I want earthgraphs!!!

He may not have asked you to, Empy. But you're here doing it nonetheless.


And where is Leto, the head of the alliance. Nowhere to be found except asking questions about longbows and posting Eminem lyrics on discord.


He's the epitome of 'I'll watch the house burn down from the street and do nothing about it' guy.


Again, I don't give a fluff about your opinion. It's tldr.

He's more interested in making friends with the neighbor while the house burns down, then he is in addressing the fact that he left the oven on and his family is trapped inside.



Leto only desires to be loved by everyone. That's why he messages me once every few weeks talking sweet, trying to make me like him again. The moment he realizes I still don't like him, and still call him on his garbage, he turns vile and insults my wife.

Round and round we go, Empy. Leto is like a broken clock, predictable and pathetic.


Leto the Cowardly. Gets his alliance in a war due to a personal grudge, and watches from the sidelines as his alliance crumbles around him.

longbow best way to go

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fluffing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me Apache and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heli phobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Looming good

We always request special brownies as part of settlement.

Nice recruiting effort this set and leading by example. The biggest recruiting effort in the last 5 years.

The game needs more of this.