lying on the couch watching some kick boxing......

in walks my 11 year old daughter who sits on top of me, Farts...


and runs off giggling like a little girl.....

no

ahhhhh the joys of having kids hahaha

it smelt bad too.....

i think something is broken...

bsnake... i'm sure she would kick your ass if you tried anything

you might be right JB...

it's amazing how a stink that big can come outta something that small, ain't it?

yeah lol....


but then there is a change and they think they dont fart....

at this age she is still proud of it ;)

put an orange in a sock...


leaves no bruises, but they learn the lesson :)

LOL. Gotta love it.

In Thailand you're going to be paying for similiar treatment.

dont belt her...just get her back. while she is sleeping fart in her face. nothing like being awaken to fart! used to do this to my cousin a lot.

Enjoy your little girl while you can Bsnake

Mine is now an 18yr old 6ft blond b@#ch..

part of life I guess

Better a fluff than a bimbo, I guess...

They all grow to hate us, eventually.

@jcat - it's even better when they're snoring and their mouth is open :-D

jcat - just plain revolting, ROFL ! :D

you can belt her but if you do that and childcare founds out you can end up on court accused of child abusing and worst case is that you lose custody.

I dunno about upside down land, but I know it's amazing what you can get away with in the name of discipline here in the US.....unless you live in Florida

it varies bit by countries but still risk exists.

if they aint cowerin in a corner when you get home you aint doin somethin right

lol!

Mine doesn't cower in the corner, but there's one tone of voice that gets him to go from 60 to 0 in about 3/10 of a second. Some parents yell - I get calm.

do you mean a pop in the eye?
or a belt over the ass?
or a shot of whiskey?

show her the youtube video of the guy who burned his ass while lighting his farts, then flick your bic at her whenever she shows 1/2 a giggle.

lol@Marshall....


only one in the entire thread to not get its a joke lol....


I once farted on a guys head at school(we were 11) he has never forgiven me for it lol.....

heck she is 11 now... and i have never smacked her....


got beaten as a child and just think there are better ways to discipline ur kids...

same here Bsnake..

would like to crack both my kids up side the head sometimes but wont raise them like I was raised.

sounds like what my 26 year old fiance does to me snake

Best post in this thread.

My pops used to belt the fluff outta me, started wearing 4 pair ofboxers and baggy shorts.

My mom got me with the flyswatter, I'll tell you, that metal coat hanger esque part of that swatted hurts like a mofo.

I was never beat to a pulp though, just enough to get the point across.


I gotta decide how ima deal with my kid, he's startig to get crazy. 15 months old

I gotta decide how ima deal with my kid, he's startig to get crazy. 15 months old
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Lmao... Kid gloves, I guess..

Today, brought even to the pre-pulp stage is not accepted, as our culture is becoming more informed and civilized.

It's true, landing upside down in a corner from the top bunk nearly sound asleep, isn't allowed anymore. This may have never been a right thing to do, but who knew there were so many that were so ignorant, in the ways of successful parenting?

I told my son he was 'getting on my last nerve' and to knock it off, or I was 'gonna knock him into next week!' From the nearly hysterical laughter he responded with, I knew I'd struck.. his sense of humor!
This was fine, cuz I'm proud of him for it, forgot why I felt I needed to dummy slap him in the first place.

Regarding the farter, Shaving cream under her pillow, might be just the thing, just before bedtime.. When she bolts out to find the culprit, calmly clue her in, on the countless things you have in your bag of tricks, and the shaving cream was a gentle reminder, that she has choices.. Then inform her that it's up to her, how deep you reach, into this magic bag..

WARNING, Will Robinson, WARNING!

;o)

The belt? a conveyor belt to Houston might be the answer.. lol

I'm not sure what it looks like, but I too must have a certain look, that causes a certain reaction.. Especially when he was caught trying to help me clean my aquarium housing 6 generations of tropicals, using Ajax and silver polish... A fish might show up while swimming close to the glass, then vanish in the white clouded water..
True, one by one of these inhabitants were to go belly up.... in such a short time, as was my initial thoughts that were then nothing short of murderous...
Though it resembled a hollicost, The Nazi was spared, in the name of forgiveness. Well that, and the thoughts of prison life.

Sometimes consequences are harsh.. Not sure what my guppies did, but they paid dearly for it.. It's possible, that slice of karma was just for me?

;o)

the problem with parenting today is parents are so terrified to discipline their children, and the children know that and they exploit it, because you won't dare hit little johnny for keying daddy's car, you'll just put him in time out for a half hour and take his video games away for the weekend.




then 20 years later he's vandalizing private property and nobody knows why he's doing it

Amen to that.

If I talked to my parents the way kids today do, I woulda caught a fresh one across the chops from my old man.

hell... if i woulda spoke to my mother the way my little siblings do i woulda got my teeth knocked out

you kiddin? i was fortunate enough to go in the back yard and pick the stick i got my ass whooped with. if i grabbed one they felt too small i then had to get the "bfs" or big fluffin stick they kept in their closet