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Doug

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Dec 7th 2021, 22:57:53

Syko is going to login to $35-$36 bushels and his heads going to explode. Wtf with these stupid prices!

Edited By: Doug on Dec 7th 2021, 23:01:25. Reason: Spelling wasn’t my strong suit

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Dec 7th 2021, 9:13:06

Originally posted by BROmanceNZ:

Sell at 43? Okay.

Nooooooooo lol 😈

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Dec 7th 2021, 2:50:05

Originally posted by Syko_Killa:

Next one who undercuts my food I'm going to put all my food on market and crash it at about 44 got it? Quit underselling!

I know I’ve been gone forever but before I park 79 missiles on Leto’s lawn, can my 55 bushels please sell? Pffffth. I meant to put it at 45 not 55. Whoops

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Dec 7th 2021, 2:50:04

Originally posted by Syko_Killa:

Next one who undercuts my food I'm going to put all my food on market and crash it at about 44 got it? Quit underselling!

I’ll co-sign this. Then SK does it, I’ll crash it with him at 39. Why y’all dropping shhhitski so low? LoL

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Dec 6th 2021, 14:45:57

Originally posted by Syko_Killa:

Originally posted by Doug:

If Leto throws me out next set, I don’t know where I’d go. I’ve never played outside of Pdm.

I'm sure Evo is happy to have her sidekick back.

I was only with Paradigm. I’ve only had 1 family in all those years. I hope I’m not an orphan soon lol

Edit: NeverMind - now I get what you meant. I think. Lol

Edited By: Doug on Dec 6th 2021, 14:56:43. Reason: Confused lol

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Dec 6th 2021, 3:26:48

Omg I remember this. lol nice find. Where’d Mrs. C end up? Haven’t heard that name in a long long time.

Edited By: Doug on Dec 6th 2021, 3:29:08. Reason: Slippery fingers

If Leto throws me out next set, I don’t know where I’d go. I’ve never played outside of Pdm. Either I’m loyal or a masochist.

What the hell was my point…. Sorry I fell asleep on a nuclear reactor as a child…

Ummm OH! Gonzo said for galleri to play a reunion set. I had planned on only playing 1 set. I guess I may stay 1 more.

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Dec 5th 2021, 7:36:34

I just found my $222 oil behind the toilet in a wall. Can y’all buy it while at war? I mispriced it. lol

I’ll never get used to playing this on my iPhone at work. A decade ago I never imagined I’d be back playing lol 💁🏼‍♂️

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Dec 5th 2021, 3:39:49

Keep going I have expensive oil I need bought cause I priced it wrong dammmmit! Lol

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Dec 5th 2021, 0:59:19

Originally posted by Mr Gainsboro:

Originally posted by brujodale:

seems we have a multi playing in the alliance server. Can someone check out the isp numbers on all the hungry countries. we need to block this asshat! I have an idea who it is, but not saying any names.

isnt it just his restart(s) after we killed him?

2 guesses, I message you the 3rd a day after you posted this. I just resent it. Big hugz lol

Edited By: Doug on Dec 5th 2021, 1:07:59. Reason: Oops

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Dec 5th 2021, 0:58:02

Originally posted by brujodale:

I am hoping that players name does not start with a Z

Laughs… awwwwww shixski he went there…

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Dec 5th 2021, 0:56:21

Hey. I’ve been gone, and I’m already getting blamed lol - And for the record, I have 1 personality…

Yes, I know it’s not me. There’s abother z around here…. Oh I mean D.

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Dec 5th 2021, 0:47:53

I declared peace on a certain someone’s multi suicided on us. Leto then cherry picked the kill after I was ready to run 120(120) on 100 civilians like a boss! I’m kidding lol - Leto and I come on around the same time. Not everyone gets my sarcasm lol

Oh hey Mercs and SOF. Can you continue the war please? I have a lot of shxt to sell. Help a blond twink out! After being gone almost a decade. Lol

Ok. I’ll zip it before I log into a dead county in 2.2 seconds. Lol love y’all lol

No I’m not drunk. I’m at work. The city cars MVT says I have no wifi. And I should be writing tickets. I haven’t written a ticket since June. Lol wheeeee

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Dec 5th 2021, 0:35:09

Goddamnittttt. Galleri fixed my DougNorrid thing. Why did works MVT wifi in a city vehicle just bound and log me out? Sorry. But no, I did not sell at $33.

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Dec 4th 2021, 3:03:19

Make her pay the second mortgage on it. She won’t be so excited working in the sweat shop Barbie’s now working in with her adopted kids to get Barbie’s corvette out of impound after her 4th dui and she’s just outta rehab.

Lol nahhhh she will love you forever I’m sure. Or at least until January 3rd.

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Dec 4th 2021, 0:08:20

Originally posted by SuperFly:

Today I showed my wife’s the bill for 2022s Insurence premiums for home and auto. Told her the Insurence premiums are her Xmas, birthday and anniversary gifts for 2022.

Lol

Actually taking her to the mountains for Christmas weekend but she doesn’t know that :p

Funny I had the same conversation with mason as now he’s on my insurance from the city as my health insurance is much better and lower cost. I’m assuming we’re a little younger, so we don’t have go often. Well unless I get shot then the last thing I’ll worry about is insurance. lol I’ll have bigger problems.

The mountains? Where? The Cleveland area isn’t very rich in scenery lol so we went to rural Maine before all the lockdowns in 2019. Autumn in New England is amazing. 2 HOURS from anyone. In a cove on a cliff. Although anytime we went hiking I felt like we’d get lost and end up in North Korea.

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Dec 3rd 2021, 22:08:13

Well this all went to shxt fast lol

I love it. I just got done with Twitter and IG and I look over here and I need a shower… and no, I’m not revealing my Twitter, Snapchat or Insta accts here… only 3 ppl on earth have ever seen me. 1 in person. And that was like a whole scary after school special on stranger danger…. Y’all are scary… lol

Edit: I mean I would send a pic of me and mason but I’m afraid I’d be kidnapped. And I carry a gun 8 hours a day for a living!!!!

Edited By: Doug on Dec 3rd 2021, 22:12:45. Reason: OCD w/ my spelling and grammar

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Dec 3rd 2021, 21:41:33

Was not my intention. Apologies. Legit saw an old calculator and saw fascist wasn’t on one and if anyone had one. My bad. And I won’t be 50 for like another decade and a half. *if I live that long….

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Dec 3rd 2021, 21:33:08

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

n00b moment lol

Blonde twink moment… that’s ok.. I meant to destroy 1000 buildings and wound up building 1000 and wasted an ass load of turns. Whoopsie

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Dec 3rd 2021, 21:28:38

fluffski… I’m messing around here and just realized that i just sold oil for 33$ not 333$ …. Fuxor! Hope it says i can’t do that….

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Dec 3rd 2021, 21:24:19

I was literally a kid practically. I remember all these names for the most part. But most vaguely remember me being psychotic and “memorable” I used to get kicked out, detagged, and promoted all in the same day. Sir Thomas would boot me. Piggy would promote me. Sir Detmer had a hardon for me and would boot me and Gail would promote me. Oh yes, it was fun. Ddog lurks around these parts. He knew how special I was.

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Dec 3rd 2021, 21:19:45

Ok… just wow…

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Dec 3rd 2021, 21:18:15

I remember half of all you old alcoholics. lol

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Dec 3rd 2021, 21:05:17

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Originally posted by Doug:

I know we hijacked this topic but…. Ohhhh Zack…. Where are youuuuuu. We all know… lol human, hero, RD… cmon let’s be nice now?

What Zack are you talking about? If you're referring to Darkling.....he's here lol

I know. Someone said it to me in private. I don’t care if I say it publicly lol - but a certain little Christmas elf messaged me. Soooooo I figured what’s the harm in just asking. Not gonna say who told me lol - I always was a good secret keeper. So many skeletons in my closet. 🥵

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Dec 3rd 2021, 20:50:12

I know we hijacked this topic but…. Ohhhh Zack…. Where are youuuuuu. We all know… lol human, hero, RD… cmon let’s be nice now?

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Dec 3rd 2021, 20:44:26

Originally posted by HEMPMAN1:

Last year for Christmas I got a sweater...this year I am hoping for a moaner or screamer.... LOL

Ha! I have one now! I’ll warn you, if you have neighbors, get a nice pillow to quiet the noise. But nice answer lol

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Dec 3rd 2021, 20:03:22

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

I still can't get over the fact that RD gave you PTSD LOL too funny haha

I was young, very young. I see colors still. Pink isn’t just my favorite singer, but he owes me money for the amount of Thorazine I needed. I saw colors in my sleep. It was all… rainbow like -grin-

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Dec 3rd 2021, 19:54:23

Originally posted by Syko_Killa:

galleri is about the only female who plays this game anymore. The rest smartened up and moved on.

It was meant as a kind of inside joke. But I may have missed the cue. lol

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Dec 3rd 2021, 19:29:56

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Originally posted by Doug:

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Originally posted by Doug:

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Long live indoor plumbing!

-odd look- hmmmm

🤷‍♂️

You crack me up. Galleri is going to be confused. Or feel left out. lol but if she reads her inbox she’ll understand lol secrets secrets shhhh

No confusion from me on her end, she knows me pretty well 😁

Ohhhh scandalous! 👿

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Dec 3rd 2021, 19:13:15

Soooo who’s going all out bonkers for their partners, kids, grandkids cause some of y’all are old. Jk lol but serious. What’s going on in y’all’s life for Christmas, Advent, it’s Hanukkah…. So yea… anyone doing anything good this year?

(Just trying to livin up this joint 😜)

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Dec 3rd 2021, 19:08:16

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Originally posted by Doug:

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Long live indoor plumbing!

-odd look- hmmmm

🤷‍♂️

You crack me up. Galleri is going to be confused. Or feel left out. lol but if she reads her inbox she’ll understand lol secrets secrets shhhh

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Dec 3rd 2021, 19:06:04

Originally posted by Syko_Killa:

Originally posted by Doug:

Originally posted by Syko_Killa:

Long live RD!

They gave me PTSD in 2004. I sent Mr. Pink my therapist bills.

Sorry to hear that, I played in xCIAx in 2004. Not guilty.

Nah it’s cool. That shxt was crazy then. But it’s ancient history. Well… to me. Some still hate me lol long axx grudge. I just went to a bunch of EDM/raves and forgot about it.

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Dec 3rd 2021, 18:22:00

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Long live indoor plumbing!

-odd look- hmmmm

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Dec 3rd 2021, 18:21:37

Originally posted by Syko_Killa:

Long live RD!

They gave me PTSD in 2004. I sent Mr. Pink my therapist bills.

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Dec 3rd 2021, 7:28:22

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

I enjoy playing with myself, batteries should be included and with absolute no restrictions, sorry to hear about people's mesh going bad, I always use lube, the key is to have as least friction as possible for a long healthy....uhm....mesh life!

Pffffth lol My bf could take notes from this.

Edited By: Doug on Dec 3rd 2021, 7:32:22. Reason: I’ll get in trouble for org post lol

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Dec 3rd 2021, 5:47:11

If you’re aren’t tagged, or stumbled on this dinosaur join a clan. I’d be lying if it wasn’t Paradigm, but honestly if you’re new, old, coming back for winter or the holidays, play with someone rather than playing with yourself… wait… I mean….

Batteries not included, some restrictions may apply. If you or a loved one have had hernia mesh replacement and experienced…

Oh just message me, or post and someone in a clan will take you.

Edited By: Doug on Dec 3rd 2021, 5:51:33. Reason: ruined my own punchline

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Dec 3rd 2021, 5:13:33

Originally posted by Doug:

Galleri isn’t my type. She’s got indoor plumbing. She’s amazing and beautiful, but not my type. lol -grin-

Oops I said this out loud. Sorry y’all. LoL

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Dec 3rd 2021, 4:37:43

Originally posted by Leto:

We maimed him but he chose to suicide on some one else, so we killed him.

No big deal.

Yup. No big deal. I’m sure we will do the same in the future if someone acts a fool. Right? Right. Paradigm was always fun and rowdy. I have no idea what the hell our polices are anymore buuuuuut I’ll wing it and hope not to get detagged. Already was offered 1 position outside next reset. I was only gonna do 1 reset. Buuuuut I am staying 1 more. If Leto doesn’t throw my ass out. But thanks to those who joined the run. SOL, CWG. Was fun seeing old friends. Thanks.

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Dec 3rd 2021, 4:32:45

Galleri isn’t my type. She’s got indoor plumbing. She’s amazing and beautiful, but not my type. lol -grin-

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Dec 3rd 2021, 4:03:05

Originally posted by g0nz0:

FU Camelot. Traitor

Unfuk yourself Camelot. Thought you were someone else.

Pfffffth lol - I just spit my Starbucks all over the MVT in the car at work. Nice work. Guess I should go to work. The clubs are jumping tonight oddly, imma go harass cute co-eds from the college.

Edited By: Doug on Dec 3rd 2021, 4:20:29. Reason: Can’t type

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Dec 3rd 2021, 3:56:09

Originally posted by g0nz0:

FU Camelot. Traitor

Originally posted by g0nz0:

Originally posted by Doug:

Originally posted by g0nz0:

I was making a joke when I said Paradigm needed assistance from another clan. Stones. Sad to see gangbanging especially for a solo.

RD must be badass to get 2 clans.
Great defense. Bro

Nah, it’s cool lol - i highly doubt it was THE rd. The guy answered a ingame msg in Russian, funny how iPhone translate yelled at me in Russian. his times and side steps were predictable. I was however informed the restart situations different than it was back in the day. I was just making sure not to step on toes. It was a good moral booster. I was a tiny bit pissed that it wasn’t dead 2 days ago like it should have been. -looks around innocently- 😜

But still nice to see old friends come stop by and have some fun. I MAY still have this in me lol

3 days constant attacks, and 2 clans. Seems like him. Good job RD none the less. Bang off the rust guys.

Originally posted by g0nz0:

Originally posted by Doug:

Originally posted by g0nz0:

I was making a joke when I said Paradigm needed assistance from another clan. Stones. Sad to see gangbanging especially for a solo.

RD must be badass to get 2 clans.
Great defense. Bro

3 days constant attacks, and 2 clans. Seems like him. Good job RD none the less. Bang off the rust guys.

Originally posted by g0nz0:

Originally posted by Doug:

Originally posted by g0nz0:

I was making a joke when I said Paradigm needed assistance from another clan. Stones. Sad to see gangbanging especially for a solo.

RD must be badass to get 2 clans.
Great defense. Bro

3 days constant attacks, and 2 clans. Seems like him. Good job RD none the less. Bang off the rust guys.

Originally posted by g0nz0:

FU Camelot. Traitor

Ummm huh? Not mine. Wait… what just happened? Let’s stay calm lol

Edited By: Doug on Dec 3rd 2021, 3:59:06. Reason: Wrong thread