#6) Game profile 54,690 $89,365,796 CG
5 Flavourtown (#16) Game profile 39,313 $88,226,226 RG
6 DeLpHiNuS (#1) Game profile 32,896 $73,107,894 RG
7 kammerjaeger (#24) Game profile 23,824 $69,003,668 HG
8 I R WoG SuperFly (#20) Game profile 41,272 $59,654,684 DG
9 Cosmos (#43) Game profile 11,887 $54,329,029 HG
10 Deviant (#18) Game profile 22,301 $44,711,857 TG

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Mar 13th 2026, 0:34:36

Nice win! Congrats to the rest of the t10 as well. Shoutout to Commander for having a name that made me laugh.

1 The Forgotten (#66) Game profile 43,168 $54,417,048 HG
2 St Michael The Archangel (#63) Game profile 30,218 $53,348,342 HG
3 apply to affected area only (#62) Game profile 40,516 $52,400,827 HG
4 Lemongrass (#64) Game profile 40,161 $49,543,885 RG
5 Excalibur (#76) Game profile 25,081 $41,727,579 HG
6 The Stig (#77) Game profile 35,892 $39,352,376 HG
7 WW3 Stock Market Gainz (#71) Game profile 55,555 $38,810,803 FG
8 p h i l t r e (#85) Game profile 73,798 $35,539,539 DG
9 NachoAveragePlayer (#78) Game profile 19,472 $32,054,313 MG
10 limited retal (#84) Game profile 17,108 $27,922,552 HG

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Mar 12th 2026, 1:37:02

Insults based on dwindling player counts are so 2015, only the hardcore are left now

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Mar 11th 2026, 20:02:54

See, you tried to evade, but there's plenty of grist for the arguments mill there.

M4D has 2 netting sets ever in alliance, and also two different winners, so we win again.

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Mar 11th 2026, 15:19:44

Originally posted by SuperFly:
Originally posted by Kat:


You very clearly do not know who I am. Lol. I did just spend the last couple of years fighting for my life irl, so that explains the absence and spontaneous playing style.



Not a clue who you were many moons ago. I can only go by the little box next to your name that takes me to your profile. That profile is what I base my assumptions on of all players who mention accolades and greatness

I am not bashing you or anything. Just letting you know that if you have a newer profile with no game history besides a handful of rounds I cannot decipher your level of l337-ness


You should do a tier list of the l337ness of every poster, just so people will argue about it.

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Mar 10th 2026, 13:07:38

Who's still talking smack in ingame messages? Nobody I fought. I need a better class of adversary 😂

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Mar 10th 2026, 1:04:19

NA is still pretty OG. Need Bug and Ford.

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Mar 9th 2026, 19:35:39

SF probably thinks I was just glazing him when I said we had people genuinely excited to war him, because he is actually kind of a legend. It as legit though, I wasn't glazing. Imagine multiplying that by the excitement of the return of Xyle and some cadre.

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Mar 9th 2026, 19:24:44

Yes, do that

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Mar 8th 2026, 14:44:12

56m is indeed a high t5 cutoff, nice round yall! Gratz!

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Mar 7th 2026, 21:31:24

Good luck to everyone coming down the stretch!

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Mar 6th 2026, 15:01:35

But then M4D's advantage of having the best Discord bot is lessened, dislike.

OK, that was a joke, it's a great idea. The tech calculator is the tool I use probably the most often.

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Mar 6th 2026, 15:00:10

Let this be a lesson to ankle biters - I will chase you down the freaking ranks, selling on the private market, to keep making your set more miserable. Humanitarians will not keep you safe from me.

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Mar 5th 2026, 16:05:58

Just to piggyback a little bit - when I first came back, Cat gave me the checklist for a theo conversion destock for a fascist farmer in Express. I still have the image saved and read those steps before every destock. I've won express as a fasc farmer... 3 times? 4 times? 5 times? I dunno, several times, since then. His advice is good.

ETA - I checked, 3 wins as fasc farm since then.

Edited By: VicRattlehead on Mar 5th 2026, 16:08:11
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