Serious advice: This is the alliance server. It's meant for team play. There's even a little disclaimer about that somewhere when you're making a country. If you're new you probably did something you shouldn't have done, which would be why people are killing you (I assume that's why you're mad), or if they aren't killing you they're probably farming you for being untagged (farming = taking all your land since your country is too crappy to do anything about it). If you actually want to try playing instead of getting mad at everyone and calling the game crap, join an alliance or read the wiki and mess around on a different server.



I resent this because it assumes that Stones have been anything other than retarded at some point in the past

look man i didn't need $$$$. I needed kills.

RIP STONES, 3:1 for imag but we're outnumbered 2:1. How pathetic do you get? LOL

-iMaginary Numbers aWAR, iZenebas, basically the best player on the server, eat fluff stones

RIP kitkat

[Just imagine that my post is the word "IRONY" repeated 999 times]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnec6SmjHP0

"CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING
DON'T GIVE A fluff IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING"

At least make this interesting come on wtf is this KILL ME I AM BORED

guys when does the FS start??????????????????

we have been waiting for days wtf. at least kill something already, you outnumber us 2:1. did you just decide to start saving turns right after making this declaration or something?

A few hours into the FS now

Stones (19 members to start with) - 1 kill, 506 hpk
iMagNum (9 members to start with, 10 now) - 1 kill, 98 hpk

lel when's the actual FS start guys?

To paraphrase Farmer,
"I am sorry sweetheart but this is not last set"

:)

iMag vs Stones
http://earthgraphs.com/...Stones&warreport=Show

Come down here and fight us you dirty netters

This is your brain on Stones.

Stones: Not Even Once

hahahhaahahhahahhahahah stones apparently think imag have class hahahahahahahaha

eat fluff and die

UNCONFIRMED

IT IS ACTUALLY NOVEMBER 23 5:58.999999 GAMETIME

-imag head of fluffposting

Dear Collzaboration,

It has recently come to my attention that you suffer from a cognitive defect. I must apologize for the insults I sent in your direction on IRC a few weeks ago. Had I known at the time that your mother smoked crack while she was pregnant with you, I would have been a bit nicer. I really hope you don't kill yourself. I know it must be hard not to. God, I would kill myself if I were you. I would have killed myself long ago. You are a very strong man for carrying on despite all of your crippling flaws.

Sincerely,
A concerned earther

Dear SOL,

We died more which means we won.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d696t3yALAY

Sincerely,
Not a member of iMag's leadership and thus not responsible for our crushing victory in this war

I have highlighted the important parts for you below:



I hope this helps

Please kill the netters first, they deserve it. Thanks.

I don't think Trump is the one you should be worrying about starting WW3. Hillary has never seen a military intervention she didn't like (and she's voted for all of them!). Trump may have some serious flaws but he is relatively non-interventionist and significantly less likely to try to restart the Cold War. That's his big positive imo.

He did say he'd bomb ISIS but so did Hilllary (sort of - right after she wanted to impose a no-fly zone over Syria so Russia would be unable to bomb the radical Islamic terrorist groups who have US funding.. oops, I mean the "valiant freedom fighters against the Assad dictatorship" who have US funding).

tl;dr no, Hillary would get everyone killed, Trump is just more likely to do something like crashing the economy with no survivors

Please do

walt, you are my hero

That was me. I was trying to net for the only time in my life so that I could finally figure out how a TMBR works and you, along with a bunch of other countries significantly bigger than me, grabbed me and/or stole fluff with various spy ops. Kind of hard to tell who used ops on me since none failed, but it was obviously more than one country. Since my set was obviously fluffed at that point I decided to take back a small portion of what I lost using spies; I sent, what, maybe 5 ops or something? To which you flipped out and launched 30+ attacks.

To be honest I had fun so if you want to do that again next set, let's do it! :) This time I'll make a country that I actually know how to run though. My name will be extremely obvious if you have any knowledge of the subject area referred to, but I already made a new name so I can't keep the old one.

Hey darkling I hope you realize nobody is going to read all that crap. TL;DR you are mad and you suck.

I eagerly await your next 20 responses though! :)

I wish I knew how it felt to get so mad over getting killed that I had to post in all caps 3 times in 3 minutes and brag about suiciding on a tiny country. Unfortunately I will never know how that feels :(

Hey Scode!

It's good to see so many old iMag people still around, even if not in the right tag :p There's not enough spam though, it's been a month and there's only two pages in this thread, when we could be annoying everyone else by keeping it bumped 24/7. Did the forum owners make some sort of anti-spam rule or something? ;)

Testing to see if this works