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SAM_DANGER Game profile

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Sep 24th 2013, 3:47:23

CHUCK_DANGER HAS WON THIS RESET'S MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! LAST MAN STANDING AWARD. TONIGHT WE GATHER 'ROUND THE MUSHROOM CLOUD, ROAST THE SACRIFICIAL WILDEBEEST AND SING A SONG OF WEAL AND WOE IN HIS HONOR! GET YOUR TISSUES HANDY!

AHEM!

THE STRUGGLE IS OVER!
THE BOYS ARE DEFEATED!
[DANGER]!'S SURROUNDED!
WITH SADNESS AND GLOOM!
WE WERE DEFEATED!
AND SHAMEFULLY TREATED!
AND I, CHARLES DANGER!
AWAITING MY DOOM!

BOLD CHARLES DANGER!
THE DARLING OF EARTH EMPIRES!
BOLD CHARLES DANGER!
WILL DIE WITH A SMILE!
FAREWELL COMPANIONS!
BOTH LOYAL AND DARING!
I LAY DOWN MY LIFE!
FOR THE COMMITTEE OF ONE!

HUNG, DRAWN AND QUARTERED!
SURE, THAT WAS MY SENTENCE!
BUT SOON, I WILL SHOW THEM!
NO COWARD AM I!
MY CRIME IS THE LOVE OF!
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!
A HERO I LIVED!
AND A HERO I'LL DIE!

GOODBYE TO OLD [DANGER]!
TO WILLIAM AND JOSEPH!
COMPANIONS IN ARMS!
TO FORGET, YOU MUST TRY!
I'M PROUD OF THE HONOR!
'TWAS ONLY MY DUTY!
A HERO I LIVED!
AND A HERO I'LL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOLD CHARLES DANGER!!!!!!!!
THE DARLING OF EARTH EMPIRES!!!!!!!
BOLD CHARLES DANGER!!!!!!
WILL DIE WITH A SMILE!!!!!!
FAREWELL COMPANIONS!!!!!!!
BOTH LOYAL AND DARING!!!!!!!
I LAY DOWN MY LIFE!!!!!
FOR THE COMMITTEE OF ONE!!!!!!!

SNIFF!

SAM
OVERLORD OF CEREMONIES,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

Edited By: SAM_DANGER on Sep 24th 2013, 3:56:41. Reason: MORE COWBELL!
See Original Post

bertz Game profile

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Sep 24th 2013, 11:07:57

CONGRATS TO CHUCK!

CHUCK_DANGER Game profile

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Sep 24th 2013, 12:29:13

I DEDICATE THIS VICTORY TO THE COMMITTEE OF ONE! IT HAS BEEN A HARD FOUGHT VICTORY STANDING FOR THE POLICIES OF VIOLENT PACIFISM.

SHOULD THE RAGERS WHO ARE CURRENTLY SAVING TURNS FINALLY LAY ME TO REST, IT IS A LESSON FOR FOR ALL TO LEARN THAT THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! WILL DEFEND THE RIGHTS OF VIOLENT PACIFISM AT ANY COST.

PLEASE RISE AND REMOVE YOUR HATS FOR A MOMENT OF SILENCE IN TRIBUTE TO THE FALLEN BROTHERS OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

[AND A SHOUT OUT TO AN EARTH LEGEND THAT HAS RECENTLY DECEASED IN MR LEMON CHIFFON]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCTJmXrgsFg

HA!
CHUCK_DANGER
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

BILL_DANGER Game profile

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Sep 24th 2013, 12:52:14

Originally posted by CHUCK_DANGER:


I DIDN'T KNOW SAM HAD A GUITAR!

BladeEWG Game profile

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Sep 25th 2013, 0:50:39

Well Chuck
At least ya knew it was coming

oats Game profile

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Sep 25th 2013, 3:01:58

i hope one day i can stand beside chuck on the battlefield and watch him die like a hero.

CHUCK_DANGER Game profile

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Sep 26th 2013, 1:53:27

Originally posted by BladeEWG:
Well Chuck
At least ya knew it was coming


KNEW IT WAS COMING? HA! HAD IT NOT COME RAGE WOULD HAVE SOME SERIOUS EXPLAINING TO DO! WITH A 5:1 COUNTRY RATIO, THE QUESTION IS HOW IT TOOK SO LONG! I TRULY HOPE RAGE ACCEPTS DEFEAT AND SIGNS A DECLARATION OF PEACE SOON SO THAT I DO NOT HAVE TO RESTART! I WOULD HATE TO CONTINUE PUNISHING THEM INTO SUBMISSION! ACTUALLY THAT IS A LIE. I ENJOY PUNISHING ALL OFFENDERS OF THE RIGHTEOUS RETALIATION POLICIES.

HA!
CHUCK_DANGER
THE MIGHTY CLAN[DANGER]!

Mr Charcoal Game profile

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Sep 27th 2013, 0:38:04

This entire situation is ridiculous. At least you are all keeping me entertained. Way better than the usual LaF vs Evo / Sol vs SoF trolling!
Originally posted by NOW3P:
Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Garry Owen Game profile

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Sep 27th 2013, 3:04:24

*sniff*

That was beautiful. I [almost] am sad for killing him. :)

SAM_DANGER Game profile

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Sep 27th 2013, 3:37:46

GARRY!

GREAT NAME! DO YOU RECOGNIZE THE SONG WHICH I PLAGIARIZED FOR THIS POST?

HA!

SAM
HEAD OF LYRICS APPROPRIATIONS,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

Kaloop

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Sep 27th 2013, 10:52:43

Was it to that new Justin Beiber song?
I knew it Sam! Another man addicted to "Beiber-fever"
There is a cure.. its called Tool or Pantera.

Darrian Game profile

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Sep 27th 2013, 12:15:15

Yeah I have to admit the song is really touching!
~bad as i wanna be~

Tytanious Game profile

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Oct 10th 2013, 12:25:07

i want to join danger, but my caps lock is broken

BILL_DANGER Game profile

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Oct 10th 2013, 14:37:49

TYTANIOUS!

ACTUALLY ONE OF THE ENTRANCE CRITERIA INTO THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! IS TO HAVE ONE'S CAPS LOCK SURGICALLY REMOVED. IT IS PAINFUL AND SOMEWHAT BLOODY, BUT IS NECESSARY, AS ONLY NINNIES USE CAPS LOCK; REAL MEN USE BULGING PINKY FINGERS TO DEPRESS SHIFT KEYS!!!!

HA!

BILL
NOT EVEN JOKING
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

macmd Game profile

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Oct 10th 2013, 15:09:39

YOUR HUMBLE VASSAL STATE MD CONGRATULATES CHUCK_DANGER ON HIS VICTORY!